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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
Ok so im headin to a party and i thought id save my friend a few bucks and take a bottle of Absolute Vodka from my parents liquor cabnet, which they never check. So my mom is sleeping, daddy is at work, and my little brother is upstairs. i take the bottle put it in my sleeping bag, in a backpack, in my closet under a pile of sweatshirts. No one will find it right? Well some how my brother found out... and TOLD my parents!!! How EVIL is that??? Now im plotting... how can i fuck him over so bad and show him wich sibling has authority?

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Jul 8 2003 4:01AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
well, i say, you take a pillow, and put it over his face while he is sleeping, he will wake up of course, but just hold it on him until hes unconsious, then take it off. he will wake up eventually, and when he does, make sure you are sitting on his chest, then just beat the fucking shit out of him while hes dazed
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Jul 8 2003 4:13AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
how old...put loads of porn in his room,make sure to add some gay porn so he's not only grounded but your parents will give him the 'son,we think your gay' talk
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Jul 8 2003 8:09AM
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221
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I told my parents I was gay so they'd let girls sleep over. it didnt really work.

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Jul 8 2003 9:06AM
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*cowboy*
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Haha, 'mom, dad, im gay' Can i have girls sleep over tonight! Please, please!?' hahaha yeah i dont think that would fly. Slick idea though
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Jul 8 2003 9:10AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
that is slick
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Jul 8 2003 9:12AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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haha, thats awesome 221.

but yea, stash his room w/ gay porn, weed, alcohol, then tell on his ass. then when he's grounded, walk up to him and kick him in the nuts, then kick him right in the face.

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Jul 8 2003 12:03PM
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waterville_NH
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tell the kid you got some new soda, get him really drunk then throw him into your parents room while they are in there, that might work....and act stupid when youre confrunted





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Jul 8 2003 12:08PM
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l_KeViN_l
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don't plant weed or booze, thats just a waste... it all depends on how old your brother is. if he has a girlfriend he's fucking theres a good one; simply go around spreading the rumor that he got this girl pregnant, it will spread like wildfire and eventually everyone will know. or if he's a little younger simply beat the shit out of him.
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Jul 8 2003 12:47PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Put a dildo in his clothes droor so when your mom goes to put clean clothes away she finds a big black fuck off 14 inch cock stairring back at her.


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Jul 8 2003 12:51PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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hahaha thats so funny. why dont you just give him a tittty twister while lifting him up and then burn his favorite toys

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Jul 8 2003 12:57PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
why didnt you just buy your own bottle in the first place??


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Jul 8 2003 12:59PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
^the whole point is that he didnt want to spend money



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Jul 8 2003 1:16PM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
yeah i had no money. and my parents never check the liqor cabnet, i know cuz i've taken stuff before.

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Jul 8 2003 2:40PM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
yeah gay porn and a dildo sound good, my parents would kill him... mu wah ha ha ha. oh yeah hes 14 and about 6 inches taller than me, but im stronger so i could still beat the fuck outta him. i bitch slapped his ass last night for listening in on a phone convo.

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Jul 8 2003 2:46PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
haha porn is the definiately way to go make sure u put like nude pinups on his celing over his bed
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Jul 8 2003 3:22PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 73
yeah that will work...ok...


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Jul 8 2003 3:27PM
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quebecfreestyler
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make hinm drink a whole fourty of absolute vodka in one sitting.


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Jul 8 2003 3:30PM
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221
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give a cool tasty glass of kool aide with a few tablespoons of peroxide in it. it will induce vomiting.

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Jul 8 2003 3:39PM
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gsqueen
Posts: 674 - Karma: 10
what i fucker oh my goodness reestra i think i might have to drive there while my moms at work and beat the fucking shit out of the lil fuck stick. what the fuck is his problem? does he not realize that within like a year he will be doing the same shit? especially if he keeps skiing. but i mean shit that like a sacred bond of brothers and sisters you never tell about that kinda stuff


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Jul 8 2003 4:19PM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
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first of all 221 your great.
second order of buisness, put your pubes on his toothbrush and his hairbrush.
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Jul 8 2003 7:45PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
give him a healthy dose of Colon Blow and lock him in your parents bedroom until explosion occurs





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Jul 8 2003 10:33PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
shoot him in the face with a gun.


