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Don't shave your pubes!

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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
so basically on a spur of the moment whim i decided to shave my entire bush like 4 days ago. baaaad idea. i suppose you're supposed to shave down instead of up or something, but starting from 24 hours after the deed was done i got the rawest looking razor burn ever. like massive red bumps that hurt super bad when they were pressed up against my belt buckle, wow. so moral of the story: shaving your pubes sucks ass
Mar 12 2007 4:45PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
ive seen similar pics so many times but it still amazes me that ur body is just being eaten away and u still keep doning it
Mar 12 2007 9:17PM
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Silister
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
Shaving WITH the grain makes all the difference
Mar 12 2007 9:17PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
That's when you know that yer' dumber 'en a sack uh horse shit.
Mar 12 2007 9:18PM
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TheWiseCracker
Posts: 129 - Karma: 10
oh fuck!
Mar 12 2007 9:25PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
shit son!
Mar 12 2007 9:25PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186

that made my dick hurt

Mar 12 2007 9:48PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
top this.
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Mar 12 2007 9:52PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
[IMG]http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/17/robosaurus_wideweb__430x279.jpg[IMG/]
Mar 12 2007 9:56PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
last try....

[IMG] http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/17/robosaurus_wideweb__430x279.jpg [IMG/]
Mar 12 2007 9:57PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
Really last try, I think I have it right this time

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Mar 12 2007 10:01PM
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killabees
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Mar 12 2007 10:06PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
this guy doesnt shave and look at him
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Mar 12 2007 10:06PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Haha
Mar 12 2007 10:08PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
what a happy man
Mar 12 2007 10:51PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Until the heart attack he gets not two seconds after this photo.
Mar 12 2007 10:53PM
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HHB
Posts: 683 - Karma: 14
wtf does a giant buffalo have to do with it
Mar 12 2007 10:54PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
*wink wink* *nudge nudge*

Oh yeah nawmsayin?
Mar 12 2007 10:56PM
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HHB
Posts: 683 - Karma: 14
if were throwing up random pictures now...

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Mar 12 2007 10:57PM
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CMF
Posts: 1918 - Karma: 16
i just spit mt. dew allover the place
Mar 12 2007 10:59PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
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CLick that muhfuggin' shit

Mar 12 2007 11:01PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Wtf does a giant buffalo not have to do with it? And that moving picture is hysterical, I loved Star Fox!
Mar 12 2007 11:07PM
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East.
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 128
hahahah i barely read the post and just looked at the pictures. dinosaur and buffalo are fucking hilarious.
Mar 13 2007 12:04AM
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hendriab
Posts: 990 - Karma: 404
no way either while your in the shower or right after...the hot water helps a bunch...and a scissors works money if your good at it...its like a bonzi tree...
Mar 13 2007 12:22AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
wow guys sweet hahaha
why would you shave it, so it looks bigger??????
Mar 13 2007 12:24AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Not nasty as fuck for girls who go down on you.
Less uncomfortable for her during regular sex.
Yeah, it does make it look bigger. I'm not complaining.
Looks better in general.
There's probably other reasons but I'm tired and lazy right now.


Mar 13 2007 12:32AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
yeah it looks way bigger...

plus i'd like to stick to the dental floss provided by the dentist. thanks.
Mar 13 2007 12:37AM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
keepin em trimmed is good, completely shaving is bad, mad itchy
Mar 13 2007 12:41AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Just shaved, and I'm totally fine. Use the tips above, and in the L.M. No shaving upwards dumbfucks... Go with the grain...
Mar 13 2007 12:58AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
yeah youre fine....for now.

tomorrow morning you'll be back here with a quote reply. unless you've done it before a bunch of times...
Mar 13 2007 1:05AM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
so just go down, yes?
Mar 13 2007 1:10AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
hopefully don't have a girlfriend
Mar 13 2007 1:13AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
I find going down gets a lot of stubble, I go diagonally and it's not too bad... personal preference.
Mar 13 2007 1:47AM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
You ghave to think about it using the peppy voice.
Mar 13 2007 6:32PM
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PacificRimJob
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Mar 13 2007 6:39PM
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derick
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
just trim with sissors
Mar 13 2007 6:41PM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
haha yesss

that works even better ive been told
Mar 13 2007 6:48PM
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slaydave
Posts: 1697 - Karma: 62
wow i didnt know shaving your pubes was so... "in" right now...
Mar 13 2007 7:02PM
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@iles
Posts: 250 - Karma: 12
yup
Mar 13 2007 8:14PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
You guys shave the sack too?  How the hell would you do that?
Mar 13 2007 8:18PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,467
a magnifying glass, tweezers, and skill
Mar 13 2007 8:37PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Mad skillz.
Next time you're in the shower, think about it. Not too hard. I'm not going to explain it because explaining the male scrotum in detail just isn't my thing.
Mar 13 2007 9:13PM
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davyjones
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
i bought those buzzer things people cut hair with...they do a good job
Mar 13 2007 9:23PM
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toominator
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Mar 14 2007 12:38AM
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Goody
Posts: 30 - Karma: 10
just use nair
Mar 14 2007 12:53AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 29,989
I actually ONLY shave the sack...

You're FAR less likely to get razorburn, and if you go about it right, you wont cut it or anything.. especially if you use a fresh razor..
Mar 14 2007 4:07PM
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RastaSkier9
Posts: 1563 - Karma: 15
That dog just beat petey o in the halfpipe, take that triple flip!
Mar 14 2007 4:23PM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
virgin
Mar 14 2007 4:41PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Haha, I love how that's a pretty harsh insult on NS...

"Virgin!"
"Oh shit, no you didn't! Just wait 'til I get my boys, dick!"

Mar 14 2007 4:46PM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
just an update, they did grow back a little and now it's a pretty freeing experience. i'm getting some head for steak and a blowjob day today so i'll see if it gets a good review from my girlfriend, she said she liked the sex better without a bush in the way. i'll keep shaving it, but just with the grain and with a sharper razor. the last one i used was an old mach 3 that wasn't the sharpest. i just gotta learn the ways
Mar 14 2007 4:46PM
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Kazen
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Mar 14 2007 5:13PM
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