in middle school, when i was in grade 7 i had this friend sam, who was in grade 8 at the time. One day he came to school with the most unpleased look on his face and proceeded to tell us his story. " I was pullin on my shit and it was going fine for about five minute but it was on my bed, right beside my bedroom door and so my brother was in the other room and he yells MOOMMMM, DADDD COME HERE! so they think its me, and are coming up the stairs yelling what is is Sam? right as i came, all over the wall, and this was a massive load and pure white. so there coming and with no time to think i put my junk away, but i didnt know what do do about the cum, and it was dripping everywear, so i had to resort to losing my dignity, i licked it up and swallowed, and my parents came in and i walked away clean exept that i just swallowed my load" we all never looked at him the same again.