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Jul 8 2003 10:34PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
oh and you should have already set up a camera in the room so you can show the video of him shitting everywhere to his friends and/or your parents





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Jul 8 2003 10:37PM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
put gay porn vids somewhere he wont find them, but your parents will

and buy your own sauce next time
Jul 8 2003 10:40PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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kill some animal and put it in his bed.

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Jul 9 2003 2:06PM
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newschooljibber
Posts: 274 - Karma: 11
I got a few. This might hurt a little, but you could stick his toothbrush up your butt, or you could do the gay porn thing with a your own cum on it and a bottle of lotion on top, or you could drop some laxatives in his milk before school or somethin. The laxatives before school is my favorite.

Jul 9 2003 6:48PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
One night see which way he gets out of bed when he wakes up, then when he's fast asleep get some people to help you and carry his bed next to a pool. He'll roll out right into icy cold water. That would be such a crazy shock.


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Jul 9 2003 10:22PM
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caleBCaleb
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 9
i think the laxative would be the way to go. Its easy to do, just slip it in his food, and time it so he's on a date or something, or lock him somewhere, yeah.
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Jul 9 2003 11:02PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
wow all of you are really sadistic. if youre gonna do something, dont make it look too obvious. dont put pinups on his wall, because your parents would immediatly know hes not that stupid. to get him back, make a porn mag or two stick out of his backpack and put the backpack in an obvious place. theres no way your parents can pin that on you.

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Jul 9 2003 11:11PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
ALRIGHT>>> HERE IT IS!!!!!

get some really WEIRD porno, like schneizer or gay, and plant it in his room when you KNOW your parents will find it before him.
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Jul 9 2003 11:51PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i kind of said that,but its good we're on the same page
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Jul 10 2003 7:01AM
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seward
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see the trick to it is you gotta make it look like it wasnt set up.

obviously if you put, weed, dildo, gay porn, and smear shit all over his walls, then your parents are gonna know it was set up.

i recommend sticking like one porn mag under his mattress. but if your parents are all cool with that stick a huge fucking dong in his sock droor.

and if all else faisl smear shit on his bedroom walls.


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Jul 10 2003 9:37AM
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Danger.
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stick porn in one of his drawers, then say you were looking for something and say you found it and show it to them. he cant deny it cause he cant say he doesnt like porn or doesnt look at it.
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Jul 10 2003 1:10PM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
nazi parents, banning me from the computer! well im back for a moment. i was also thinkin of slippin him some viagra before he goes to the movies with his friends 2moro, poor kid will have a semi permenate hard on. ha ha ha

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Jul 11 2003 2:38AM
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Lord_Piot
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hahahahahah do it!
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Jul 11 2003 2:47AM
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pekka_p
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hahaha...viagra sounds great!
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Jul 11 2003 4:24AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I dunno, we ddi that to a friend of mine and nothign happened.
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Jul 11 2003 9:03AM
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punkSKIERjen
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can i ask how you are getting a hold of viagra so easily when you are only a young girl?

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Jul 11 2003 9:33AM
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P-JO
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yeah man, my little brother told on me too, except I'm 16 and hes 14, and he told my mom I had a 30pack of miller highlife in my closet, and I did, so she took it. All I did was threaten him if he told on me again I would kick his ass so bad. The only reason I didn't the first time is because I didn't get in trouble, my mom just took it and said no more drinkin. I suggest you just kick your brothers ass though, its free, and it'll teach him a lesson.







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Jul 11 2003 10:51AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
my friend's dad has some. she found it and has been scared for life... but she suggested it so i just need to get it form her and tell my brother to take his daily vitamins.

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Jul 11 2003 3:53PM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
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you could do the good old fashoned piss on the face when he is sleeping rutine.
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Jul 11 2003 4:18PM
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