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Such a fuckin hassle

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T.RexJizzzzJEAA
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
is there any store where i can get an original fleshlight at? im living with my grandparents and i cant order it, i need one fucking badly i havent gotten laid in the last 4months because i had surgery on my dick.
Apr 12 2007 9:07PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
there was a thread about this a long time ago about how to make your own. maybe if you werent a little alias noob you would know how.
Apr 12 2007 9:09PM
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T.RexJizzzzJEAA
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
i dont want a fucking homemade one you cunt i want the 59$ high quality one fuck off
Apr 12 2007 9:10PM
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Jibbin_the_717
Posts: 210 - Karma: 10
hahaha you had surgurey on your dick what a d bag what did you finaly get circumsized?
Apr 12 2007 9:12PM
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T.RexJizzzzJEAA
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
i tried to fuck a porcupine you asshole, can someone tell me if any stores sell the genuine fucking thing or do i have to order it and have my 86 yr old grandparents sign for the fucking thing. all i want is a nice fake fucking vagina i think i deserve it
Apr 12 2007 9:16PM
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Jibbin_the_717
Posts: 210 - Karma: 10
how old are you in the first place
Apr 12 2007 9:20PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
ALIAS!!!!!was made yesterday
Apr 12 2007 9:24PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
ya how much does a t-rex jizz??
Apr 12 2007 9:32PM
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T.RexJizzzzJEAA
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
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Apr 12 2007 9:32PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
say hello to your hand.
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the original fleshlight, used by man for millions of years.
Apr 12 2007 9:34PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
wow, i bet more than even paris hilton could handle
Apr 12 2007 9:34PM
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T.RexJizzzzJEAA
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
you kids are selfish fucks
Apr 12 2007 9:38PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
dude it says on the website it comes in an unmarked brown box...youre good
Apr 12 2007 9:43PM
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hollygrove
Posts: 7845 - Karma: 93
hahahahhaha, every single posy you made has made me laugh sooo hard. i dont knwo why.
Apr 12 2007 9:45PM
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