Replying to Tell Your Best Shit Story

haha i was bored while on the shitter a few minutes ago and i was like this would be a funny thread.

alright, so im up Mt. Snow a few years back, and i have been constipated for two days and i have tried about a million times to get this crap out of me. haha.. so... were at our hotel after boarding and skiing for the day and i have the urge to shit. so im like you know what fuck it im not coming out of that bathroom until this poop is outa me. So about 30-35 minutes later i finally push it out haha so painful thank god i will never give birth. and i look down at this massive shit, and its fucking bigger than the hole its supposed to go down. so im like ehh fuck it ill try flushin it down anyhways. that didnt happen.. so i ended up going outside and finding a stick to slice up my shit into pieces so it would go down the toilet haha. then i went and ate alot of foood

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