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The "3 words you'll never hear together" thread

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KRASHED
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Funny concept on one of the radio shows this morning. Simply pick three words you will never hear together.


ex. Leafs win cup
Goverment lowers taxes


etc etc
Mar 24 2007 7:14PM
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andy_boy
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snowbladers + style + sick
Mar 24 2007 9:59PM
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45.
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if you wouldstart eatting those Veggie Burgers and not let all that fat clog your brain you would realize that is 5 words if you dont count underscores
Mar 24 2007 10:01PM
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killabees
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^ yes that was pretty uncool of him...

i feel white saying that

Mar 24 2007 10:03PM
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Sno.
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it was a joke?
Mar 24 2007 10:04PM
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killabees
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im ron bergendy?
Mar 24 2007 10:04PM
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Sholte
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cool story hassel
Mar 24 2007 10:07PM
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eheath
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Once again, very witty. But last time i check underscores combined words into one word/phrase but i could also aruge that my name "[e]heath" isn't one word either because of the brackets, but thats just me, i could be wrong. But once again you are obviously much more intelligent than i am and probably waaayyy cooler.
Mar 24 2007 10:09PM
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andy_boy
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Please shut up. You're trying way to hard and you're not even close to winning this.
Mar 24 2007 10:19PM
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eheath
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Dude, i've seen asians drive, i watched a dumb ass bitch stop int he middle of the road, a pretty busy road too, and then try to park a car about 10 times in 3 different spots and re-adjust about 20 times in the spot she chose and the car was still sideways. It might have been because it was a girl though.
Mar 24 2007 10:21PM
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user098123
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way to generalize an entire group of people
Mar 24 2007 10:26PM
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Beamer12
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i love snowboarding

i hate weed

cops are cool
Mar 24 2007 10:27PM
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Beamer12
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i love snowboarding

i hate weed

cops are cool
Mar 24 2007 10:27PM
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Microcosm
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Actually, about that GTA on Wii... There a re rumors going around.


Just sayin...

Seriously.
Mar 24 2007 10:50PM
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pns513
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penis shrink pill
Mar 24 2007 10:52PM
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eheath
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That would be so dope.
Mar 24 2007 10:54PM
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Skierguy1234
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I hate sex.
Mar 24 2007 10:54PM
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K2_Pubz_360
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marker bindings kickass
Mar 24 2007 10:56PM
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NataliePortman
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Bp got laid
Mar 24 2007 10:58PM
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Dustin.
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"big skys sick park" how many word is that?

and i've had all 4 of my families ipod for at least one year. maybe you accidently sat on one
Mar 24 2007 11:09PM
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pns513
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black man racist
Mar 24 2007 11:17PM
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sack
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actually it's argued that he was jewish

how about these
"anti-semitic jew"
"fun sunnO))) song"
Mar 25 2007 2:21AM
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[~_~]
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America is smart

Japs can drive

Sloths are gay

shit smells good

food is bunk

eat weiner mayonaise

chocolate starfish soda

Newschoolers is smart

religion makes sense

girraffes fuck knives

kangaroos play poker

koalas commit fraud

turtles smoke meth

oh my sloth

panthers pay taxes

cats steal wallet

attractive black girl

attractive native girl

attractive wolf girl

kiss me, landis

smurfs don't fuck

wombats perform acrobatics

troy isn't skimo

toucans file bank-notes

raccoons kill niggers

chimpanzees eat healthy

ants dont die

southerners are smart


Mar 25 2007 2:31AM
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Mod
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MSU NCAA champions?
Mar 25 2007 10:43AM
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killabees
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no, its being argued that his grandma was
Mar 25 2007 10:47AM
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Mod
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In which case he would have a small part of jew in him too?
Mar 25 2007 10:49AM
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Wis_Skier_23
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i prove that wrong
Mar 25 2007 11:40AM
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derick
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lick my ass-hair
Mar 25 2007 11:46AM
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1080ski
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haha wow, taking this too far ;)
Mar 25 2007 11:53AM
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KRASHED
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bahahahahaa
Mar 25 2007 12:11PM
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user098123
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psh 2000 bitch, we won it all
Mar 25 2007 12:29PM
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Mod
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Ok, ok, MSU 2007 NCAA champions =p
Mar 25 2007 12:31PM
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user098123
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thats 4 words, and ohio state is gonna lose soon
Mar 25 2007 12:40PM
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Edward.
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HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mar 25 2007 12:40PM
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Mod
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Thats why I didnt post 2007 the first time, because people would say its 4 words. But 2007 isn't a word.
Mar 25 2007 12:42PM
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KRASHED
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leafs hold lead
Mar 25 2007 1:15PM
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kingsskier
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purple monkey dishwasher
Mar 25 2007 1:34PM
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waterville_NH
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freeman wins worldcup

Mar 25 2007 1:39PM
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Kevski
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Texas is thin.
(no skiers from texas are there?)...
Mar 25 2007 1:53PM
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Mod
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Hilary wins election (I hope)
Mar 25 2007 1:54PM
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STAUSS
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haha forsure

i think you got them all.. what abuot
toyota burned audi
Mar 25 2007 1:58PM
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milkdud951
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hot arab porn
Mar 25 2007 5:19PM
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sack
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straight edge crackhead
Mar 25 2007 6:28PM
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*monsterskier*
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i am smart

lol

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Mar 25 2007 6:35PM
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snowXrider540
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"I hate porn"
Mar 25 2007 6:39PM
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artfullydodged
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haha, i saw a black guy skiing a montage (sno mtn.) he was pushing himself across the flats muttering, "this is what i do nigga, this is what i do"
Mar 25 2007 7:21PM
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Bigwoods
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i saw one!! i was like "holy shit, its a nigga" and he fell and ate shit
Mar 25 2007 7:24PM
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Sno.
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HAHAHAH
Mar 25 2007 7:25PM
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ATLskier
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canada wins war
Mar 25 2007 7:57PM
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Mod
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HAHA, French is interchangable with Canada in that situation.
Mar 25 2007 7:59PM
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eheath
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yeah it is 4, good counting. Its a place so i put it, and their park fucking sucks this year. And congrats, ipod tend to break ALOT especially the older ones (before the video). Good burn tho, i didnt sit on one. I think you could probably have a sumo wrestler sit on one and it wouldnt break from it.
Mar 25 2007 8:04PM
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