Replying to SALVIA STORYS!

any one got sum good ones.
i have a few.

after taking 3 large bong rips of 80 x and weed i look at my friends and say " im gunna start swingin at mad heads if sumone dosnt give me my waterbottle. actually im looking in your hands and neither of you have it.. actually i never had a waterbottle in the first place."

my friend nicky was telling me about how right after he smoke dsum salvia his mom walked in and all he got out of what she said was "fix a monkey." but he had no idea she was talking about a broken moneky scultpure that she wanted him to fix and he was left thourghly confused.