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Need 2 Objects That Symbolize Me

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wazawski
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This is a really dumb English assignment but I need two objects that represent me. One example my teacher said someone did was a teddy bear cause they liked to snuggle. So something on the lines of that just less gay. I am flat out of ideas so if u can think of one that would represent yourself, post it cause it would probably work for me. thanks
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dr_phil
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 95
Duh, your SKIS and I dunno, your iPod or other trendy portable music listening device.
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killabees
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poke a hole in a condom and say u have aids

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DDrem.
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just do something easy. doesnt really matter if its really you. just find something that you can have a reason for and do that, like:
if your emo, pick scissors, since you like to cut
skis, your gnarly
bible of thizzlam, you go stupid/dumb/hyphy
fortune cookie, full of wisdom
some sort of meat if you have big meat or are fat
a brown shopping bag, if you have a 'big bag'
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killabees
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then take all the girls tampoons and douce them in sperm and play the waiting game

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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
there ya go. maybe a camera if you are into photography. a video game/system if your a gamer, a book if you like to read and maybe one that symbolizes you. hmm what else. a bike maybe. good luck
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
ummm...
xbox, computer, ipod, speakers, mini car, picture of something,stickers of some sort, skis, paintball, cd, guitar
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supersteez420
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hahahaha i like that one

yeah your skis is a good one
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wazawski
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i need more metaphorical objects like a joker from a deck of cards cause someones a joker. not as literal as a pair of skis cause i like to ski...i wish it was like that cuase then i would be done
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Sno.
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i thought if i clicked on your profile, i'd find something i could use. but dude, you have the most boring profile ever.
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KillerMonkey
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a hammer cause your a tool  :-)

jk
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wazawski
Posts: 756 - Karma: 159
i just need ideas so it doesn't really matter if it really represents me. post wut you would do if u had to do this assignment
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 513
to mean that you have kids ofcourse
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Steezysmurf
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haha... you should bring in a turd and say youre the shit
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Xave
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hahahaha
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Sno.
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bring in a thing of corn, and say you're corny. along with a slice of cheese and say you're cheesy. bring in chocolate and say you're sweet. an ethiopian and say you're hungry. a knife and say you're sharp. a spork and say you're a multi-tasker.
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Keenbo
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a black dildo and ky jelly
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prophet
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a potato and a gun, the potato suggest unintelligence, the gun you can use to kill yourself
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Geoff.
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black dildo and game cube.
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
I had to bring 4.

I brought ski goggles, a pay check or money, the shoes i was wearing(basketball),cell phone.
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CooksCorner
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or you could call yourself a mistake...
18 years ago
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
dr. dre's CD 2001, cause i like to listen to rap
a lighter, cause im hot
a male chasity belt, cause i got a girlfriend
18 years ago
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
a chain and bagpipes
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killabees
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yes it was never deleted like the last time i did it
18 years ago
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CTD
Posts: 6302 - Karma: 357
seriously, bring skis. if you consider yourself a skier, then, ugh, that would definatly work.
18 years ago
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
if skis are to literal then get a: ski pass and a hat or something like that
18 years ago
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Schmitz
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wow that sounds like a bland english essay. what grade are you in.
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hippie_cat
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bring a bottle of water and say that your snow melted
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