Replying to Wtf is up with facebook

went on this morning and:

"Introducing LivePoke™! 11:27am
Facebook will dispatch a real live person today to poke a friend of your choice.*
*offer good for only the first 100 pokers in each network."

"Two of your oxen drowned when you tried to ford the river. 8:15am"

"Harry and Voldemort have set their relationship status to "Mortal Enemies." 7:09am"

"Bracket Buster: Ohio State and Florida have mutually agreed on a tie and will not play the championship game. 9:01am"

wtf is all this shit