So last night i'm downtown doing some drunking, and about to get some pizza cuz i got the munchies, so here i am eating my pizza and i see a fight happening, i run over to go break it up, as i get there one dude is being stabbed in the face with a pair of pizza tongs multiple times. 2 dudes tackle the aggresor to the ground, and the guy with the bloody face walks away, and he's drenched in blood.The two guys holding the aggresor down are yelling and saying get ti away, i look down an the dude is now stabbing them with the pizza tongs as he is being held down. I bend downa nd ply the tongs outta the dudes hands, they wrere surprisingly un bloody compaired the the world around me. The cops show up and arrest the guy who is all bloody then the two guys holding down the aggresor get up and the guy they wrere holding down continues to flip shit is still trying to kill people, then the cops tazered him.
The stabbing was kinda pretty coool.....specially cuz it was to the face with pizza tongs, the tazzer.....sounded like the most painful thing in the world, i am gonna have nightmairs about that, the scream this guy let out when he was tazzered was horrible. It was a shrik of pure pain.
I filled out a police report and might have to go to court, but considering i was pretty drunk they probally won't call me in.
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