Replying to Crazy trick idea

ok hear me out. it would be so crazy it you go to hit rail 50/50 but when you pop of the lip you would have a wider stance wider then the rail kindof like if waited 1 second you would nut yourself. then you would slip your poles underneath your skis so they are horizontal if your skis were verticle and slide the rail on your poles. yah it would take so much balls to do cause you only have 2 flimsy poles between you and nutting yourself. You would probly need solid steel poles yea it would be so sick