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Don't shave your pubes!

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fourdskate
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so basically on a spur of the moment whim i decided to shave my entire bush like 4 days ago. baaaad idea. i suppose you're supposed to shave down instead of up or something, but starting from 24 hours after the deed was done i got the rawest looking razor burn ever. like massive red bumps that hurt super bad when they were pressed up against my belt buckle, wow. so moral of the story: shaving your pubes sucks ass
Mar 12 2007 4:45PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
bhahahahahahahha
Mar 12 2007 4:46PM
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punk_rider
Posts: 2327 - Karma: 10
why shave HERE?
Mar 12 2007 4:48PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Yeah I tried that once, same results.
Mar 12 2007 4:48PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
LADIES MEN.

I trim using a razor and I've never had it that bad. Definitely do get red bump action, but it's not a big deal and definitely worth the appreciation of, well, every girl you hook up with from here on out.
Mar 12 2007 4:48PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
haha you fool!! just trim... dont shav'er all off.
Mar 12 2007 4:49PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
hahaha. i shave my every couple of days. i dont like the feel of the bush buring my dick. first time i tried it i shaved up. worst idea i ever had. i was miserable for about a week and it was awkward walking funny around my mom cuz she was so curious as to what was wrong
Mar 12 2007 4:49PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Before I realized trimming was the way of the future I shaved and it was hell... my mom asked me at least three times why the Gold Bond bottle had gone from nearly full to completely empty in the course of a week.
Mar 12 2007 4:51PM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
luckily my girlfriend doesn't care much as to the state of them, as long as it isn't outta control. so i'm just gonna stick to trimming
Mar 12 2007 4:52PM
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siversex
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Mar 12 2007 4:53PM
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Kazen
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
Owned much.
Mar 12 2007 4:55PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
I would be so afraid to trim with that, Jesus... I would probably end up desexing myself.
Mar 12 2007 4:56PM
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almostaskier
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wouldn't be much of a change! ZING!

im sorry... im currently drugged on some intense cough medicine.
Mar 12 2007 4:58PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Haha, sick.. Robitussin is some fun shit. Never taken enough to trip, I think I'm just resistant to it because last time I dropped 600mg (two full bottles)... oh well. Enjoy, but for the record, if my dick got cut off the moon would start orbiting Earth again because, despite popular belief, it's been circling me since I hit puberty. ZING! Haha...
Mar 12 2007 5:02PM
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killabees
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Mar 12 2007 5:17PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
SHIT
Mar 12 2007 5:18PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
That's funny shit!!! Good one.
Mar 12 2007 5:27PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
yea no kidding asshat.
Mar 12 2007 5:28PM
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HHB
Posts: 683 - Karma: 14
hahah newb.
Mar 12 2007 5:38PM
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BargainBinLaden
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Mar 12 2007 5:45PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
alright listen... there are a million threads on this here, but I'll add my 2 cents to this one.

1. Make sure you are using a good, sharp razor. (Mach 3, Fusion etc.)
2. Shave gel (obviously...)
3. Shave right before you take a shower or in the shower.
4. Sideways strokes or diagonal-upwards. Never directly up.

Also only shave like 2-3 times per week. NEVER over short, stiff stubble.

Then this is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:
Dry and apply Neosporin to the area. You know, the antibacterial cut and scrape cream. It works wonders. Helps to keep out the bacteria and keep the area from getting dry.
Mar 12 2007 5:53PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
yeah not a cool idea. kinda weird if you ask me, i'd never do it. just trim. and this thread kind of reminds me of the DO NOT SHAVE YOUR ASSHAIR thread.
Mar 12 2007 5:55PM
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user098123
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Mar 12 2007 5:59PM
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LostValleyPowMan
Posts: 820 - Karma: 17
bummer bro... use shaving cream... it will be better in like a week though... after a few more shaves
Mar 12 2007 6:03PM
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HHB
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Mar 12 2007 6:06PM
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HHB
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Trim your bush
Mar 12 2007 6:07PM
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mothaeast
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Mar 12 2007 6:11PM
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TechnoPotamus
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you're one gross ass fuck. good luck getting girls...ever.
Mar 12 2007 6:14PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
just keep shavin and it doesn't hurt after a while
Mar 12 2007 6:19PM
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HHB
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Mar 12 2007 6:22PM
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CabDoctor
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second that
Mar 12 2007 6:41PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
dude, down instead of up, and baby powder helps a ton, after you do it the first week or so, it's totally awesome. and it never huts again
Mar 12 2007 6:42PM
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killabees
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yes once theres no skin
Mar 12 2007 6:49PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Mar 12 2007 6:51PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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pictures are funny
Mar 12 2007 6:52PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
ewwww fuck dude.


and trimming is best imo.
Mar 12 2007 6:53PM
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Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
dude is that a scythe?
Mar 12 2007 6:54PM
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ECGove
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Mar 12 2007 6:58PM
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CabDoctor
Posts: 602 - Karma: 9
chicks do it, and they're fine
Mar 12 2007 7:00PM
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killabees
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Mar 12 2007 7:01PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
^^winner
Mar 12 2007 7:16PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
that is fucked up
Mar 12 2007 7:17PM
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killabees
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sarcasum? cause it didnt show up

Mar 12 2007 7:18PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
ya, i did it not to long ago and it hurts like shit.
Mar 12 2007 7:21PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
just click it
Mar 12 2007 7:21PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
learn how to shave your pubes you fucken n00b

this thread looked dope when i quickly scrolled through it, im gunna have to examine.
Mar 12 2007 7:23PM
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49566738265
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i shave, the chicks love it
Mar 12 2007 7:24PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
i posted it...
Mar 12 2007 7:30PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Haha, the random pictures stuck into the thread are fucking amazing.
Mar 12 2007 8:50PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
i have those exact fuckin same scissors...wow
Mar 12 2007 8:51PM
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brennanmidwest
Posts: 925 - Karma: 13
never had bad razor burn from it..
Mar 12 2007 8:53PM
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