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RAP BATTLE AGAINST ME IF YO CAN

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ilovemybitch
Posts: 189 - Karma: 10
Y'all heard it. So if you think you're strong enough to make up some rhymes and beat me go ahead. I'm always waitin lil G's response too...
Mar 7 2007 2:29PM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
me and Biggie just made this one

As I grab the glock, put it to your headpiece
One in the chamber, the safety is off release
Straight at your dome homes, I wanna see cabbage
Biggie Smalls the savage, doin your brain cells much damage
Teflon is the material for the imperial
mic ripper girl stripper the Henny sipper
I drop lyrics off and on like a lightswitch
Quick to grab the right bitch and make her drive
the Q-45, glocks and tecs are expected when I wreck shit
Respect is collected, so check it
I got techniques drippin out my buttcheeks
Sleep on my stomach so I don't fuck up my sheets, huh
My shit is deep, deeper than my grave G
I'm ready to die and nobody can save me
Fuck the world, fuck my moms and my girl
My life is played out like a jheri curl, I'm ready to die

As I sit back and look when I used to be a crook
Doin whatever it took from snatchin chains to pocketbooks
A big BAD motherfucker on the wrong road
I got some drugs tried to get the avenue sold
I want it all from the Rolexes
to the Lexus gettin paid, is all I expected
My mother didn't give me what I want, what the fuck?
Now I got a glock, makin motherfuckers duck
Shit is real, and hungry's how I feel
I rob and steal because that money got that whip appeal
Kickin niggaz down the steps just for rep
Any repercussion lead to niggaz gettin wet
The infrared's at your head real steady
You better grab your guns cause I'm ready, ready

I'm ready to die!
(Nah we ain't gon' kill your ass yet)
(We gonna make you suffer)

In a sec I throw the tec to your fuckin neck
Everybody hit the deck, Biggie bout to get some wreck
Quick to leave you in a coffin, for slick talkin
You better act like CeCe, and keep on walkin
When I hit ya, I split ya to the white meat
You swung on like you slumber right you fell to the conrete
Your face, my feet, they meet, we're stompin
I'm rippin MC's from Tallahassee, to Compton
Biggie Smalls on a higher plane
Niggaz say I'm strange deranged because I put the 12 gauge to your brain
Make your shit splatter
Mix the blood like batter then my pocket gets fatter
after the hit, leave you on the street with your neck split
down your backbone to where your motherfuckin cheek drip
The shit I kick, rip it through the vest
Biggie Smalls passin any test, I'm ready to die!

I'm ready
(Time to go, we gonna put you out your misery motherfucker)
Niggaz definitely know what time it is
The Notorious one in full effect
for ninety-three!
Suicidal, I'm ready!

(Now I lay me down to sleep)
Yeah
(Pray the Lord my soul to keep)
(If I should die before I wake)
(I pray the Lord my soul to take)
(Cause I'm ready to die)

(All y'all motherfuckers come with me if you want to)

(Biggie Smalls the biggest man)
(Rockin on and on in ninety-three, Easy Mo Bee)
(Third Eye, and the rest of the Bad Boy fam)
(I don't wanna see no cryin at my funeral)
Mar 7 2007 2:38PM
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rocMALONEYphotos
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 661
http://www.b-boys.com

go there if you wanna battle people
Mar 7 2007 2:38PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
roses are red
violets are blue
you're really retarded
and i hate you.

i win!
Mar 7 2007 2:44PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
hahaha or...

roses are red
violets are blue
i'm not a rapper
and neither are you
Mar 7 2007 3:39PM
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ilovemybitch
Posts: 189 - Karma: 10
Notorious BIG nigga. You suck at that...
Mar 7 2007 5:11PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
Bz up cz down,cz up side down, bz up uptown,
Bz up downtown, cz down in btown, bz up in btown, only time I say b down wen they b tryin b down, I rep 1 4 red an I rock btown, RB back streets,stand up and breathe now, so if u blood nigga start throwin them cz down, fuck that, the whole hood start throwin them cz down, start throin them b�z up, thro RB up, back streets till u die, start rollin dat weed up, if u need sum trees that�s wut got re-up, we got no love for ya ass if u throwin them cz up, see around here them cz don�t rock, fuck goin to tha bookin�z, around here the dz git knocked, cz we, Keep them blocks and we pop back cottles, so come to the block an watch a crab git dropped.

