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can poo comunicate?

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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
so this one time I was suposed to go to my girlfriends house... but I totally forgot and was just wandering around my house... and yea then I had to poo really bad, so I went in, sat down, pinched one out... looked down, and there in the middle of the bowl was a floating turd, in the shape of a perfect 's'. my girlfriends name is Stacey... like with an 's'. so I was like... oh crap... yes... I have to go visit stacey... so I was wondering if anyone else has seen messages in their crap?


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Jun 29 2003 5:29PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
Never had any messages in my crap.


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Jun 29 2003 5:37PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Messages in cereal, yes. Poo, no.


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Jun 29 2003 5:38PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
when i get diarrhea it tells me not to eat macdonalds again but i dont listen


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Jun 29 2003 5:40PM
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Mear-Focuz
Posts: 585 - Karma: 11
It doesn't mean stacey. It means you've got to learn how to slide an s-rail stylishly next winter.


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Jun 29 2003 5:44PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
hey hey! it did mean stacey. it did.
but dave....thank you for forgetting me. asshole. teehee.

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Jun 29 2003 5:46PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
you my friend, are an idiot

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Jun 29 2003 5:48PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
only when u drink too much
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Jun 29 2003 6:19PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
my poo always makes l's. Hmmm.

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Jun 29 2003 7:02PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
you guys have boreing poos.


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I like dead kittens.
Jun 29 2003 9:56PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i guess i have a lot of c's too. CL hmm. Clitoris? No I dont have one of those. Clean? Maybe it means clean my ass cause I forgot to wipe. Somethin like that.

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Jun 29 2003 10:01PM
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stephen_beast
Posts: 2570 - Karma: 21
i make cool logos and drawings then one day i am gonna take my digital camera and photograph them all and createa library and sell them to people who want cool logos for hockey teams and cool ski companys and stuff


because pink is the new black
Jun 30 2003 12:41AM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
poo is brown... unless there is blood in it.
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Jun 30 2003 1:11AM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
yeah i get a lot of messages i play connect the dots with the corn in my poop, and the corn is re-usuable to you can pick it out and re cook it

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Jun 30 2003 12:16PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
well if your not shitting that tells you youre constipated
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Jun 30 2003 12:23PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i had a question mark poo onetime

that was kinda weird


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Jun 30 2003 1:44PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
your question mark poop was probably due to the jizz deposited in your anus the night before. your poo was like 'what the fuck is this!?'



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Jun 30 2003 1:59PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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the snow gives me messages to ski

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Jun 30 2003 2:37PM
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