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How to convince your mountain to build a park
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My mountain is run by a bunch of conservative faggots. So how do you convince them to build a park so you don't have to spend 2 hours making an in-run and a jump?
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do all the work, i bet they are just lazy
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well first talk to a manager and tell them how much more draw it would bring and so on, if that doesnt work then make a bunch of sketchy jibs on the sides of the trails and when asked about them say that if you had a park then you wouldnt have to take such measures
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yeah im gonna build a 30ft jump with a small ass shovel... not
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like make a sketchy tree jib! lol thx for the pointers! make a jump into the plaza and see if people will hit it... hit up some rails while people are trying to get their lift tickets.
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crystal has too many old people who would hate more park skiers there but i am for it. good luck
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Go on strike and storm into the managers office with a bunch of local kids.
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thats what i was thinking too! And i thought about making a random huge jump in the base area so tht if u went off it u would land on cement just to annoy them
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yeah thats what we did, made like a 6 foot tall booter right in the middle of the racecorse run, so this year they put in some rails, and made this real gay 8 foot long jump, i guess its better than nothing.
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I cant imagine they dont know how big the freestyle skiing/snowboarding insustry has become, so i bet they arent making a park for some other reason.
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they said they dont wanna compete with Summit-at-Snoqualmie but thats bullshit. Every mountain in Utah are competing against each other and they all have parks.
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ill talk to my dad, hes ex-crystal ski patrol and he knows fucking EVERYONE whos an old timer who works at crystal including the head of ski patrol and such.
i didnt know crystal didnt have a park lol its a pretty big resort now isnt it?
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Sweet dude see if he can do anything. and yeah crystal has great terrain. but their missing the park scene.
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haha bakers park is so sad this year cause they dont maintain it if they get like 12 inches of snow or something so all we have is this tiny little jump line of like 8 foot jumps that i can barely 5 off of
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Avila's park this year is.. sick as hell like usual
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get on your knees and bl-beg
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