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Triple_Strum
Posts: 6384 - Karma: 953
I am gonna restart the funny comment thread. Post hilarious quotes you've heard people say about freeride or twin tips, etc. Here is mine, just happened yesterday:

Me: Man, is it winter yet? I just wanna ski again.
This guy Trent: yeah, talk about skiing.
Me: are you good? I didn't even know you skied
Trent: good? yeah. I will show you some helicopters and stuff.

HAHA, I am wonderin if he can fly a helicopter or was talking about a 360. Post other fun stuff

'Yeah, I'll get that cleaned up lickity-split. Speaking of lickity-split what do you say you and I meet up later, see what's going on? Just kidding. But seriously, I'm new in town, kinda lonely, looking for my parents..
Jul 3 2003 3:05PM
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lightingfarts
Posts: 564 - Karma: 14
old guy in liftline to my brother: whoa, you got your skis on backwards. you're one of those tricksters, i can tell.
Jul 3 2003 3:30PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
me: Dude, you have two tips on your skis, that's Xtreme (puts arms in an X)

kid: ya, so do you jackass.

me: oh ya, I guess you're right (skiing away backwards)

kid: dude, you're pretty good, I can't even turn with these, I'm gonna go back to my X-Screams. I can throw down with those.
-Pat
WBP|films

Long Live Tim
and
Long Live The King
Jul 3 2003 3:40PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
Kid: Dude I wanna get that white hotplate jacket like Jon has

Lonnie: ya, definitly dude, that'd be phat...

Kid: (really really excitedly) YA, I'M GONNA DO IT!!!!!!!1

Lonnie: you should get the pants too...

kid: (even more excited) YA! THAT'D BE SO TIGHT!

Lonnie: then get some mad tricks and learn to fucking ski and you could be just like Jon!

Kid: (pissing his pants excited) YA I'M DEFINITLY GONNA DO THAT, THAT'LL BE SO TIGHT, I BET I COULD DO LIKE 5'S ON THOSE!
-Pat
WBP|films

Long Live Tim
and
Long Live The King
Jul 3 2003 3:43PM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
Uncle: Haha, Andrew Look, the back tip is for when Steve gets confused on what way he's going.


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'you said you didn't mind my velcro shoes... :( does this mean your gona break up with me?'
- ductapeboy

'fold yourself up and give yourself head,i havet left the house for 3 weeks'
- Lateralis
Jul 3 2003 7:06PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
grizzled old liftie: (points to my rossi scratch's) Woah! I see you're riding those red russian rockets!

me: uhhh...yeah.

pirates. they just don't fuck around.

SMS session 4
Jul 3 2003 7:21PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
wow none of those storys any of you told were even remotley funny..
Jul 3 2003 7:37PM
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Sheltron3030
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 110
my skis go both ways. just like homosexuals.

802 Represent
SFHNC
120/1300
(dont mean to copy guys...)
Jul 3 2003 8:31PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
^ haha that was funny


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Jul 3 2003 8:36PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
some guy: you kids with your double-tippers, go back to the U-Ditchy (halfpipe)

yeah, something along those lines... we call our skis and the half pipe that still today.
-The DR.-
Jul 3 2003 8:39PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
no there not funny it just shows how stupid some people can be. and homos do not go both ways bisexuals do.

[D][O[M]
Jul 3 2003 8:46PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
Sazmo's Dad's instructor friend: Hey Jason, why do you show these instructors one of your flippy spinny things.
-The DR.-
Jul 3 2003 8:47PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
some guy in the lift line 'hey look at those twin tippas twin tippas those cool beans'
Jul 3 2003 8:56PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2665 - Karma: 62
IceRider

'cause you sound like an angry rich boy who wants to be ghetto, that's why'



that shit is classic ^^^


'I'm still Ugly'
Jul 3 2003 9:45PM
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sHaBBa
Posts: 56 - Karma: 10
''cause you sound like an angry rich boy who wants to be ghetto, that's why''

fuck that sounds like every kid on this forum
Jul 3 2003 10:45PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
benji, your not black your jewish.
-ALF



alpentalik is my hero!
Jul 4 2003 2:32AM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
'look at those double enders'
-my dad
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Jul 4 2003 10:36AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
UHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

some guy trying to figure out what the deal was with my 12's.


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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
Jul 4 2003 10:52AM
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line1260skier
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 16
my friend on the trampoline: hey i did a orked front flip cool!
www.liljib.4t.com

I cant spell so dont make fun of me
Jul 4 2003 12:04PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
me: your gay
him:shut up asshole
me: no you fuck the asshole!

Sum guy:your an asshole
Me: At least im not that hole ass shit face
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 4 2003 12:55PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
non ski gabber.


ThePopeShinesMyShoes
EastCoastPride- ''Dude, just remember the Jesus Steeze and you'll be fine because He will be watching over you.''
Jul 4 2003 3:49PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
Some guy: Neil, You are a pussy
Me:I am what i eat buddy
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 4 2003 4:36PM
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Sheltron3030
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 110
that wsa funny^
o and sorry...i ment....my skis go both ways...just like bisexuals....wasnt thinkin sorry.

802 Represent
SFHNC
120/1300
(dont mean to copy guys...)
Jul 4 2003 5:22PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
dad: Was that a double foward flip? Wait, which way did you go?

me: double back dad, double back.

dad: you went so fast, I couldn't tell

me: that would like defy gravity dad, a double front off that

dad: then how did you land on your face almost
(contorting hands into positions like a skier, trying to figure out how i could land forward on a double back....looking super retarded)


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jul 4 2003 5:51PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
my friends dad: what would happen if you put your arms like you were going to do a double full, but you only did a single?

friend: youo'd only do a single...

then my friend and his brother started making fun of their dad so bad....saying all sorts of funny shit and hilarious analogies


these were all at water ramping yesterday. haha.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jul 4 2003 5:53PM
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