Mar 7 2007 5:16PM
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RockandRollTroll
Posts: 1155 - Karma: 7
Sit Back and pay attention bitch your about to learn the truth. RockAndRollTroll, the rap slayer leavin' your head hanging like a ballot in a flordia voting booth. Now please, don't give up already. That punk Willy's about to steal a rhyme from the Crew entitled: Rock Steady. Now if MC-cing was an artform and microphones were handguns, I would leave you shot up like that Catrina Storm over and over again like andy Griffith re-runs. Dem Franchize Boyz ain't got nothing on me; while they are banging in "dey" white tee, I'm out earning my high school degree. So rethink what you said man; I basically destroyed you on a level so similar to the beatdown of the Native-American Sioux.
Mar 7 2007 5:28PM
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ilovemybitch
Posts: 189 - Karma: 10
This is to lil G:


When i start out writtin my battle i kan already tell its gonna be an easy kill,
as im sittin here writtin these lyrics that are o so ill,
my rhymes are poetic they are o so real,
his rhymes are pathetic hes da kind that would neva get a deal,
ive seen his lyrics dey fake wack n gay,
i kan beat thizz man wit one line any day,
my flowz are like a gun deyll blow out ur mind like an ak,
he be da type dat suk dik in da corners n get no pay,
his mom keeps sendin me messages on myspace,
complainin to me sayin, "How kome im not on ur top 8",
i be like bitch shut da fuk up n pay me my money,
she put it in my hand diz shit be funny,
battlin aint nuttin to me but u still a rookie obviously,
i already won this battle n i kan say dat honestly,
lets see u write a rhyme but it wont compare to mine,
remember dizz like a kodak moment as i spit a few lines,
Mar 7 2007 5:36PM
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ilovemybitch
Posts: 189 - Karma: 10
so I'ma gonna be waitin for ur response if ur not a puss
Mar 7 2007 5:46PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
your truely retarted or did u not read that HIM + Biggie made that
Mar 7 2007 5:55PM
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ilovemybitch
Posts: 189 - Karma: 10
come on nigga. Drop a rhyme
Mar 7 2007 6:20PM
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ilovemybitch
Posts: 189 - Karma: 10
I guess Lil G pussied out when he saw my rhymes.............
Mar 8 2007 10:39AM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
you got a corny name
this thread is lame
your bitch, i'm about to tame
Mar 8 2007 10:42AM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
lolololz
Mar 8 2007 10:43AM
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ilovemybitch
Posts: 189 - Karma: 10
wow, we have a real MC here.
Mar 8 2007 10:43AM
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thefilmerguy
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 55
haha thats a funny little flow
Mar 8 2007 10:45AM
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ilovemybitch
Posts: 189 - Karma: 10
^thanks.

And here's another one that I made 2 days ago that'll be directed to mista bhoodpe7.


I'm a Canada boy
so nigga i don't play.
I'll rip your fucking jaw off and
leave you with nothing to say.
Om my god I can't belive this nigga agreed
to battle me,what a stupid motherfucker.
This nigga would pussy probaly take off running
like camron whe jimmy got jumped at he the rucker.
You can't beat me bitch and
you know thats the fuckin truth.
Ya niggas gonna be reading this and
wonder why they even following you.
Oh shit i know this nigga i saw
him in the parking lot didn't mean to stare;
But he was running around askin
niggas 5 Dollars and i'll Braid ya hair!
But should i care that i just
demolished dis amateur?
Nah fuck it this faggot should
quit and go back to giving manicures.




Killed
Mar 8 2007 10:49AM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
that was dead at the part where you said you were from canada. don't rap about dipset haha.
Mar 8 2007 11:25AM
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clova
Posts: 819 - Karma: 10
you have no flow at all
Mar 8 2007 11:30AM
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ilovemybitch
Posts: 189 - Karma: 10
ya don't know shit about rap on here niggas.
Mar 8 2007 12:37PM
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mohawkskier
Posts: 743 - Karma: 98
this is the whitest thing ever
Mar 8 2007 12:44PM
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SIX
Posts: 4595 - Karma: 506
I have to admit it's not that bad. Plus, I don't like Lil G.
Mar 8 2007 12:44PM
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ilovemybitch
Posts: 189 - Karma: 10
Tanks for showing da true professa some respek yo.
Mar 8 2007 12:45PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
This is more of a poem for all you fuckin poser claimers.

