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Life lesson

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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
dont fuckni drink 4 24's and swallow chew iits no fucking good i swear to god y ou will regret drinking and will puke 10 time in your toilet while you sister goes and skateboards
DONT DO IT its fucking horrible and wyou will be liek fuk why the fuck did i sddrink at 1 aclock in teh day no fuck ing joke dude
Mar 7 2007 7:01PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
or just dont do chew at all
Mar 7 2007 7:03PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Here's another life lesson, go to school and learn how to spell.
Mar 7 2007 7:04PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
you knwo what fuck you and your fuicking dead mom in the ass
im like 6feet tall im just tryin to give some niggas a lesson of life to not even go there and stay away or youll end up like my with my head on the floor puking shit out
Mar 7 2007 7:05PM
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killabees
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 but i dont own a skatboard... or a sister
Mar 7 2007 7:09PM
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Holden27
Posts: 302 - Karma: 10
dont shoot yourself in the foot, it hurts
Mar 7 2007 7:10PM
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akerbacker
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uh wow.. ur retarded

Mar 7 2007 7:15PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
i saw this thread title, and the creator of it on the forum page.  i thought to myself, "what kind of life lesson could 1080skierguy, possibly teach us."  well, my intuition was correct.
Mar 7 2007 7:16PM
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unchyll
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you kbnow what did i ask for your OPINION!?
Mar 7 2007 7:16PM
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RunDMc
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don't smoke in bed
Mar 7 2007 7:17PM
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Holden27
Posts: 302 - Karma: 10
this thread is retarded, congrats you lose at the internet
Mar 7 2007 7:17PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
fuck you blastious fucking sucks compared to charziard
Mar 7 2007 7:19PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
and thats  why pickles are crunchy
Mar 7 2007 7:20PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
your not fucking funy
fuck matt damyon
Mar 7 2007 7:23PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
Now children dont hate. Its his life choice to not know how to spell. Drinking till you can't stand is a perfectly good hobby by NS standards!
Mar 7 2007 7:23PM
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coloski20
Posts: 115 - Karma: 10
1080skierguy is the shit....fuck these teenie boppers from the east coast up.
Mar 7 2007 7:24PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
YEA fucking tahnk you for the support
fuck you immatuer ass holes that think talking shit on the interenet is the coolest thing since sliced bread
Mar 7 2007 7:26PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
respekt nigga... respekt
Mar 7 2007 7:26PM
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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117
Correction sir that is a squirtle..
Mar 7 2007 7:27PM
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coloski20
Posts: 115 - Karma: 10
haha what did i say
Mar 7 2007 7:27PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
well squirtle would get his ass handed to him by my charzard
he's only first additon
Mar 7 2007 7:28PM
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suji.fnacks
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theres a secret to life, you'll know it when you're through
Mar 7 2007 7:29PM
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elk.
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that becuase charzard is a fully evovled creature you see squirtle is only first stage mang if it was a blastoise it would pwn becuase he has water skillz and charzard is fire
Mar 7 2007 7:29PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
yea tuche nigga
but what if there is so much fire that it evaporates thewater
what the fuck is blastiouse gonna do then
Mar 7 2007 7:32PM
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Mod
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But pikachu owns both of them because pikachu can't loose.
Mar 7 2007 7:32PM
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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117
JUMP ON YOU WITH HIS TUMMY AND SMUSH CHARZARDS LITTLE BITCH NECK
Mar 7 2007 7:33PM
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coloski20
Posts: 115 - Karma: 10
hahahahaha that is the funniest shit ever
Mar 7 2007 7:33PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
nooooooooooooo
thats not even a fucking pokemons move so dont try htat shit
trust me
i jsut taught my sisters 10 year old boy friend how to fucking masterbate
im pretty much a hero and an idol
Mar 7 2007 7:34PM
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killabees
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you jacked off a 10 year old
you cant say anything to back that up thats nasty
Mar 7 2007 7:38PM
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elk.
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Ok dude the SEISMIC TOSS AND THE BODY SLAM ARE BOTH POKEMON MOVES BUT BUT BUT YOU MUST FIND THE SPEICAL TM43 AND TM 24 IN THE EVER GREEN FOREST IN EVER GREEN CITY TO OBTAIN THE THE MANUEVERS TO PWN CHARZARD.... So what you gonna say now ?
Mar 7 2007 7:40PM
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coloski20
Posts: 115 - Karma: 10
you children actually know this pokemon shit?
Mar 7 2007 7:41PM
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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117

^^^^^^why you jealous becuase your child hood memories have been lost from your daddy spanking you ?
Mar 7 2007 7:43PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
i didnt jack him off faggot i simply showed him the motion to obtain a busted nut
Mar 7 2007 7:43PM
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killabees
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nope not gana fly in my book you already said you jacked him off and ate out his ass hole.... you perv. dont go near my children

Mar 7 2007 7:45PM
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coloski20
Posts: 115 - Karma: 10
i spent my childhood reaving havoc around town, not being a little nerd playing with pokemon
Mar 7 2007 7:46PM
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elk.
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 117
well then you simply could have stole pokemon cards from other kids whil causing havoc and getting knowledge
Mar 7 2007 7:47PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
EDition, not ADDition you dumb fuck
Mar 7 2007 7:49PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
fuck you faggot public enemys fucking suck
Mar 7 2007 8:00PM
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killabees
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hmm nofin to say to my comment? or ur thinking bout it
Mar 7 2007 8:02PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
dude if you where a younngin and i showed you you would consider me as a saint
Mar 7 2007 8:08PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
you are a saint... arnt you?
Mar 7 2007 8:09PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
of course
Mar 7 2007 8:10PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
whats another way to spell "lip cancer"?
c-h-e-w (or d-i-p)
Mar 7 2007 8:15PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
damn if you hadda showed up earlier I could have made a catagorey in the NS Member Awards that you would have taken for sure, biggest NS Phoney/Doucebag!
Mar 7 2007 8:34PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
ahahahaha wow your so fucking funny
Mar 7 2007 8:39PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
My buddy ate a cig once, we laughed for a long ass time, then even more the next morning when we were finally sobered up.
Mar 7 2007 10:50PM
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C.J.
Posts: 5460 - Karma: 72
you don't have to ask, its a forum. You get our opinion regardless.
Mar 7 2007 11:07PM
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smknbud420stoner
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i think you need to spend more time with a spelling tutor and less time swallowing chew. and what does your sister rideing a sk8 have to do with anything.
Mar 7 2007 11:45PM
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eheath
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Life lesson: When you puke, just drink another beer you pansy.
Mar 7 2007 11:48PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
actually......its Squirtle, first form, then Wartortle, then Blastoise. jeez mang.
Mar 7 2007 11:53PM
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suji.fnacks
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or all the pot i smoke
Mar 8 2007 10:06AM
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