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People, Sam needs our help.
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A fellow Newschooler.com is in a great deal of pain. No, im not talking about physical pain (cept for the sores on his dick from beating it too much) im talking about mental anguish. Fellow newschooler.com member Sam Caylor aka SamCaylor aka Beefy tits aka Pie tits aka Cake tits needs out help. The problem is Sam is too fat to attract women. Now people will tell me that he shouldn’t change for the ladies and that its not his weight its his lack of social skills. I say screw them. This is why I have formed the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club. We will regularly taunt Sam until he becomes so violently depressed that he stops eating or kills himself. So i ask of you fellow newschoolers, help a brother out. Lets see if we can get Sam eating something other than food...PUSSY! If you are interested in joing the club simply put this in your signature:
Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Thank you for your time. And Sam, I know you can do it....ya fat shit.
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Founder of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
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why yes yes i do..
*puts thumbs up at the camera when she gives me a hug and winks*
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Sam 'Beefy Tits'-'Pie Tits'-'Cake Tits'-'Cake-Pie Cookie Tits' Caylor
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from a man?
'All I have in this world is my balls,and my word,and I don't break em' for no one,jou understand?' -Scarface
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nooooooooo....only sometimes in the non homosexual ski friend to ski friend kind of way when one likes the others cologne
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Sam, I will do anything for you. I just want you to remember that, please.
I hope you accomplish whatever you do.
Many of you may not know, but Sam and I are neighbors, and I know he's not that fat, for when we were little, I'd take out my toy telescope and watch him sleep and shower.
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
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I would also watch him put his makeup on.
BUt this was difficult, as I had to look through the telescope, off the mirror in his room, and into the mirror of his bathroom.
good looking kid, no doubt.
Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
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sam you pussy, only pussys lose weight. you should embrace your fatness. someday you might be caught in an avalanche in which case you could carve an airpocket out of your flubbery little gut.
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fat boy fat boy - what ya gonna do? what ya gonna do when they come for you
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i feel like shit...im so huge
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my neighbor got lipo
'All I have in this world is my balls,and my word,and I don't break em' for no one,jou understand?' -Scarface
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i am now a new member
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fat kids r us
'All I have in this world is my balls,and my word,and I don't break em' for no one,jou understand?' -Scarface
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'My friend came up to me and was like 'you know what i like? mashed potatoes' and i was like 'dude, you gotta give me time to guess'' - mitch hedburg. Oh and you're fat, lose weight.
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sam seems like the kindof guy who would eat the family dog and blame it on somebody eles.
thats why hes cute.
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im fit to burn.
ill rip your heart in two.
and i'll leave you lying on the bed.
i'll be out the door.
before you wake.
its nothing new to you.
yes i think we've seen that movie too.
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Sam, I never said I'd personally give you a hug...my brother's a nice fattie too, and he'll give you a hug of death....yep. He's a mean one.
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a big bear hug?
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Sam, I'll give you a big bear hug! I'm going to start a club for the ladies called the Sam Caylor fan club.
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I'll join the sam caylor fan club...hahaha
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