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The "3 words you'll never hear together" thread

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KRASHED
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Funny concept on one of the radio shows this morning. Simply pick three words you will never hear together.


ex. Leafs win cup
Goverment lowers taxes


etc etc
Mar 24 2007 7:14PM
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Mod
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^ No shit mine suddenly just broke one day. When I turn it on its a pic of a sad Ipod with a warning sign on it and then it turns back off.
Mar 25 2007 8:07PM
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desmond1918
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you're so big!





except for me, I hear that all the time
Mar 25 2007 8:50PM
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gnustreetfool
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sexy ink toilet
Mar 25 2007 8:54PM
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ATLskier
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snowblades aren't gay

clean french people

chinese pronounce "l's"

raugh out roud

Mar 25 2007 8:56PM
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macvid
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jacob is straight
Mar 26 2007 12:46PM
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me_yesme
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wife dead? high-five
Mar 26 2007 12:48PM
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OAK_TREE
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babies gun mayonaise.
Mar 26 2007 1:59PM
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-benedetto
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dipset dipset dipset
Mar 26 2007 3:00PM
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snowXrider540
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she is so fucking hott oh my god.

it wouldnt be a big deal but any cute girl that skis turns hott instantly, but she is hott and skis...damn
Mar 26 2007 3:05PM
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xXfreeskierXx900
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yeah same here people beat off to chicks they only wish they could get hahah thats why i get my own niggers!!
Mar 26 2007 3:23PM
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pales
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just bend over
Mar 26 2007 3:34PM
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dweezileast
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landis wins again
Mar 26 2007 3:47PM
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desmond1918
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"Premonition" was awesome

huge asian wang

Mar 26 2007 8:46PM
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M+M
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anal then blowjob
Mar 26 2007 8:58PM
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mind_Riot39
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chicks make sense
Mar 26 2007 9:02PM
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Mod
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Use the searchbar, oh wait..
Mar 26 2007 9:04PM
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R-B-B
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the guy above me wont ever hear "fuck me now"
Mar 26 2007 10:03PM
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arbiter
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Republican Gay Mafia
Mar 26 2007 10:11PM
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ThaLetterM.
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black people succeeding in anything other than drinking

oops
Mar 26 2007 10:12PM
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skitolive123456789
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thats not true... some chicks like the taste
Mar 26 2007 10:14PM
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-benedetto
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irish don't drink
Mar 26 2007 10:14PM
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NBCskier
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check my icon fuckface
Mar 26 2007 10:21PM
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charmander
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ok i had a good one
ummmm
i hate porn
i dont masterbate
bush stops homophobeness
armys are good
i like clowns
clowns are funny
clowns arent scary
Mar 26 2007 11:34PM
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Jay31
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this thread is proving itself wrong


manitoba has mountains
Mar 27 2007 12:08AM
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flippintricker
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Ummm I heard "Government lower taxes" today when I was reading my Maclean's
Mar 27 2007 12:17AM
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Literature
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Bush admits mistakes.

Mar 27 2007 12:26AM
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r5tommy
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kang looked bad
Mar 27 2007 12:36AM
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charmander
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werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd
Mar 27 2007 12:48AM
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philipc
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kangs ARNT played because they are biTCHEZ
Mar 27 2007 9:40AM
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Steezysmurf
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lick my nuts

(hopefully i wont hear that)
Mar 27 2007 11:27AM
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me_yesme
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ryan having sex
Mar 27 2007 12:10PM
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Skierguy1234
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wait, i got it.

Galli is nice.
Mar 27 2007 9:40PM
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akerbacker
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i'm a milf

(by a hot ass mommy)

Mar 27 2007 9:43PM
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jimmychung
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Canadian invasion nuclear
Mar 27 2007 10:26PM
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Mod
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Oops wrong hole
Mar 27 2007 10:37PM
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lushlaxstr
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ha
Mar 27 2007 10:47PM
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steevner
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i hate boobs
Mar 27 2007 10:48PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Bush is smart

Black man president

black woman president

chawawa(sp?) eats man

chewbaca is real
Mar 27 2007 11:07PM
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quixotic
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Educated Black People

Free Black Man

Small lipped nigger


god im sooo racist.... haha
Mar 28 2007 12:01AM
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quixotic
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wow my friend is a dumbass... i was takin' a shit and he posted this, disregard it...
Mar 28 2007 12:02AM
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sack
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"cool story hansel"
Mar 28 2007 3:03AM
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aja_kiki
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haha thats riiightt
Mar 28 2007 11:03AM
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hallo
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i hate newschoolers
Mar 28 2007 11:19AM
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lushlaxstr
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everybody loves lushlaxstr
Apr 1 2007 10:28PM
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Capt.Flannel
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I hate sandwiches
Apr 1 2007 10:29PM
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bhill2.0
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newschoolers is closed

Apr 1 2007 10:31PM
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nitsua
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allen is straight
Apr 1 2007 10:41PM
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skisher
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hahahaha
Apr 1 2007 10:46PM
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TannerCoulter.
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women drive well

jews donate money

blacks dont killl
wow the last one was ridiculously condescending and racist
Apr 1 2007 10:56PM
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