Replying to Ridiculous story

just a story i that i posted in a different thread, and some people thought it was funny and said i should give it its own thread, so here you go...enjoy...

last winter break i was home from college and went to visit some friends where they go to school (only a few hours from where we live). we threw a party at their house, and i got beyond drunk and ended up having sex with some girl in their pantry, on A BUNCH OF BANANAS. eventually she got uncomfortable sitting on the bananas while we fucked, so we moved up to my friends bedroom and finished off there. afterward she wanted to snuggle and talk, but i wasnt really feeling it, so i told her that i had to take care of something and that i'd be right back and just bailed. the next morning everyone was looking for me cuz i was MIA, and ended up finding me sleeping on the basement floor, curled up in a ball behind the water softener. i explained the story when they woke me up, and when my buddy went up to his room, he found mushed bananas crusted all over his sheets. they'll never let me live it down.