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k2pow
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i have a drug test in a couple hours...what can i do i smoked last saturday..any way i could pass this..
Mar 25 2007 12:38PM
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406
Posts: 2302 - Karma: 92
post in nonski gabber, drink water
Mar 25 2007 12:39PM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
get detox but if you only have 2 hours it might be too late.
Mar 25 2007 12:46PM
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jhackbeez
Posts: 2136 - Karma: 258
yea, i think yor ffucked
Mar 25 2007 12:50PM
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ScratchFS91
Posts: 678 - Karma: 27
haha yep
Mar 25 2007 1:00PM
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49566738265
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how about you don't smoke when you have a drug test in a week
Mar 25 2007 1:08PM
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Krish
Posts: 713 - Karma: 45
HAHa .. good luck
Mar 25 2007 1:08PM
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pclocal
Posts: 191 - Karma: 9
drink a ton of water... you will just be pissing water so then take some b-vitamins to make your piss more yellow and real looking... also take the sample during the middle of your piss because the begining and end have the most thc good luck
Mar 25 2007 1:24PM
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slaydave
Posts: 1697 - Karma: 62
if its in a couple hours... u really have no hope...
Mar 25 2007 2:02PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
listen to him
Mar 25 2007 2:28PM
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C.Stone
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drink a shitload of water and dont stop moving, run for 2 hours
Mar 25 2007 2:38PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
do a bunch of coke then slam like five shots of tequilla.
Mar 25 2007 2:41PM
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bennymillz
Posts: 64 - Karma: 11
Get someone to piss in a bottle and hide it in your pocket
Mar 25 2007 2:53PM
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ProducerXXX
Posts: 1776 - Karma: 13
yes.
Mar 25 2007 2:55PM
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604.
Posts: 134 - Karma: 15
Give us an update after the test. I'm interested to see how this turns out. Because I dont think there is any way that it will be out of your system in a week. I may be completly wrong though, just let us know.
Mar 25 2007 3:28PM
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WeK
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I don't think water helps. Working out definetly helps, go sweat.

Water sounds like it helps but I'm not sure. Although, if you overdo the water, they might say you drank too much and the piss was too diluted -> rescheduled test, which in this case would do you good. Maybe drink water n tell them you were working out before, or eat w/e the stuff that makes it look like you did coke or whatever, and ask for a reschedule.
Mar 25 2007 3:33PM
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Luckyscs
Posts: 518 - Karma: 11
drink as much water as you can. I mean like so you die from water intoxication. but piss alot right before and be like. I cant piss. what are they gona do? stick a needle into your bladder? or you can just not show up/
Mar 25 2007 3:58PM
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Nicholas.
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go to gnc and get ready clean. its like $40 a bottle but it will clean you out in time.
Mar 25 2007 3:59PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
vinegar
Mar 25 2007 5:16PM
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k2pow
Posts: 254 - Karma: 18
haha passed that shit...drank a ton of water and then filled half the cup with water and then pissed in it...
Mar 25 2007 5:28PM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 717
try smoking weed. it helped me pass
Mar 25 2007 5:30PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
use someone elses urine
sounds mad gross but its better then failing
Mar 25 2007 5:36PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
tell us how it goes
Mar 25 2007 5:48PM
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ThaHater
Posts: 673 - Karma: 303
that's bullshit, putting tap water into your piss test cup will come up on just about any drug test. The chemicals added to tap water (Cl, F, etc.) are filtered in the body.


the only way i can think of that you passed is that whoever you had to do this test for, used a home drug test verison and fucked up dipping the stick in the the urine, somehow.... or maybe the chlorine in the tap water through it off, but most lab drug tests will spot added water in no time.

I guess your lucky, too bad you probably now have a job a shitty place that actually drug tests their employees.
Mar 25 2007 5:51PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
hooray!
Mar 25 2007 5:53PM
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FartBoy05
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must have not been a very stict drug test
Mar 25 2007 6:07PM
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Kgallacher
Posts: 736 - Karma: 471
update us
Mar 25 2007 6:57PM
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604.
Posts: 134 - Karma: 15
Uhh he did, he said he passed.
Mar 25 2007 7:51PM
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suji.fnacks
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can anybody second that for a fact?
Mar 25 2007 8:29PM
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Legit
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i second that
Mar 25 2007 8:44PM
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suji.fnacks
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are you just being a prick or you know thats true, cause thats quite interesting
Mar 25 2007 9:20PM
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Albino
Posts: 1400 - Karma: 123
that would be my suggestion
Mar 25 2007 9:34PM
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crooks
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i thought you had it in a week?
Mar 25 2007 9:37PM
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suji.fnacks
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it says he smoked a week ago
Mar 25 2007 9:48PM
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crooks
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oh yeah my bad
Mar 25 2007 9:51PM
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MALONE
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"Quick Tabs" Get em works everytime
Mar 25 2007 10:19PM
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md.
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the only possible way that I could think of is if you have a cranberry juice adiction... it will flush out your system pretty quick
Mar 25 2007 11:16PM
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blazedskiier
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loll
Mar 26 2007 8:06AM
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supersteez420
Posts: 496 - Karma: 10
drink liter of something and put 4-10 drops of bleach in it it will compleatly clean all of your piss. but only until the next time oyu have to pee
Mar 26 2007 8:47AM
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JPOB
Posts: 423 - Karma: 266
soooo....did you pass it?
Mar 27 2007 9:54PM
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MadSteezin
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yeah did u pass?
Mar 27 2007 10:35PM
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SHastatahoe
Posts: 3414 - Karma: 20
Um, if you don't smoke very often, and you only smoked last saterday, and you live an active lifestyle, I would have to say you'll probobly be clean.
Mar 27 2007 10:40PM
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parkchilla
Posts: 445 - Karma: 12
Drink bleach, ahahahhaha, jk man, ya your fucked
Mar 27 2007 10:42PM
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MadSteezin
Posts: 4572 - Karma: 936
wouldn't tht kill you?
Mar 27 2007 10:59PM
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theoz
Posts: 2379 - Karma: 128
why the Fuck did you get drug tested? im so glad i dont have to work in the US getting drug tested for mediocridy jobss like working at walmart or at a gas station is fucking retarted who cares if you blaze when your not at work... inmost countries they only test for high risk jobs, like Crane Opperators and window cleaners ect. How often do they do these tests? like every 6 months?
Mar 27 2007 11:28PM
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buchanan.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 156
congrats, sounds like you got lucky
Mar 27 2007 11:37PM
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SteezePatrol
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update...he passed, filled up half the cup with water and the rest with very watery piss due to high volumes of water consumption

read the thread
Mar 27 2007 11:41PM
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