i was just at this kid teds house (t3dizzle) and we were all sitting around doing nothing. i got locked in teds room (dont ask) and found a lighter in there. i was playing with that and then they let me out. a few minutes later i went into jays (bigairjay) room. i was pretty bored and me and dane used the smoke from the lighter to write stuff on jays old skis. this wasnt a big deal since it wiped off easily. then dane lit a candle. i, in a moment of complete mental retardation, blew my nose in a tissue and as a reflex put it on the candle for disposal. then, shocked at how big the flame was, i picked the tissue up and tried to blow the flame out. the burning part of the tissue broke off and fell on the carpet. to prevent his house from burning down, ted stomped on the tissue and put it out. ted ran and told his mom and dane called jay who had left like 10 minutes earlier. i then spent 5 minutes reducing the burn mark from 6" in diameter to about 1.5. at this point, i was urged to leave by ted because he feared my death was quickly approaching. i assume that the next time i see jay will be the last time anyone sees me.
*enjoy*
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