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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
so theres this douche bag kid who thinks hes all that cuz he plays a few sports and for no reason he dosnt like me. i dont like him either because he has no reason ot have any emotion towards me cuz im a sophmore and hes a senior. well he likes to call me a fag in school evey time he sees me in the hall way and its been going on about a year usualy just flip him off. one day he i.m.d me and started takin shit cuz he drove by and stopped like he wanted to start shit but i held up my blade befor he got out and he drove away and then today he was walkin to his car as wasi and starts callin me a fag and im just like fuck you kid and he keeps talkin shit and i walked away but im pretty sure im gunna stab him right in the fuckin chest. im done takin shit from this kid. any thoughts?
Apr 12 2007 2:51PM
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C.R.420
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 28
i wouldn't recommend a stabbing.
beat his ass or something of that nature.
if he just talks shit and does nothing else, he is obviously a pussy.
Apr 12 2007 2:53PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
if you do you MIGHT get in trouble
but if you do update us and tell us what you did
i'd prefer it if you don't though. something less violent
Apr 12 2007 2:54PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
People who make fun of people like that in school clearly have some kind of serious self concious issues.
fucking fags need to find something better to do with their washed up boring little pathetic lives than just pick on people or fight people or try to act all tough.
Apr 12 2007 2:57PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
We had a kid shoot and kill a bully in my high school when i was a freshman. The shooter just got out, he served about 12 yrs for premeditated. boom head shot
Apr 12 2007 3:12PM
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hoodratz47
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poisen is always incognegro
Apr 12 2007 3:13PM
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snowXrider540
Posts: 1182 - Karma: 12

dont stab him dude. if you are seriously thinking about it you are stupid. just beat the fuck out of him like seriously. and if you cant, fucking jump the kid and knock the fucker out before he even knows what happened or who did it. my school has some fat ass kid like that. im a freshman like 120 lbs and he is a senior like 300 lbs. he is the same as this kid a pussy who doesnt do anything. just be like dude fuck you if you want to do something then do it. beat the fuck out of him. end of story.

Apr 12 2007 3:17PM
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ThaLetterM.
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i was in pretty much the same situation about a month ago. i just got two kids i know to come with me and i told the kid if the talks shit to me ill kill him. i guess he belived me because he hasnt since. but i have to admit, i am NOT a fighter, so if he woulda punched me idk what i would have done haha
Apr 12 2007 3:19PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
awww don't cry :/
Apr 12 2007 3:21PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
his uncle probly tossed his salad, he liked it and realized hes gay but doesnt want people to know so he makes people think others are gay so they dont suspect him
see problem solved
Apr 12 2007 3:33PM
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Sno.
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agreed
Apr 12 2007 3:44PM
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MarkieR
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i'd say that stabbing this fellow would be a rash decision. i wouldn't say a good ass whipping is uncalled for, though. gather a crew, and beat him till he's good and bloody. just make sure you don't kill him/permanently injure him. also, don't use any weapons, because then you could be charged with attempted murder. oooooor you could just man up and let the guy talk shit. he's obviously not going to do anything about it, so just slough the words off. i understand it may be difficult to turn the proverbial other cheek, but in this situation, it may not be worth the repercussions of doing something about it. good luck either way.
Apr 12 2007 3:54PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
ur freakin 120 lbs.?!?! holy crap. anywayz, dont stab him, just beat the crap out of him. there's this one kid in my school, practically the whole 8th grade dont like him so they pretty much beat him up whenever they get a chance, but it's mostly black kids, that's why he had to move to different classes b/c kids in his class were too mean.
Apr 12 2007 3:58PM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
Just talk to a teacher or principle.




