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UNIVERSAL TRUTHS!!!!

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Yes, its been a while, infact I haven't been here in a very long while, but I just thought I'd pop my head in and remind everyone of these universal truths as they relate to skiing!

One footed grinds are gay.

Pike possition double tip grabs are gay.

People that say I'm gay and a troll, are gay.

MSP kills kittens for sport.

Goodnight, and good luck!

Mar 27 2007 2:37AM

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Crazy Fool

Yeah. So rad.

Mar 27 2007 2:38AM

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Crazy Fool

I kill and mutilate bunny rabbits out of anger and frustration! is that better?

Mar 27 2007 2:39AM

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Actually that makes you an even bigger douche bag.

Mar 27 2007 2:40AM

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Insane

u are wise my son.

Mar 27 2007 2:42AM

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Crazy Fool

Ouch!

Mar 27 2007 2:43AM

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No Life

i'd say pike position double grabs are sick. colby west double true nose cab seven???? other than that major oposition, i totally agree with you.

Mar 27 2007 2:52AM

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Insane

You're homosexual

Mar 27 2007 3:00AM

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Ridiculous

people who always say others are gay alot are usually INSECURE about their homosexuality, you got something to say to us jibtech? are you trying to "COME OUT"?

Mar 27 2007 3:05AM

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Loner

I think maybe he is a little afraid about his sexuality, it looks like he has just come out of the closet, wonder where he has been.

Other gay thing is his pink logo

Mar 27 2007 3:23AM

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Loner

y are one footed grinds gay. not syin i support em or even see em done, but i was jsu wonderin who got together and decided "ok so one footed grinds are gay." jus curiuose, seems like it could be progression to me but hey who knows it could be gay, never tried one.

Mar 27 2007 9:26AM

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No Life

Whatever you say Larry.

Mar 27 2007 9:31AM

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Crazy Fool

i don't like one-footed grinds, but MSP is pretty cool and double tip pike grabs are sick - TJ pretty much owns them up

Mar 27 2007 9:40AM

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Insane

word. double tip is gay. gay. gay.

Mar 27 2007 1:25PM

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Insane

the double tip grab is fun and looks sooo nice, what looks better than a switch rodeo with the double tip through the whole air?? Howabout we concentrate more on whats fun and not what you and and your douchebag friends decide is gay.

Mar 27 2007 1:31PM

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cool story

Mar 27 2007 2:29PM

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jacqui-la-fripui

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Insane

fuck the police is the universal truth

Mar 27 2007 2:40PM

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Post Whore

ski porn? more like ski GAY porn! hahahahhahaha im so witty

Mar 27 2007 2:52PM

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Insane

so true. also any tail grab other than true tail is gay

Mar 27 2007 3:05PM

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Click for larger image

sooo gayyyy.... i mean look at that..... ubergay

double tip grabs done by someone who is gay=gay, but done by someone who oozes steeze =dope shit malfucka

Mar 27 2007 3:26PM

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Insane

definitely. this picture=gay.

Mar 27 2007 3:38PM

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No Life

nothing is black and white

Mar 27 2007 3:55PM

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Insane

opinionated armchair skiers belong on that list

Mar 27 2007 4:42PM

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Insane

pretty much

Mar 27 2007 5:07PM

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why? that's horrible

Mar 27 2007 5:17PM

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Crazy Fool

New universal truth: Being gay is now cool.

Mar 27 2007 5:53PM

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No Life

hahahahhahhhahahah!!

Mar 27 2007 6:08PM

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Post Whore

Dave Levin told me he never tells the truth, only lies.

Paradox..?

Mar 27 2007 6:15PM

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Loner

*when michelle, grete, sarah, etc. start doing the pike position double tip grabs it will not be gay.

Mar 27 2007 6:15PM

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No Life

....I'm Ron Burgundy?

Mar 27 2007 6:16PM

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Crazy Fool

no, no, the point is not that they're easy, they look stupid

Mar 27 2007 6:56PM

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in one 'washed up' graphic designers mind, yes.

Mar 27 2007 7:02PM

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Insane

how about forearm grab japans? maybe some people think those are gay too....

Mar 27 2007 7:06PM

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No Life

i wouldn't quite call that pike position.

Mar 27 2007 7:13PM

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@th1337

um double grabs are the steeziest thing since like sliced bread

Mar 27 2007 7:27PM

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double tipgrabs make you look like a fukin fruit booter twerling inthe air.. 1 footed grinds are gay but so is doing too many fukin switch ups,and always doing stock slides is gay too press that shit out.

Mar 27 2007 7:35PM

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Insane

Saul Kripke says nay

Mar 27 2007 7:39PM

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BUMP to preach the truth!

Mar 30 2007 7:35PM

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i agree who decides this shit.
instead of hating on universal truths, how bout we go with some universal love???huhhuh?

Mar 30 2007 10:08PM

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@th1337

apparently grabbing is gay. lets all huck 1260 nograb iron crosses

Mar 30 2007 10:11PM

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quadruple twisting quadruple duple backflips with 29 different drop the soap grabs named after the first or last or nick name of the punter who did it first are gay.

Mar 30 2007 10:42PM

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Insane

your a gay troll

Mar 31 2007 12:11AM

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No Life

I disagree. 100%.

Mar 31 2007 12:21AM

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yay bent over prisoner grab!

Mar 31 2007 12:57AM

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You spelt YOU'RE wrong you fucking retard. Go pack another bowl you hippie ass indian.

Apr 1 2007 2:50AM

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Insane

you've been on here so long holy shit, and yeah those are the universal truths

Apr 1 2007 3:06AM

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