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yesterday somebody put this kids shirt in the toilet, so after gym me and my friend saw it and i decided to pee all over it, we go to a private school so it was a white dress shirt, and my piss made it completely yellow. about 45 minutes later somebody came up to me and told me it was a kid at my school named Mike Mallots shirt, this scared the shit out of me because he is insainly hard core, and loves UFC, he does like 100 different martial arts, so he found out that i pissed all over his shirt, so i feared for my life the rest of the day, he came in to lunch with the most annoyed face in the world, i couldnt stop laughing the rest of the day
I was staying at a condo and I went to the pool. There was no more space in the locker room so I took what looked like an old shirt that had been there for days and threw it out of the locker so I could use the space. It landed in the urinal behind me. It got pissed on. I had a laugh and came back an hour later after relaxing in the hot tub after a long day of skiing and it's still there. I didn't think much of it until I was dressed and about to leave. This huge guy with even bigger muscles walks in looking for his shirt. He starts describing it to someone in the locker room. It's the shirt in the urinal. I got the fuck out of there as fast as possible without being conspicuous before he saw it.
yesterday i had the most fun day at school eevr. i dropped 3 tabs o some nice white blotter right befor 1st peroid.(this was my easy day) and i had quite the adventure all day. in chem the whjole floor turned to one big sick picture of swilry colors