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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
hail is coming down the size of gold balls
lightning within a mile of me
is sounds like someone its throwing rocks all over my house really fast
rain is falling fast as shit
fuck
i'ma die
peace
Apr 11 2007 7:57PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Can I have your skis if you dont make it?
Apr 11 2007 7:58PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
the percentage of u dying is... 0%. seriously
Apr 11 2007 8:00PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
what if he gets hit by a renegade piece of hail? bam dead
Apr 11 2007 8:02PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
^its like tornado season. so actually he COULD die. depending on where he lives, but im too lazy to check profiles.
Apr 11 2007 8:02PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 149
shot first, while hes still warm
Apr 11 2007 8:04PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
ohio, hes screwed
Apr 11 2007 8:05PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
haha
0%
you just watch
a piece of hail is gonna get struck by lightning as it touches me and i will get electricuted and then a rabid racoon will come and bite my leg off. then the rain will flood over me and i will drown.
Apr 11 2007 8:05PM
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fouldsys
Posts: 7404 - Karma: 39
haha lightning a mile away? thats pussy shit. i was walking home from school and im right in front of my house and sudenly fucking like 40' away from me some lighting smoked a telephone pole and the wire started waving around and setting everything on fire. it was so intense.
Apr 11 2007 8:05PM
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ScratchFS91
Posts: 678 - Karma: 27
damn, we dont get too much of that on the east coast
Apr 11 2007 8:09PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
..... why not stay INSIDE? but of course, i shouldnt kno... i live on the east coast and we dont get that kind of weather, but really, just stay inside.. duhh. and wouldnt ur body float?
Apr 11 2007 8:13PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
I dunno..that weather is crazy shit...your whole house shakes and shit its pretty sweet but kinda scary at the same time..And your body might float, but the currents on deep water can drown you in only a few feet of water if there were like a flash flood or somethin
Apr 11 2007 8:15PM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
noo i have more posts so i get them
Apr 11 2007 8:17PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
IP relay operator says I get them!
Apr 11 2007 8:20PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
Hail sucks. I was backpacking, 70 all day then it started to hail for an hour. wtf! Stay safe!
Apr 11 2007 8:50PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
ohio.....
if you hate the weather, wait 5 minutes.
it sucks, raining here which is like 2hours or so north of you. hope the hails not comming towards me!
try having to run track in this shit. my coaches are crazy!! lol. it was horrible!
Apr 11 2007 8:54PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
i get them! i live closer!
Apr 11 2007 8:58PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
dual? your on
Apr 11 2007 9:00PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
yeah i was wondering that too
Apr 11 2007 9:01PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
gold balls? haha you must be scared cus you're messing up your typing
Apr 11 2007 9:02PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
golf ball
Apr 11 2007 9:03PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
apparently you have never lived or visited florida.
Apr 11 2007 9:04PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
i go there every year for 2 weeks or so
Apr 11 2007 9:05PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
mainly i was just bored and nothing was going on except for a storm so i posted this thread
Apr 11 2007 9:06PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
You mean Duel them? And if so, ITS ON! To the death!
Apr 11 2007 10:10PM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
dumbass, the percentage is greater than 0%. the percentage of anything happening anywhere is greater than 0%. its the laws of the unniverse. just like how the percentaage of you instantly dematerializing and vanishing into thin air is more probable than 0% so i calculate the percent of him dying by flying ice tennis balls to be .... 5%
Apr 11 2007 10:13PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
OH MY GOD!!!!
its happening here!!!!
i'm gonna die tooo!
i here the hail!
i was ahhhhh lightning! and thunder!!!
and my celing i can hear water driping!
i cant sleep!
god damnit.
im gonna die!
Apr 11 2007 10:24PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
hahaha
that bitch storm hit you too
Apr 11 2007 11:16PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
i actually didnt even catch that typo. i just pictured gold balls, then pictured the golden snitch from harry potter.
Apr 11 2007 11:18PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
hahaha
Apr 11 2007 11:21PM
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xAtticusx
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
i hate when hail falls into my eye...it hurts like a bitch
Apr 11 2007 11:22PM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
then pictured millions of them falling out of the sky.
Apr 11 2007 11:25PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
such a happy thought
Apr 12 2007 12:38AM
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velocicunt
Posts: 132 - Karma: -1
sure
Apr 12 2007 12:39AM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
at least you guys aren't poor and living on a college campus. here at osu, my house is leaking like a seive. pretty awesome. when it thunders and hails the last thing i think of is dying. the first thing i think if is putting a tarp over my electronics.
Apr 12 2007 12:41AM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
funny thread, but man you guys are pussies though.

try being in a car when there are baseball sized hailstones falling, or having lightning hit the ground not 50 feet infont of your house
or wind so strong that seaweed gets blown onto your windows
Apr 12 2007 12:44AM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
how about wind so strong it blows pieces of your house/roof off? Cost us a good $1000 to get it fixed, fuckin wind.
Apr 12 2007 12:45AM
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