so today in french i had a sub. he was your average goofy sub, 6' tall, about 65, moustache, etc.
he also wore a tweed suit from like 1975, talked in a british accent, wavered his voice cracking it up and down so you could barely understand him, and spent our 80 minute class telling us about how he used to be a proffessor of psychology at Oxford and traveled the world and could speak 10 different languages. i guess you had to be there but it was pretty funny
i love how our school will hire anybody off the street to sub.