Why don't y'all shut up,
yur a bunch of fuckin hicks.
You don't know what the "hood" is,
you're from the fuckin sticks.
You try to act tough with your wannabe "gangster" steeze
When the real fact is your mom's the local sleeze.

You say nigga this nigga that, thinkin its fuckin tight
but if you really saw a black person,
you'd shut your mouth and run in fright.
Yur from the fuckin boonies,
so split some wood and make a fire,
or maybe I can stop by,
cuz yur moms a blow job for hire.

You pussy asses can't even lift gun,
cuz in your arms muscle is rare,
you shit your paints and ask for mommy when I show you a gun that's soft air
It's not real, just look, the BB's are plastic,
Then I show you a real gun and you get all spastic.
Look you bitches, it ain't even loaded
Then a "cap" slips out and your face starts erodin.

I accidently shot you, another poser fuckin dead
but nobody gives a shit, they don't even bury you, we all go skiing instead.


Mar 8 2007 12:49PM
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ilovemybitch
Posts: 189 - Karma: 10
Yea! That's wut I'm talkin bout homie. Good job!
Mar 8 2007 12:52PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
(c;
Mar 8 2007 12:54PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
kid your signature is obnoxious
Mar 8 2007 12:55PM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
seriosuly
Mar 8 2007 2:25PM
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SIX
Posts: 4595 - Karma: 506
I don't give a fuck what u wiggas think
Mar 8 2007 3:26PM
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SIX
Posts: 4595 - Karma: 506
hahah so funny! ^And that was meant to be in ""!
Mar 8 2007 3:32PM
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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
yo your shits weak, i'll drop sum lines for u to peep. the shit that i spit is stirctly legit. there aint no crew that i ain't tite wit. ive got a tite grip, around yo neck, leave you with no time to grab yo tec. you aint a rapper so just quit wile your behind, i flow like this all the time, cop a nine and pop ya mind, leave you brainless, from one pump of the stainless, im shameless, dont make aim dis.
Mar 8 2007 3:49PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
For damn sure I'm white,
but my lines are airtight,
I challenge any of you to battle me outright.
You'll choke like the Bears in the Super Bowl,
The story, son, it's already been told,
I'll chop your lines up because that's how I roll.
My diction doesn't waver,
The bars I spit, they have flavor,
They're solid and smooth like the guitar of John Mayer.
You think you can get the best of me?
I'll chop your shit up like a vasectomy.
Drink in my words as I deliver them flawlessly.
My rhymes are orgasmic,
Your lines are choppy and spastic,
And fake like a tit injected with plastic.
So while you try to recover I'll smoke a fat blunt,
And as long as it rhymes, I guess I'll call you a cunt.

Mar 8 2007 4:17PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Your rap is whack
and you aint black
so get off my sack
Mar 8 2007 4:25PM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
dude rapping about myspace is fucking wack

shiiits WEEEAK
Mar 8 2007 7:21PM
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Sideways_Shane
Posts: 756 - Karma: 73
some of that was good and some was really bad
Mar 8 2007 7:34PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
Posts: 783 - Karma: 15
yeah lil-G is a somalian kid who thinks hes black..
Mar 8 2007 7:47PM
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schlopy
Posts: 818 - Karma: 7,015
you think you have flavor? im with baskin robins land of 31 flavors and you can take the best of me and youll come back later and say POOOP haha i got you good you fucker
Mar 8 2007 8:06PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Haha, quote from one of my friends the other night:

