Replying to Dog barf is a wonderful smell

so i wake up at 7am about to head off to fucking breckinridge and i see my stupid worthless fat mut of a dog has shitted and barfed ALL FUCKING OVER MY LIVING ROOM! so it takes me 2 hours to clean this fucking mess up and by then its 10 o clock and not even worth it to go up there. i fucking hate animals , peta can go fuck themselvs , i say burn the fucking rainforests and kill all of the fucking endangered species all animals do is shit and eat they are incapible id anything meaningful.