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The "3 words you'll never hear together" thread

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KRASHED
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Funny concept on one of the radio shows this morning. Simply pick three words you will never hear together.


ex. Leafs win cup
Goverment lowers taxes


etc etc
Mar 24 2007 7:14PM
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*Fujative*
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I HAVE SEEN A BLACK PERSON SKI!
i gave him a free lesson..... i showed him how to pizza and french fry.... but he didnt pizza when he was french frying.... so he went straight down the hill.... fell and ski patrol talked to him
Apr 1 2007 10:56PM
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sack
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what's a french fry (in skiing terms)... sorry to sound like a noob but I never took lessons
Apr 1 2007 11:12PM
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Dilla
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Newschoolers licks nuts.

because it doesnt.
Apr 1 2007 11:16PM
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Luckyscs
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starfish enema carwreck
Apr 2 2007 12:29AM
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skipimp_
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raise raze raised
Apr 2 2007 11:29AM
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TheMoostafian
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lushlaxstr isn't gay
Apr 2 2007 1:34PM
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ax_murderer
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well then i think we all know which skiing he was talking bout
Apr 2 2007 1:58PM
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Volumeridr666
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sexy fat broads
Apr 2 2007 11:18PM
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sack
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brief passover dinner.

Apr 3 2007 12:16AM
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TWoods
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all I'm saying is that I personally know two asians that have drifted their vehicles through fences (and into back yards) at 50+ mph.  Neither I, or anyone else I know besides these two has ever drifted a car through a fence unintentionally.
Apr 3 2007 4:32AM
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philipc
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russbuss not steezy
Apr 3 2007 8:28AM
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ds.181.3
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leafs win cup is coming so f u
Apr 3 2007 10:37AM
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caucasian_chad
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ugly student teacher
Apr 3 2007 11:32AM
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DDrem.
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false. i have a TA for math and she is the ugliest fat, like layers of whale fat, gapped tooth, bhill, ugliest piece of shit i have ever seen
bhill hates food
Apr 3 2007 11:33AM
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skipimp_
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Olsen Twins Eat
Jan 29 2008 4:56PM
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quixotic
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A student teacher and a TA or totally differant bud...

A student teacher is someone who is in the class studying what your teaching is doing because they are pursueing a teaching career...

TA is short for Teachers Assistant which is generally a student at the school who helps out that teacher for some sort of a credit.

Jan 29 2008 5:16PM
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jimmychung
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farts smell good
Jan 29 2008 5:17PM
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.makuma.
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good women drivers
Jan 29 2008 5:51PM
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liukangkid
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nah cus you hear newborn baby together

steezin skiboard babe
Jan 29 2008 5:53PM
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Reptar.
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"I Hate Turtles"
Jan 29 2008 6:03PM
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charmander
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eheath not obese
Jan 29 2008 6:07PM
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skibikeclambake
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invaderskier is legit
Jan 29 2008 8:19PM
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Travapple.
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screen sandwich elf.......
Jan 29 2008 8:33PM
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Capt.Flannel
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Actually, last night I was eating a sandwich and an elf ran into my screen door. Silly bastard!
Jan 29 2008 8:35PM
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ilikeplants
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i hate marijuana


those are forbidden words and shall never be spoken around me
Jan 29 2008 8:38PM
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grahamhowe
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orange juice sex and velcrow
Jan 29 2008 8:42PM
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doritos
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Maybe I'll never hear them from you, but one of my friends has this obnoxious talent of saying "I am so drunk right now" every other fucking second as soon as he even feels the alcohol kicking in. Needless to say, I no longer drink with this person.
Jan 29 2008 8:42PM
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Travapple.
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president hilary clinton

Jan 29 2008 8:50PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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"jew gives away....."

Jan 29 2008 8:53PM
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K2boarder149
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i like he-shes
i hate ducksauce
crank thats underplayed
Jan 29 2008 9:34PM
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unchyll
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black-people stopped bitching
Jan 29 2008 9:37PM
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doritos
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Classic.
Jan 29 2008 9:37PM
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skithesprings
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wow, so true at my school.
Jan 29 2008 9:39PM
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TheButterHashira
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Peace on earth

Government legalizes it
Jan 29 2008 9:40PM
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word-sauce
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Are you retarted, you were there when we saw mos def
Jan 29 2008 9:46PM
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doublexl
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i say these regularly. but um....um....n00bz R KeWl?
Jan 29 2008 9:48PM
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foodisfun
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wow i'm suprised i didn't post in here back in May.

anyway, three words i'll never hear together - "Bad square dancer"
Jan 29 2008 10:27PM
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jason...
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women with rights

frodo gets sponsored

he-man is anorexic
Jan 29 2008 10:43PM
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-Kieran-
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tits are gross
Jan 29 2008 10:56PM
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Mooose...
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ahahaha
Jan 29 2008 11:09PM
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artfullydodged
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Tupac is Back!!

and Jesus Too!!
Jan 29 2008 11:10PM
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FilmingBitch
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I love you




kidding....? haha.

I hate skiing.
Jan 29 2008 11:13PM
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KRASHED
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I love mary
Jan 29 2008 11:20PM
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triebby
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not always true. they can if they are your own. i for one take pride in the amount of stench i can generate while ripping ass.
Jan 30 2008 12:24AM
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FilmingBitch
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You would... you did... you suck.
Touche.

Jan 30 2008 12:26AM
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mysterymanjgj
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hot fat chick
Jan 30 2008 12:35AM
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Calvin.
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hilary is sane
Jan 30 2008 12:39AM
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popNfresh44
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i am dead
Jan 30 2008 12:47AM
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CJHski
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Mormons Hate Utah
Jan 30 2008 12:57AM
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woolymammoth
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calculus is useful

my mom's hot

rocky mountains suck

i like wind

and of course... manganese quadragesima ziggurat
Jan 30 2008 1:02AM
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