Pimps up, hoes down
Bitch cant swim,
She gon' drown.
Mar 8 2007 8:11PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
hah, good stuff you guys. Keep stayin on the grind! and don't let the man get ya down.
Mar 8 2007 8:16PM
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snowXrider540
Posts: 1182 - Karma: 12
hahah this shit is actually pretty good
Mar 8 2007 8:59PM
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49566738265
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hey hey hey
that rap is gay
Mar 8 2007 10:19PM
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JP4KILLA
Posts: 19 - Karma: 33
Im about to give to you and ill do it quick
if you dont like what i gotta say then suck my dick
Yo son you dont know shit about this game so dont even try
these words ima bout to hurl will be an E- poke in the eye
You think you got your shit down
And to the untrained eye it may seem do
But not to me cuz ive been around
kinda like your mom before your dity ass dropped to the ground
now she mellowed out and only do it if she gets paid
Cuz she still believes the old fat dude gotta get laid
now these words may be harsh
but you challenged me
and a me being a verbal soldier I must march
and as for your rhyme ill give you a "C"
Cuz they arent great
Well they didnt impress me
You in fact claimed to know this worlds fate
Dumbest line ever written so PEACE
It looks like that fat blunt
was just turned around and put out in your cunt.
Mar 9 2007 2:14AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
You hit the ground running,
You thought you were cunning,
But the bars I'm about to spit are just stunning.
Lines so sexy they give off their own pheremones,
Raw words, and natural, not polluted with silicone.
You still think you're ready to compete with me?
Sorry to say, but I disagree.
Your words and rhymes just aren't substantial,
They're hollow like a fireplace's empty mantle.
You've got no rhythm and you've got no flow,
You're inexperience at freestyle is what this rap shows.
But keep on trying, all it takes is time,
Until then it's pretty clear that the title's mine.




Mar 9 2007 4:55AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
yo yo yo yo
whats with all this hate hate
most da kids on ns is just a bunch of jail baits
talking shit left n right not know what is tight
some are queers alot smoke and drink beers
yo yo yo my dank rymhe is tight
i cant bleive i stayed up this lat tongiht.
check one 2
Mar 9 2007 7:07AM
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salamander
Posts: 815 - Karma: 16
somebody please delete this thread
Mar 9 2007 9:28AM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
This thread is a bunch of white guys trying to throw down a rhyme,
but if you put them in a studio they couldn't make a fuckin dime,
Ya'll are tryin to act "tough" thinkin rhymin words is hot shit,
but I'm probably the closest to being black on NS so I'm thinkin only my rhymes are legit.

"""Nigga bitch this, nigga bitch that, I wear a fuckin jerzey like I'm a balla,
I'm 6'3" and ride 154's so all you snow bunnies better holla,
at this skinny white boy thats nuthin but a trick maker,
but I'm really just a claimer so I'm actually a fuckin gaper.

I swear I did switch 9 truck driver but it wasn't at this mountain,
I know I've only done a 3 so why you gotta be fuckin doubtin,
my skills at the local park, I paid a lot for my gear,
so when you see what I'm wearin you'll think "he's anything but queer."
But the fact is I can't throw down, there's 2 inches between my helmet and my goggles,
I'm the classic teenage newschooler, thats stuck in another fuckin boggle.
I ride 4 days a year and talk mad shit on this site,
I overpaid for my gear so I guess it's alright.
So when you see me on the mountain, yeah I'm one fly cat,
just hollar " YOU FUCKIN GAPER" and I'm cool with that.""""



Mar 9 2007 1:28PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
The flow sucks.
Mar 9 2007 5:01PM
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JP4KILLA
Posts: 19 - Karma: 33
These lines you just wrote are nutty as fuck
to tell you the truth they stright up suck
That was the first rhyme i ever wrote
the words you read came stright from th bottom of my throught
Im a natural no need for the fake shit like silicon
and if i do get shut down
ill walk my white ass down the street and grab a telephone
ill then call up your mom to pound and fool around
leave some cash
and carryon knowing your dirty ass just got beat to the ground
Mar 10 2007 1:56AM
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JP4KILLA
Posts: 19 - Karma: 33
yeah i fucked it
Mar 10 2007 1:58AM
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eheath
Posts: 61604 - Karma: 123,113
THIS IS WHY IM HOT
THIS IS WHY IM HOT
IM HOT CAUSE IM FLY
YOU AINT CAUSE YOU NOT

THIS IS WHY IM HOT
THIS IS WHY IM HOT
IM HOT CAUSE IM FLY
YOU AINT CAUSE YOU NOT
Mar 10 2007 2:15AM
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