Just joking just get your boys and beat him down
Apr 12 2007 3:59PM
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snowXrider540
Posts: 1182 - Karma: 12
i know. im a beast. thanks.
Apr 12 2007 4:01PM
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ECshredder
Posts: 989 - Karma: 11
you probly are deserving of him calling u a fag if your thinkin about stabbing him. Eaither stop being a pussy and fight him or dont say anythign an just ignore it.
Apr 12 2007 4:02PM
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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
the only problem is this could could prolly reck me. im like 169 mostly fat this kids like 180 mostly jacked cuz he plays every fuckin sport.
Apr 12 2007 5:24PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
I say just fuck the kid's day up and make him your bitch. as soon as you knock him out roll him down some stairs or shit to really get him good
Apr 12 2007 5:26PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
then you might want to just deal with it. or you can try and beef up and woop his ass
Apr 12 2007 5:26PM
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weenox
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 19
why don't you just be the better man and straight up ask him why he doesn't like you....if he can't come up with an answer, call him a retard, and tell him you'll kill him if he doesn't stop being a little bitch and causing drama for no reason.
Apr 12 2007 5:28PM
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TylerS
Posts: 2720 - Karma: 49
Can you say Columbine?
Apr 12 2007 5:28PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
slip acid and x in his drink
Apr 12 2007 5:29PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
just be wicked nice to him. nothing will piss him off more. then he'll just give up and realize he's a douche
Apr 12 2007 5:31PM
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snowXrider540
Posts: 1182 - Karma: 12
well....confront him about it and ask him if he still acts like a dick to you, jump him so he doesnt even know its coming. knock him out in one hit and kick the shit out of him. when he wakes up hell know you fucked him up real good and if he comes after you...get a whole group of people and fuck him up again. i hate kids like this kid.
Apr 12 2007 5:32PM
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MADSCRILLA
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Apr 12 2007 5:32PM
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Mod
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If you and a bunch of your friends jump him then you look like a pussy. You obviously did something to piss him off if he hates you, people just dont dislike people and talk shit for no reason.
Apr 12 2007 5:35PM
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kepler.
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don't even think about stabbin the kid. it'll really mess things up for you. come to think of it you shouldn't really be carrying a knife when you are 16 or ever. but really the best thing i can say is to stand up to the kid. i had a similar situation last year with this big mother of a senior. i was a sophomore and like 120 lbs. so he was probably close to double my weight. this little bitch just talked behind my back cuz i was hangin out with this girl he liked. so he would say shit but never to my face. the next time i saw him in the hall during classes i didn't go actin all tough, but i went up to him. i started inching closer to him askin him a bunch of questions about why he can't say shit to my face. he just kept tellin me to back up but i wouldn't. i started yellin at him and fortunately i have a way with words and made him feel stupid for what he was doing. he walked away, problem solved. just confront the guy and ask him whats his fuckin deal
Apr 12 2007 5:43PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
I think you need an iced orange cappucino latte
Apr 12 2007 5:44PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
i wish i was as cool as you so I could carry my blade and flash it at people.
Apr 12 2007 5:45PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
that would be the best thing to do
Apr 12 2007 5:45PM
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Benson23
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just get a couple people and kick his ass
Apr 12 2007 5:51PM
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derick
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
i wouldent stab him....heres what you do..you say he has a car right well there is washable spray paint out..or better yet use the real stuff...and spray paint the fuck out of his car...or if you really want to make him pay..one day go onderneith his car and unscrew the drain plug on his oil pain,and take out all his oil in his car put make sure you put a bucket under it or he will c all the oil,if he drives his car like that it will fuck his motor in a good half hour drive.. or until his motor gets hot..thats what i would do...
Apr 12 2007 5:57PM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
get a gun and a big ass butcher knife. shoot him in the head,chop him up with the butcher knife, and eat that shit for breakfast.
Apr 12 2007 6:00PM
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Aclique_Clothing
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 19
STAB HIM IN THE FUCKING THROUGHT!
Apr 12 2007 6:04PM
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Mod
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Or you can handle things Victor Petrella style and hit them in the nuts like a little bitch =O
Apr 12 2007 6:05PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
I agree. play mean pranks. You won't get in serious trouble, but you will if you beat him up or stab him.
-freeze a can or two of shaving cream then cut/peel off the can and put the frozen shaving cream in his locker. it will thaw and fill his locker with shaving cream.
-put a fish under his car seat. or maybe in his locker over the weekend.
-break eggs over the gaps in his car windows, the eggs will run down inside and smell gross.
-put tabasco sauce on his seat hahaha... especially if it's a dark coloured seat; then he won't notice
-get a paper bag with dog poop in it, put it on his porch, set it on fire, then ring the doorbell and run away

hmm does anyone have any other good pranks? I just learned these from my brother, I've never used them though
Apr 12 2007 6:23PM
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mmmmm...Pie
Posts: 673 - Karma: 15
If you're gonna stab anything, stab his tires. And then key the shit out of his car. The oil thing is good too.
Apr 12 2007 6:24PM
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Nicholas.
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i agree do that, and if it doesnt work then just get some kids and fuck him up out of school. because if he doesnt have a reason and you ask him why he doesnt like you he will feel like an idiot. just verbally stab his face.
Apr 12 2007 6:30PM
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coloski20
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most likely if you hit this cunt once he will be done
Apr 12 2007 7:21PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
you'll regret it when you see the bloood
Apr 12 2007 7:22PM
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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
amen
Apr 12 2007 7:22PM
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quixotic
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Epic.
Apr 12 2007 7:23PM
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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
i decided think im gunna spit in his face grab him by the throat punch him in the mouth and say fuck u. pr pin him against sumthing pull a blade on his neck stare him in the eyes and say all this serious shit and make him think im gunna do it.. then spit in his face. hahah idno why but i really just wanna spit in this kids face.
Apr 12 2007 7:24PM
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bhill2.0
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donbt be that kid that everyone the next day is like did you hear about that kid he like freaked out.

and if your gonna fight him, i doubt  its gonna happen like that, its not planned ever just instinct
Apr 12 2007 7:33PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
dont stab hime get the blade in your fist folded up n shit then take a shot at his left eye
Apr 12 2007 7:35PM
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C.R.420
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 28
this should do the trick...
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heh, just kidding
Apr 12 2007 7:40PM
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quixotic
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Ninja Star the fucker in the head

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Or just stab the goon

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K/O that cunt and hang him

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Or the most effective weapon... THE DILDO!!

I'd post a pic but im scarred of being banned!

somebody else with more guts post a pic of a big purple one!
Apr 12 2007 7:46PM
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Mod
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Apr 12 2007 7:47PM
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phatbush
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i am sure bishop wont aprove of this Cult
Apr 12 2007 7:47PM
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pns513
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it would do the job...
Apr 12 2007 7:48PM
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Mod
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Or just beat their car with one of these, GTA style.
Apr 12 2007 7:49PM
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