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Mskier91
Posts: 350 - Karma: 11
Wanaka new zealand local places second at final stop of ski tour only to be labled an ...

http://freeskier.com/freeskier/news.php?news_id=948
Mar 11 2007 9:09PM
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Stan_Darsh
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 185
what? aussie?
Mar 11 2007 9:12PM
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ThaLetterM.
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ouch..."new zealand is right next to old zealand"
Mar 11 2007 9:15PM
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andrewhathaway
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isnt he from australia?
Mar 11 2007 9:20PM
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spere
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haha, oh well.
at least he got second, first comp after injury. not bad
Mar 11 2007 9:26PM
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moneygnarsteez3
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i dont understand, but he is from n.z.
Mar 11 2007 9:45PM
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mothaeast
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no, hes from NZ...

New Zealand was named after Zeeland, the island in Denmark that Copenhagen is on (name means literally, Sea-Land) And there is a Zealand in england, but it doesnt have any realtion to New Zealand
Love those fun facts.
Mar 11 2007 9:49PM
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godbout
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jossi is frome australia what r u guys talking about ahahah
Mar 11 2007 9:57PM
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andrewhathaway
Posts: 279 - Karma: 367
dude.. im pretty sure hes from australia
Mar 11 2007 10:16PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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hes NZ
Mar 11 2007 10:26PM
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WestCoast_Hitman
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It could have been worse they could have said he was from Quebec.
Mar 11 2007 10:29PM
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Skipig25
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it makes perfect sense. "Jossie" rhymes with "Aussie"

too bad they screwed them both up
Mar 11 2007 10:31PM
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Mskier91
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yea, for real
Mar 11 2007 10:54PM
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espong1321
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thats gotta be some kind of insult
Mar 11 2007 11:09PM
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toominator
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Unbeknown to many, Jossi actually hails from Peru.
Mar 12 2007 2:38AM
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spere
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^ya, and tanner is from africa
Mar 12 2007 2:40AM
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michael_bc
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WRONG

New Zealand is named after the Dutch province of Zeeland, the 2nd most powerful province at the time. At that time Australia was called New Holland, after the strongest province, but they only decided to keep the name for New Zealand.

LOOK IT UP.
Mar 12 2007 5:08AM
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Calb3rt
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i always thought dutch people were from denmark...
Mar 12 2007 5:59AM
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michael_bc
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haha :)  :D hilarious!!
Mar 12 2007 6:59AM
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australianjibber
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jossie is a kiwi
aka a new zealander
and calling an aussie a new zealander and vice versa is nearly as bad as when a canadian is called an american
just to put it into perspective for you
Mar 12 2007 9:51AM
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Mskier91
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exactly what I have been trying to say
Mar 12 2007 6:13PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
Im from Australia and im almost positive Jossi is from Wanaka, NZ.
Mar 12 2007 6:41PM
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andrewhathaway
Posts: 279 - Karma: 367
i think you guys are all retarted. he is clearly from austrailia.. dont you hear his accent?
Mar 12 2007 6:45PM
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shoenice22
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hes from fucking new zealand
Mar 12 2007 7:33PM
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shoenice22
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http://www.freeskier.co.nz/dispatches/news1.html#14jan07
Mar 12 2007 7:35PM
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linkin_rossi
Posts: 46 - Karma: 10
he is frome antartica obviously
Mar 12 2007 7:38PM
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linkin_rossi
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he is frome antartica obviously
Mar 12 2007 7:38PM
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poofartpee
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word
Mar 12 2007 8:18PM
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Calb3rt
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you mean "Defense of Fort McHenry."?
Mar 12 2007 11:36PM
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DHogg
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mad insult
Mar 13 2007 1:39AM
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Calb3rt
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but if the poem is read to the tune of, say "The Anacreontic Song" would it not then become the star spangled banner?
Mar 13 2007 1:53AM
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Calb3rt
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you mean my superb googling ablity where wikipedia is the first source? im glad you find this all as amusing as i have, thank you drew. me thinks we should do this again sometime.
Mar 13 2007 2:04AM
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DopeSauce
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Ahhh, bloody austrailians always trying to claim our stuff! they took pavlova, some racehorse, BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE JOSSI!
Mar 13 2007 2:31AM
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jos-in-nz
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NZNZNZNZNZNZNZNNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZNZ
Mar 13 2007 5:46AM
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jos-in-nz
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oi hath and alexi, when i find you im guna break ur legs and call you a canadian and an american!ha take that!
Mar 13 2007 5:47AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
^ great stuff at the skitour @ squaw man..nice run.
Mar 13 2007 6:49AM
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Mskier91
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I called my australian history teacher a kiwi today and he got pissed
Mar 13 2007 8:15PM
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berryhill
Posts: 442 - Karma: 21
ha, the funny thing is i had the Aussie, kiwi convo with jossi, and he told me that you don't wanna call an Aussie or kiwi or a kiwi an aussie, that's one way not to make friends
Mar 13 2007 9:28PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
NZ!

I randomly sat next to Jossi's dad and little bro (bo i think?) on the plane out to UT on Wednesday. I was watching skiing videos and then we got to talking about the Superpipe comp. Really nice people!
Mar 13 2007 9:47PM
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Lax_Bro40
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he cant be from NZ he doesnt have those badass facial tats that the mauris have
Mar 13 2007 9:52PM
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nitsua
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wat is a kiwi?
Mar 13 2007 9:57PM
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Calb3rt
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Mar 14 2007 6:35AM
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mothaeast
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Oh shit you got me. Dyslexia/bad memory took over on that one, thanks for correcting me... I did get the rest right though.
Mar 14 2007 5:14PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
wrong..

a kiwi is an animal. you posted a kiwifruit.
Mar 14 2007 6:22PM
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triebby
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that would explain why he is always trying to act like he is a black gangster
Mar 14 2007 6:26PM
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australianjibber
Posts: 530 - Karma: -22
fuck i could go some kiwi fruit right now after seeing that
but the name nickname 'kiwi' for those hailing from NZ comes from the bird, pictured above
Mar 14 2007 9:31PM
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cab_D
Posts: 1602 - Karma: 51
Ay bro, put the beers in the chlly bun and git un the Suubaru and get some fush and chups. Hahahah, oh not even Al.
Mar 14 2007 10:00PM
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tori
Posts: 504 - Karma: 13
They'r there, they've just faded like the rest of his skin. Hes actually an albino maori.
i.e really really white.

Mar 14 2007 11:38PM
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