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AHAHAHAHAHA fuking blond!!!!
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a girl at my school who happens to be blond and, what a coincidence, dumb as fuk, just said this without missing a beat:
Cam: "i would go to tamarack if i had any money"
blond: "well duh, go buy some"
hahahahahahaha, deterioration of american schooling is hilarious!
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everyone going around the classroom saying their name
bill
mike
lauren
christina...no wait! shelby!
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what do you do when a dumb blond throws a grenade at you
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pull the pin and throw it back
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i dont really get it? im gonna get flamed for that but i dont
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i HATE retarded girls. like when they refuse to stop talking after being told 10 times. there are 2 girls in my school (twins) dumbest fucking people EVER. its incredible i cant even begin to think of one of the million stupid things they say.
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how do u get a blonde with one arm out of a tree?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking idiot! its blonde
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i was sitting in math class at a table with two chicks. one a blond. The blond ones like "hey jessica can i come over to your house after school, i need to charge my ipod"
me "what? you dont have a computer at home?"
"no, i dont have internet."
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"Which astrological occurence results in a higher wieght ratio density, a Red Giant, or a Planetary Nebula?"
"um....yes?"
"HAA DUMB BITCH the planetary nebula because it is so tightly compacted that a teaspoon of matter would weigh over 1 billion tons."
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One of my friends friends (who happens to be a blonde girl) couldn't find the left handed baseball bats, or the bucket of curve balls, and thought that hamburger came from pigs.
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I wouldn't have known that until you told me, but "um....yes?" is not even an appropriate response. And the one about the left-handed bats and curve balls...pure gold.
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you'd think being twins that maybe each of them may have atleast half a brain. but i gues what your saying that when you put them together they both equal to maybe half a brain. perhaps their mother smoked crack while pregnant with them. hence twins?
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I was walking back from the bathroom one day and some blonde dumbass walked out of a room with a few of her friends and says,
"Where the fuck did we come from? It was some kind of door or something..."
No shit... Haha.
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Thats priceless.
I'm blonde by the way, we're not all stupid.
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Have you heard the new fad? being stupid is now cool! More and more people are that way.
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blondes = hot
ugly girls = pay your taxes
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ok so i'm blonde. hate to admit it but i am. and i'm really booksmart like ranked 5th in my class(out of 121 not 5). but i'm laking on the common sense a bit. heres some stuff i've said to make you all laugh.
mom- erika, go pick out some pop(soda).
me- ok, what kind do you want? grape or purple?
emilee- thats a really cool song playing.
me- i cant hear it, i think im going blind.
my teacher- what are some imports and exports of the US?
me- (raise my hand) umm, import- lumber!, export-orange juice.
this wasnt me but my friend:
we see a giant squirrle when we're on the lift.
brooke-if we put that thing on skis how fast do you think it would go?
me- are you fucking serious?
and now my dad:
dad- why does the kitchen smell like food?(he was yelling at me and my brother while saying this)
me- why does the bathroom smell like ass?
my brother is on the other side of the room dying of laughter.
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hahaha i was working the other day
chad: ah shit, my hair is starting to thin out
hayley (dumb blonde): o really? why?
me: o, he's just losing his winter coat, cuz spring is here
hayley: i think i'm gonna start to lose mine too
hahahah o and whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
a washing machine doesn't follow you around after youput a load in it
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girl- james, you're so two faced, you're like jacklyn and hyde
me- im sorry, what?
girl- youre like jacklyn n hyde!
me- oh, ok
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bah
blondes ar fucking stoopid
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update on retarded blonde activity,
b:whats your last name?
me:i aint tellin you
b: but i want my seat back
(i had taken her spot on the couch and she wanted it back, i told her if she could pronounce my last name she could)
me: go find it and pronounce it.
she comes back and says: its du preez (dooo preeezzz)
me: um no its du preez (do preea)
b: no thats not what the paper said! your retarded and cant even say your name right! so haha
me: ...... um wait r u disagreeing with me on the pronounciation of my last name, in a native tongue of mine and you being the worst speller EVER???
without missing a beat: yeah basically
me: ......
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Blond: Hey, wanna hang out?
Me: I'm sorry, I can't, I promised my dad I would go ICE fishing with him.
Blond: Oh ok. Hey, what kind of boat do you have?
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this thread reminds me of this one time when one of my ex's (who was ironically blond) were on a walk and some cat came out on the path and meowed at us, and she turns to me and says "that cat just barked at me".. haha she was awesome.
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hahahaha i dont get it but its hilarious
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im sitting in class and this blonde picks up a purple marker. she smells it and says "this marker smells like purple"...........
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we had to go around for an icebreaker in my high school Senate class and say an adjective that describes you that also starts with the first letter of your name.
Example, mine was Vivacious Veronica.
The Senior Class Rep's name was Amy, and she was a blond through and through. We finally get to her and she spouts out "Enthusiastic Amy!"
Amy also wanted to go to Yale. She looked at some girl wearing Yale sweats and asked her what "yaaaaa-lay" was.
I'm a natural blond gone brunette and a sophomore in college. Today I got called out by my friends beacuse I forgot how to divide things like 538/876. I was typing it wrong into my calculator and then argued why I was right.
Last night I learned that Pluto wasn't a star.
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whats the difference between a blonde and a misquito
a misqito stpos sucking when u slap it.
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my friend: "that plane is SO much bigger, what are you talking about?!"
(referring to a small float plane in comparrison to a jetliner...jetliner appeared smaller cause it was a helluva lot further away)
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yah speaking of dumbass's... not that i care either, but your the one that is spelling blonde like " blond"....hahahaha, thats pretty rookie to be calling out a girl as being dumb becasue of her hair color and you cant even spell it..ahh hah hah
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i like how you do pronounciations for your phoenetic spelling
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yeah, I kno this chick named chloe. she doesnt know how to blow her nose.
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YES YES! HAHAHA! My friend at school, she's a blond and lives on a farm and she said,
"I'd like to go ice fishing again."
"Well why cant you?"
"Because I don't have a boat."
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a while ago i was explaining to my ex gf about how a motor works and stuff and she replys and said so does this truck have a motor...
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Dude, I think you are the confused one. A planetary nebula is not even close to as dense as a star, and is just clouds of star material that has been blown off by a supernova. Perhaps you are confused and are thinking about a neutron star that is the other remnant of a supernova and is a ball of tightly packed pure neutrons.
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haha I dont know probabaly...I was just saying random shit
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its def throw the pin back at her
and whats tabernac
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me: yeah i went to the mall of america once
blonde: oh isnt that in canada or something?
blonde: how long have you been skiing for?
me: since i was about 2
blonde: so how old are you?
me: im 15
blonde: shit so youve been skiing for like 17 years
me: yeah its been awhi...wait wtf
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