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The "3 words you'll never hear together" thread

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KRASHED
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Funny concept on one of the radio shows this morning. Simply pick three words you will never hear together.


ex. Leafs win cup
Goverment lowers taxes


etc etc
Mar 24 2007 7:14PM
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doritos
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Let's see here, I'll give this a shot...

Story.
Hansel.
Cool.

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FUCK, WHY DO I ALWAYS FAIL!?
Jan 30 2008 1:12AM
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ajax
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snow is gay
Jan 30 2008 1:13AM
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BEARS.
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i hate winter...schools so fun!...i like men...skiing does suck...park pwns powder...im without cash...today is tomorrow...i bought pot...thats all i got for now.
Jan 30 2008 2:01AM
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skierdudeguy
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eye heart A2M
Jan 30 2008 2:30AM
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Silence
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Transworld bought Newschoolers
Jan 30 2008 4:26AM
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skierdudeguy
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found that funny.
wait, i just used it, guess that doesnt work. but really, that was gold
Jan 30 2008 5:17AM
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ATLskier
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canada wins war
bacon(anthony) legit seller
michael vick innocent
President Hillary Clinton
Hillary nice person
Hillary unannoying voice

Jan 30 2008 11:54AM
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Alex_G
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No, its more like we don't get into half as many accidents...everytime I drive I get cut off by an asian at least once.
Jan 30 2008 12:14PM
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skipimp_
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lol good one
Jan 30 2008 2:18PM
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brenker
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chopsticks in ass
Jan 30 2008 3:11PM
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brenker
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i enjoy nascar
Jan 30 2008 3:12PM
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brenker
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o almost forgot....
your moms ugly
Jan 30 2008 3:12PM
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Shpadoinkle
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We have a winner!
Jan 30 2008 3:16PM
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AwR
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marijuana is legal


Jan 30 2008 4:23PM
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slashquatch
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same here
Jan 30 2008 4:26PM
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.makuma.
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this thread sucks
Jan 30 2008 5:25PM
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deezy.
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im going to get shit for this

i love dicks
Jan 30 2008 6:54PM
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leckett1
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I'm a bro

Do contractions count as one word?
Jan 30 2008 7:01PM
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McDirty
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hahaha someone sig that
Jan 30 2008 7:05PM
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solitaryman
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japanese drivers are good the rest suck.

chocolate milk's bad
Jan 30 2008 7:57PM
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A[yellow]Nation
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chuck norris died
Jan 30 2008 8:05PM
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.makuma.
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why would you get shit if those three words you wouldnt hear together??
Jan 30 2008 8:06PM
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SteezyasPie
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Your sister virgin

gay sex lockerroom

I have crabs

The Yankees cool

me small dick
Jan 30 2008 8:10PM
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rtothej412
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PS3 is awesome.

Microsoft works well.

Wiggers are cool.
Jan 30 2008 8:22PM
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Ian.
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pussyfooter not fat
Jan 30 2008 8:29PM
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iridefattwins
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i hate lamp
Jan 30 2008 8:38PM
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splooshie
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i could make any of these 3 word combos into sentences. for black people ski-

the black people DONT ski

how about......

cannons

watermelon

jukebox.






Jan 30 2008 11:19PM
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.jon
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Ryan Seacrest's straight

Jan 30 2008 11:20PM
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jahmin44
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jeremy has penis
Jan 30 2008 11:37PM
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solitaryman
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lololol owned jc.
Jan 30 2008 11:44PM
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C-Burg
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in breck 2 weeks ago they were having a convention and i saw like 50
Jan 31 2008 12:04AM
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Celone
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he actually was.......


and "whistler sucks alot"
Jan 31 2008 12:26AM
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jahmin44
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shane not gay.
hahha owned u 2 :)
Jan 31 2008 12:30AM
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solitaryman
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ben lost virginity

oooooowwwwwned.
Jan 31 2008 12:59AM
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fsscott
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never breaking brakes...

i serisously hope im wrong...
Jan 31 2008 1:24AM
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FilmingBitch
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No one really knows that for sure ( at least as far as I know). It was never proven that he was, especially due to the fact that he hid his heritage, only rumored that his ancestry might be a small part Jewish.
Jan 31 2008 1:25AM
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coolhandluke
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stop
no
don't
Jan 31 2008 1:27AM
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Celone
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yah i guess your right, thats just what my teacher from like years ago went ballistic on me for, i said that hitler wasnt jewish, and she just went crazy explaining why he was and how he was


but i didnt really care at all,
Jan 31 2008 1:28AM
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McTwist83
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girls solve problems

wasabi peas rule

music hurts newbs

Jan 31 2008 1:31AM
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coolhandluke
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wait he wasn't tall and blonde-haired and blue-eyed either?
Jan 31 2008 1:32AM
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FilmingBitch
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I'm not sure whether you're being a smart-ass or not, but if you are, don't. Although his ancestry was never proven, there was some legitimate reason for people to believe he had Jewish ancestry. Although it was mostly people trying to find things about him to take him down obviously. Something about his grandmother or great-grandmother( I don't know which?) being a maid in a Jewish family's home.
Jan 31 2008 1:36AM
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coolhandluke
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wow.  just demonstrating that he was a walking hypocrite so him being jewish wouldn't be surprising.  but don't worry, i'm sure eva braun was visited by aunt flo too.
Jan 31 2008 1:42AM
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mski
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Noobs Help NS

Tanner Loses Halfpipe

Cheese Tastes Nasty

2bi4 is gay

Marijuana is Legal (In Mass)

Meatheads Movies Suck

Class Helps Skiing

Sandwich Butt Flap

NS is Lame
Jan 31 2008 10:32AM
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FilmingBitch
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I didn't mean to offend, haha, I'd been sitting for a few hours writing a couple thousand word essay on a rather bland topic so I was a bit edgy, tired, and bored.

music is terrible
Jan 31 2008 11:39AM
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PagesHouse
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i am straightedge
Jan 31 2008 11:51AM
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stompdat
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Cheney shoots deer.

Jan 31 2008 12:15PM
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08-Line_Rider
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O.J. is innocent
Jan 31 2008 1:39PM
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powderdrunkie
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tokyo drift's real
Jan 31 2008 3:20PM
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1990
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MacBook with Vista
Jan 31 2008 3:26PM
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Boodje.
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cocaine is magenta.
Jan 31 2008 5:44PM
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