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So i kicked the shit out of two racer gapers and got my pass cut...was it worth it ? FUCK YEA
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so anywaz heres the story:
At my local hill, I pretty much know the entire park staff. So last night i was night skiing from 6-10. For night skiing there only the small park open which consisits of like 4 boxes, a couple rails, and a small maybe 15 foot jump. so anywaz, the jump was destroyed from gapers and i asked my boy of they could close the jump and i would repair it for free. they said they would smoke me on a spliff if i did it so yea, i said alright. They closed the jump and as i was reapairing it, these two fucking racer gapers, go around the net and hit the jump and almost fucking hit me while they have like 1 inch of air. they scream hahahah, faggot and then boast about how much air they got:S i was fucking pissed and ready to put my skis on and chase after them but i said wtv, il get them back later. so i keep fixing my jump and 10 minutes later these two fucking cunts come back and do the same fucking thing. I was just to pissed off. I knew they were guna come back so i told my friend to tell me when they were coming. maybe 15 minutes later he signals me and i get ready. i do as if nothing and i have my shovel in my hand. as the first racer goes off the jump i smack him in the chest\face with the shovel. he totally fucks up and bnoth his skis come off and ride to the bottom of the hill. the second one, falls right on him and fucks up bad too. I then jump on them and start pounding the second in the face until i seriously damamge his goggles and his nose is bleeding. the first one without skis tries to run down, but as smart as i am i clip my skis in who were like 1 metre from me and i smack him in the back on the head as hard as i can with my pole. he falls down and trips me with his poles. I was so furious that i start kicking him in the stomach with my boots until he cries. Next thing i know, the ski patrol guy tackles me and holds me to the ground as the second one clips my pass off. they tell me to stay there and wait for security but i say fuck that and just ride away with them screaming: youre never guna ski here again. My lifite friend who pretty much saw all this gives me five and says hell call me up when his shift is over. so yea, thats my story...im still pissed off and if i would see them again theres nothing saying how bad i would hurt them consiedering i got my pass cut which i payed about 110 bucks for with maybe a month left.
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sounds like you just completly beat up some kids younger than you
way to go
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ouch man thats shitty that you got it clip, but funny stori hahah
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naw man maybe same age as me, dude im rly small for my age too and skinny.
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dude they desreved a beating but that was harsh haha sick
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haha wow, need to hear a good gaper beating story once in a while
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fuck ya dude, those fucks totally asked for that shit! I would have done the same.
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Goddamn that was resfreshing to read! Ya need to keep em in there place, let em know who's boss. Survival of the fittest type shit, and sadly for the racer gapers...the rank low on the food chain.
Props though, I prolly would have done the same thing. I tend to have anger issues, and it would appear that I am not alone.
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hahahh...epic gaper story
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i would have just stood on the jump and tripped them (like shoving a stick in bike spokes). but im a lot nicer.
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i wlda put a fence on the landing
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hahahha thats so funny i wish there was a video to capture this priceless moment
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omg that was the funniest shit ive heard in a while. wow
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Hahahaaha thank you for that. Normally I'd be pissed because it is gay to fight but oh man that was epic. Congrats, they deserved it,
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i'm gonna tell some folks about this story. I know a similar one, nice style
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that was quite amazing. hopefully noone else saw you that can identify you besides your friend.
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i am giving you a "e-pound" please return it because i would LOVE to drop EVERY gaper that enters the park here...but i don't feel like looosing my job, YET...
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yea well id like to see you work you ass off for 3 hours trying to fix a fuking jump by yourself when they keep riding over it and insulting you...dumbass.
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^ yeah exactly. and calling you a fag
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cool but def. not worth losing your pass to fix a little 15 footer. i prolly would just put something on the lip of the jump like a pole or rake or sumthin. that way they fall and stuff but it looks like an accident
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jeez thats kinda harsh
they deserved getting dropped but mayube not that much
definatly need a solid chin check though
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haha nice i like how you just nailed him in the face with a shovel, thats classic
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the shovel to face sounds hilarious. If I smoke you up will come to mt snow and do your thing??
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WTF is wrong with you people? You hit someone with a shovel as they went off a jump because they weren't taking you seriously?!? Sound's like you've got some anger issues; do society a favor, find some Valium and finish the bottle.
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plaaaaaaaayyyyyeeedd ooooooouuuuuuutttttt. realize it.
yea. i stretch my words out instead of all caps
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you sound like kind of a dick...but im not into fighting so what ever
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i did close it off properly, they went around it...dumbass. well its the only jump there is so it doesnt matter what i do on em its the only one open...dumbass.
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dayyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooommmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!
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your a fucking g
keep it trill in the parks
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that shit is funny...but jeez hitting someone in the face with a shovel? fuck. if i was those kids id press charges on your ass.
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YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!!
THAT SHIT IS NOT COOL, HITTING SOMEONE WITH A SHOVEL AS THEY COME OFF A JUMP IS FUCKED, AS IS HITTING SOMEONE WITH A SKI POLE.
YOU SHOULD BE IN JAIL FOR ASSAULT.
GROW UP, THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO DEAL WITH THOSE KIDS. FOR INSTANCE, YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN SKI PATROL YOURSELF OR YOU COULD HAVE SABOTAGE THE JUMP YOU WERE WORKING ON, BUT HITTING SOMEONE WITH A SHOVEL OR A SKI POLE IS FUCKED UP!!
ENJOY THE LIFETIME BAN AT YOUR LOCAL HILL BECAUSE THEY OBVISOUSLY KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND BE HAPPY THAT YOU ARE NOT BEING CHARGED WITH ASSAULT.
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haaha word. I would have done the same. ur not an asshole those kids got waht was coming to them.
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Good job....I would have loved to seen it.
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haha, soo jokes. damn kids deserved it
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hahaha how old were they?
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umm. you know about anger management classes right? maybe those would help?
yeah i know they almost hit you, went of the closed jump, this and that. but hitting em with a shovel, and trying to beat the shit out of them for being faggots? just a little harsh. id just put up a fence at the bottom of the jump as a guy above said, but then again, i think i have a lil more patience/tolerance for little fuckers. that,.. and id feel guilty for hurting someone bad.
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"i do as if nothing and i have my shovel in my hand. as the first racer goes off the jump i smack him in the chest\face with the shovel. he totally fucks up and bnoth his skis come off and ride to the bottom of the hill."
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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dude, grow up.....
there's always a mature way to deal with things, and keep your pass..........idiot
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hahah good job. good techniques as well
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shut up dude.
to the thread creator: normally I'd be like you're an asshole.... but in this case YOU'RE THE MAN!!! those assfucks deserved it. They should have thought about it first before being little fucking pricks. I'm not saying that cause they are racers, it's 100% because of what they did. Props mang, sucks you lost your pass though, hopefully you got your moneys worth out of it already.
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haha coming from thahater
but good job racer gapers are the worst kind of gapers and deserve that. but i wouldve buried the rake in the lip so when they hit the jump, their skis eject and send them flipping. then go beat the shit out of them. but thats just me.
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you're retarted, you said it was a 15 foot jump... it shouldn't take you 3 hours to fix a fucking jump..
and why didnt you just put you're fucking skis across the jump to close it?? that seems like the most logical thing to do...
it sounds to me like you just over-reacted and through a little bitch fit.
go swallow a knife.
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