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My roommate walked in...

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skiierman
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on me about to beat it to some loud screaming porn... awkward....
Apr 10 2007 10:39AM
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Mat.
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LOL!
Apr 10 2007 10:40AM
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ppp
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LOL!
Apr 10 2007 10:41AM
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andrewg
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lolz
Apr 10 2007 10:41AM
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clrumivier4life
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Thank god that hasn't happened to me!  My roommate is one of my best friends.
Apr 10 2007 10:42AM
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cumfilledbutt
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yeha tht would suck.
people need more privacy!

or we should just not need to wank off so much, such an inconvienence.
Apr 10 2007 10:45AM
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snowXrider540
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my teacher. just walked in on me getting ready to do the same thing. it was already out and everything.....
Apr 10 2007 10:47AM
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aja_kiki
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BAHAHAHAHAAH at first when i read that i thought like dominatrix like scary gothic type porn haha..but actually screaming. gotcha
Apr 10 2007 10:48AM
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skiierman
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Hahah yeah same thing but the one that walked in on me (I'm in a triple), everyone hates. So I switch to NS all the while my computer is moaning and screaming in ecstasy when he's in the room. "Uh, sorry Jeff it's really not porn. It's a umm... comedy video..."
Apr 10 2007 10:51AM
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japanada
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my old roomie and his fuckbuddy walked in once. but my bed is lofted and my comp is under neath and when the door is open its hard to see me. i covered up with my shirt and over like 5 mins i slowly put my shit away.
Apr 10 2007 10:51AM
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CrazedSkier1080
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fuck skiierman, thast what i thought i heard from down the hall, you sick bastard, have some respect.
Apr 10 2007 11:16AM
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pns513
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that blows
Apr 10 2007 11:27AM
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eastAR5
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my roomate was being a faggot for 3 days straight so i used his shirt as a cum rag... haha kid got pwn3ed
Apr 10 2007 11:30AM
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skiierman
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I know... I'm sorry but I don't have pussy on hand like you do! I HAVE TO SURVIVE SOME HOW!
Apr 10 2007 11:32AM
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4frnt1440
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your roomate and my dog have sumtin in common. i hate it wehn that happens.
Apr 10 2007 11:32AM
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akerbacker
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hahaha that sucks, and its hilarious
Apr 10 2007 11:37AM
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pns513
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hahaha, my cat does the same
Apr 10 2007 11:41AM
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Peter.
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its ROLFCOPTER you n00b13
Apr 10 2007 11:49AM
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skiEER
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hahaha that is never good
Apr 10 2007 12:27PM
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Gin_Blossom
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THATS SO CUTE!
Apr 10 2007 12:29PM
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skifree919
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damn youre an asshole
Apr 10 2007 12:42PM
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Shpadoinkle
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in the ceiling?
Apr 10 2007 12:43PM
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clrumivier4life
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It would be real cute having him walk in and then proceeding to tell all of my friends about it.  Real cute indeed.
Apr 10 2007 7:17PM
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Sno.
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i was going out to the bars with my friend, and she wanted a hoodie to put on over her t-shirt, but we were already in her car, so to keep her from going all the way back inside to get something, i said, "just use one of the hoodies in your backseat, they've been there FOREVER"...so she reached back and grabbed one and was like "yeah i totally forgot i had this hoodie"

she put it on and there was some white substance down the front of it, and she was like, "ugh whats this, licked her finger and tried to rub it off"..

then she paused, got a really bad look on her face and remembered that she had used that hoodie to white cum off her belly the last time she had a one night stand in her car!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 10 2007 7:23PM
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rockyhockey11187
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why would you ever make a thread like this
Apr 10 2007 7:32PM
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Legit
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hahaha
Apr 10 2007 7:34PM
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wh@t
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skiierman strikes again.
Apr 10 2007 7:36PM
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artfullydodged
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my friend found a telescope under his roomates bed, also his blinds are bent back in one corner, and he's directly across from the girls dorm, oh and there was an apple pie sitting on his desk
Apr 10 2007 7:48PM
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twistedxfaith
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that sucks. not as bad as walking in on your 14 year old brother with his hand up his girlfriends shirt. yeah 14. what a freaking horn dog
Apr 10 2007 7:51PM
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jsg
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my room mate is my mom
Apr 10 2007 8:42PM
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Sno.
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haha
Apr 10 2007 8:45PM
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chickenwang
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hahahah give him a high five for me
Apr 10 2007 8:47PM
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snowXrider540
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hey im 14. but only for another like month. there is nothing wrong with trying to get some when your 14. understood?
Apr 10 2007 8:49PM
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andrewg
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you dont need to get some when cho shit hasnt dropped
Apr 10 2007 8:51PM
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MistaFab
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P.I.M.P
Apr 10 2007 8:53PM
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skipillager
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hahaha snapp.
Apr 10 2007 8:56PM
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Desjardins
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thats gross and funny at the same time
Apr 10 2007 8:57PM
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Capt.Flannel
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I walked in on my roommate once and it was so casual:

"Ohhh shit Sam - ya caught me... how bout you go find something to do for 10 more minutes, k?"
Apr 10 2007 8:57PM
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max.
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LOLLERSKATES!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 10 2007 8:59PM
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doritos
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That should be a criminal offense.
Apr 10 2007 9:00PM
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MistaFab
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i think that getting caught wanking by your mom/ dad would be wayyyyy worse
Apr 10 2007 9:00PM
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killabees
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Apr 10 2007 9:03PM
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Jwenz
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ahahhaah
Apr 10 2007 9:14PM
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c+ald
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ahh thats shitty
Apr 10 2007 9:16PM
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Sno.
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Apr 10 2007 9:18PM
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Capt.Flannel
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how about eatin out your girlfriend, your dad walking in and then later on when we're eating dinner my dad hands me the plate of food and then goes "Oh, you're probably not hungry anymore" and puts it on the table. That was humiliating.
Apr 10 2007 9:19PM
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*Fujative*
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HAHAHAHA i would be so fucking pissed!
Apr 10 2007 9:19PM
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Sno.
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OMFG!!!!!!
Apr 10 2007 9:20PM
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JockinJLoads
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Apr 10 2007 9:20PM
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