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Tz1080
Posts: 205 - Karma: 24
so i've been in this big debate.. after you take a shit when you wipe your ass, do you stand up or sit down while wiping?

personally i stand.
Mar 13 2007 8:37PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13
stand and lean forward, and go for the around and under the right ass cheek with the right hand.
Mar 13 2007 8:42PM
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Tz1080
Posts: 205 - Karma: 24
basically exactly what i do, i personally think sitting is wierd, and just too hard to get your hand between your ass and the seet..
Mar 13 2007 8:44PM
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Typical
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 83
i stand up and walk over to my rug, sit down again with my cheeks spread and drag myself across the floor.
Mar 13 2007 8:50PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
i'm pretty sure thats what my dog does....
Mar 13 2007 8:54PM
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slaydave
Posts: 1697 - Karma: 62
i cant afford toilet paper so i usually just squeeze one last time really hard and give my ass a good shake...
Mar 13 2007 8:54PM
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andy_boy
Posts: 4434 - Karma: 107
Uh... sit down... always... the seat spreads the cheeks open haha...
Mar 13 2007 8:56PM
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andy_boy
Posts: 4434 - Karma: 107
(And lean forwards...)
Mar 13 2007 8:57PM
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suji.fnacks
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 10
so corny.
Mar 13 2007 8:58PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
go behind and on the right
Mar 13 2007 9:58PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Well I have to stand up because I have a stand that holds my toilet paper and I walk over and rub my butt on it in a similar fashion that a bear scratches its back.
Mar 13 2007 10:01PM
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mothaeast
Posts: 2923 - Karma: 13
yeah, right hand over right side standing up. while sitting is for girls.
Mar 13 2007 10:37PM
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godfrey
Posts: 733 - Karma: 19
i know thats the way to go
Mar 13 2007 10:38PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
i just sit and let the searchbar get up in there nice and deep like, cleans up shop nicely.
Mar 13 2007 10:42PM
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1becker3
Posts: 11 - Karma: 10
it never even occured to me to stand, maybe ill try it.
Mar 14 2007 12:05AM
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d.spong
Posts: 909 - Karma: 8
ever try wipin with your left hand? very difficult
Mar 14 2007 12:11AM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
people actually stand? dont you feel retarded standing up wiping your ass with your pants down around your ankles? i thought everone just leaned to a side to lift one asscheek so they could wipe.
Mar 14 2007 12:30AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
half n half really...i do the beginning dirty work sitting and i finish up standing
Mar 14 2007 12:35AM
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Silister
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
Never thought to stand... definitely sitting, leaning forward, right hand and clean er good.
Mar 14 2007 12:38AM
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sconnyFC
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 76
standing is for children under 6. just like pulling your pants to your ankles to piss.
Mar 14 2007 12:44AM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
hahah theres some classic old threads on this topic..
I used to kinda stabd up a lil, like crouching and leaning I guess.. but now I just remain seated and whipe, much easier now.
Mar 14 2007 12:49AM
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xAtticusx
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
stand and crouch kinda
Mar 14 2007 1:19AM
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cmeriptahoe
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 12
its not like a full stand. its just really to get the ass off the seat so there is room to wipe. i would still say its a seated position just then angle is more than 90 degrees at the knees. maybe somewhere around 114. haha.
Mar 14 2007 1:33AM
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