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PARKOUR BITCHES!!

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Steezysmurf
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Does anybody here do parkour????

For those of you who don't know what it is... it is basically street acrobatics, look at a vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEbYtOEftc0

here are some basic movements..

Roulade
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Saut de Bras - Arm Jump
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Lache - Release
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Tic-Tac
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Saut de Fond - Zeskok
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Passe Muraille - Wall Scale/Wall Pass
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Saut de Précision - Precek
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Saut de Chat - Cat Jump - Kong Jump
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PM me if you want to be in the parkour clan
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mothaeast
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my friends starting it, looks sorta weird but if you're good it sick
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Peter.
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if you are good, its godly
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gregothy
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Not a bad video. I dont have the balls for it haha...
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Steezysmurf
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being good requires a some practice, and a hell of a lot of upper body strength
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
The Russians are insane at Parkour. Some crazy shit...
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Nicholas.
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would that be matt? hes such a fucking monkey.
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Xave
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yesss i want to do that, but i will never get the motivation to do it alone
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
I tried cat jumping a fence one time and my left foot snagged on it and I bit it, ever since I've been afraid to try.
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
i've wanted to do it but there aren't many places like that around here so i don't
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Sno.
Posts: 12311 - Karma: 7,884
I've seen that video a few different times, it's so fucking crazy, they're SO talented. I wouldn't be surprised if they died doing it someday though.
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Mod
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Yeah, for real, you can get it right 1,000 times but 1 slip and that's the wrap.
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artfullydodged
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werd^
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Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
ya, youre not supposed to cat jump fences, you need a long surface so you can dive at it. but anyway, i learned to do a wall/fence pass today... soooo sick, when done right you get soo much clearance
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Rooddss
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that is SICK. If they had to run away from the cops, im sure they would get away every time, no doubt
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iskilibertys
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUksaD-JJgI&mode=related&search=

such a sick sport

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GhostfaceKillah
Posts: 3398 - Karma: 10
pk = gangster gymnastics
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hotdog.garbage
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that video isnt real parkour. "Parkour is the art of moving through your environment using only your body and the surroundings to propel yourself." its not the fancy backflip things. check out www.americanparkour.com
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Sno.
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^ i heard that parkour was using the human body to get from A to B most efficiently.
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Its been posted many times before!
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Mod
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It was just a tiny fence and I put my hands on it and jumped tucking my knees into my chest and I barely didnt make it.
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da-bling
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ive seen that video a few times, pretty sic
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
i knew i wasnt the only one thinking it..............
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Mod
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Yeah that'd be such a sweet ass chase
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
im way too lazy and nowhere near acrobatic enough
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Sholte
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my friend does, i dont ive tried and sucked
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