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So my best friend stole a deers legs today...

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n-o
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thast right, today in outdoor ed we found a deer carcass with one leg lying on the ground, a piece of skull, and the other leg attached to the carcass. my friend jay ( j3ysoph) was all like " man i want that shit!" and we just though he was kidding. after lunch he left the cabin to " go collect tree samples" for a tree lab we are doing, and he comes back with two severed deer legs, blood hair hooves and bone, in zehrs bags in his backpack.
the plan is to bleach them out and make one into a cane, and the other to be used as a drinking ornament, so everytime we drink, well carry around the deer leg.
Mar 19 2007 4:07PM
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Capt.Flannel
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I don't know which term to use, so I'll use them all:


Cool, gross, weird, deranged, that's fuckin hilarious, why?, badass, interesting.
Mar 19 2007 4:10PM
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n-o
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i dont know, but its way more gnar than when i took a fetal pigs heart and my friend bbq'ed it

Mar 19 2007 4:12PM
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timmi
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dude, you and your freinds sound like the most fucked up hilarious people to chill with.

Mar 19 2007 4:16PM
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killabees
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balla shit?
Mar 19 2007 4:19PM
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hoodratz47
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when i was a senior i was in biology and we went to a mourge and this kid i knew stole and adrinal gland from a cadiver and fucken ate it!
Mar 19 2007 4:20PM
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dweezileast
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i'm not even mad, that's just incredible!
Mar 19 2007 4:20PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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formaldehyde is poisonous isn't it?
Mar 19 2007 4:21PM
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suji.fnacks
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outdoor ed? What do you go to suny cobleskill?

[img]http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:VpL7tqpu3-jboM:http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e355/masterp851/bus.jpg[/img] git r dun
Mar 19 2007 4:30PM
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cofreeskier
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ya i dont even think they use formaldahyde anymore b/c its poisonous
Mar 19 2007 4:31PM
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Nicholas.
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haha from the stories i have read on this site you kids are fucking rediculous. you should film a night of drinking and post it.
Mar 19 2007 4:33PM
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timmi
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i have talked to them on the phone while they were drunk. there was screaming and yelling and people asking where they can blow their load...it was weird
Mar 19 2007 4:35PM
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Capt.Flannel
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man, my adrenal gland doesn't work; I should do that sometime, except instead of eating it, do a little home-surgery and put that shit in.
Mar 19 2007 4:36PM
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Nicholas.
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yeah in lm they always talk about how they know who has a bigger "unit" cause they have seen eachothers.
Mar 19 2007 4:37PM
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pns513
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thats some funny shit man
outdoor ed huh?
Mar 19 2007 4:39PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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haha
Mar 19 2007 4:43PM
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leckett1
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one time my friends and i were heading out to edelweiss and we took a wrong turn and saw a deer leg sticking out of a snowbank
Mar 19 2007 4:44PM
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Craigskis
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it'd be cooler if he bleached the skull and hung it on his wall, but the kane idea is pimping
Mar 19 2007 4:50PM
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skicraze123
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serious reminds me of a story my cousin told me about a kid in his cabin at camp who kiled a raccoon with a butter knife
Mar 19 2007 4:51PM
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-+Siver+-
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cool?
Mar 19 2007 4:55PM
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fappy
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hahahahahaha that's fucking hilarious!! a deer leg cane?? lmao
Mar 19 2007 4:58PM
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Cam_Bell
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AHAHAHA dude as if you posted this I thought he forgot the skull and he was goin back for it tommorow... oh man there was blood and hair and shit everywhere
Mar 19 2007 5:10PM
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Jake...
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nolasaurous you are a monster.
Mar 19 2007 5:15PM
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n-o
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dude what camp was it? i swear a kid in my camp cabin tryed to kill a raccon with a knife
Mar 19 2007 5:25PM
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HHB
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im speechless. cool and yet very disturbing
Mar 19 2007 6:02PM
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followCam
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wood he not die if he ate it?

cause in fear and loathing in las vegas he takes like 5 drops of adrenilain gland fluid and almost dies...

but that is just a book i suppose
Mar 19 2007 6:43PM
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errrka
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speachless. wow.
Mar 19 2007 6:48PM
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Casey
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this is exactly why no one gives a shit about what girls have to say. and thats why you're all pink. so we know who to ignore.
Mar 19 2007 6:50PM
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CMF
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nice
Mar 19 2007 6:52PM
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errrka
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bitch please.
Mar 19 2007 6:57PM
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skiwoj
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he should use them as poles
Mar 19 2007 6:57PM
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Casey
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lol
Mar 19 2007 7:01PM
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Mat.
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that was the most ballin moment ever! such a dope day on the slopes too.
Mar 19 2007 7:04PM
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eheath
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I'm not gonna lie, that sounds pretty redneck.
Mar 19 2007 7:05PM
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jayamait
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i was actually told to do that. but i figured theyd be to heavy.
but ive decided to def make one into a sweet cane and maybe one into a small beating club. and im going back for the skull tomorrow.
Mar 19 2007 7:11PM
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Casey
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Is everyone taking crazy pills this morning??? All i know, is you're going to need some serious pills after you become deathly ill from exposure to rotting deer.
Mar 19 2007 7:17PM
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davyjones
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no they do..they just have to wear gloves and shit now
Mar 19 2007 7:19PM
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Sno.
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i bet you'll pull in mad tail with a rotting deer leg cane.
Mar 19 2007 7:20PM
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n-o
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dude you skin it and shit first so its like bleached bone
Mar 19 2007 7:28PM
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jayamait
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i hope it doesnt fall apart like you said. it feels pretty solid, i dont know why it would.
Mar 19 2007 7:39PM
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RunDMc
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i drove home from rugby with cam tonight and he was talking about how stupid you are and shit, he also mentioned what you have to do to make the cane, you might want his help...you know how his family is all into hunting
Mar 19 2007 8:01PM
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jayamait
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yeah ill ask him.
but how is that stupid, according to everyone, its awesome.
Mar 19 2007 8:26PM
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Cam_Bell
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haha damn right I was the one who said make em into poles
Mar 19 2007 10:31PM
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skipillager
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uhh... nastay?? carnivore?? if thats the right term for it
Mar 19 2007 10:39PM
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unchyll
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did he get high?????????????
they do that in fear and loathing they dont eat one tho....
Mar 20 2007 12:14AM
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Crock360
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Sorry to rain on your parade, because though the cane idea is pretty sick, it won't work unless you're like 3 1/2 feet tall.  Once you get everything off from the bone, and bleach it, the cartilidge and tendons will decay as well, and you'll have two seperate pieces. I dont know how, because I'm not a doctor or anything, but if you could put a plate in there and screw them together at the knee, i'm sure it would hold pretty well.
Mar 20 2007 12:21AM
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Sholte
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haha, but that is the most redneck thing ever
Mar 20 2007 12:26AM
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rockymountainmilitia
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liar. how the hell did he get alone time with a dead body. second, how did he locate the adrinal gland. third, bodies used for human sciences are drained of all fluids. so even if he did eat it, he's an idiot andthere no way there was anything in it to get him high.
Mar 20 2007 12:56AM
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BFFset.
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hahaha... gotta love the reference there
Mar 20 2007 1:02AM
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Lé.Skiing
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i'm disappointed and amazed at the same time... i suggest he take all the meat off it and cook it and eat it if its not rancid... but the dopest idea is ski poles...
Mar 20 2007 1:30AM
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Sholte
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ski poles, that you be amazing, but if they broke, they would shatter bone everywhere
Mar 20 2007 1:39AM
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