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DOPE ASS problem answers!!

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Steezysmurf
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Mar 5 2007 11:01PM
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Kevski
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HAHAHA! The elephant one is great. I bet the teacher had a hard time not laughing.
Mar 29 2007 5:47PM
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Sno.
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i cant see any of the second set, including the "essay" that everyone thought was so hilarious...

can someone please fix this!? or post the links?
Mar 29 2007 5:50PM
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newschooler7
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Yea I can't see it either. I know it is in some other threads. I'll see if I can find it.
Mar 29 2007 6:01PM
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mski
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hahahahaha i love those! wee!
Mar 29 2007 6:01PM
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Sno.
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i hate to be a harasser, but someone find out the links/or post the second half of them so i can laugh.
Mar 29 2007 7:01PM
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newschooler7
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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/
There is the link to that paper.
Mar 29 2007 7:13PM
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-benedetto
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LMAO.
Mar 29 2007 7:15PM
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amplidskier
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HOLY SHIT hahaa
Mar 29 2007 7:21PM
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kepler.
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o my god......my sides hurt so bad from that essay. D-! he still passed
Mar 29 2007 7:26PM
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spen-cer
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ahahaha, that paper is so funny, and he got 61% on it!
i wouldve thought like 20% maybe
Mar 29 2007 7:29PM
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Sno.
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thanks! hahahaha, that was gold.
Mar 29 2007 7:34PM
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Steezysmurf
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here you go you fuckin harasser
http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1173153686-487060-400x124-triangle.jpg http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1173153687-487061-400x299-shape.jpg http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1173153688-487062-400x299-ramp.jpg http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1173153689-487063-400x265-proton.jpg http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1173153690-487064-342x240-findX.gif http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1173153690-487065-400x87-heat.jpg http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1173153691-487066-400x367-expand.jpg http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1173153691-487067-400x659-math2.gif http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache/images/1173153692-487068-400x108-cat.jpg

i cant see the essay either. even though i posted it...
Mar 29 2007 7:37PM
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Bloom.
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hahahaha that was the funniest shit ever.....funny how he cited tub girl
Mar 29 2007 7:38PM
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ZavierV
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that's the first time i've laughed that hard in a while. "suck my dick fag" and "use calculus to find batman's idenetity" will go down in history! hahaha
Mar 29 2007 7:47PM
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Lax_Bro40
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wheres the paper?
Mar 29 2007 7:53PM
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Quinn
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Ohhhh batman. That integral was the shit.....integral of batman, Xmin=0, Xmax=Batman symbol, d(batman symbol) hahaha.
The one with the dude that hung himself on the radical is sweet cause that problem is absolutely ridiculous.
Mar 29 2007 8:32PM
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grams.
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find x one was pretty original, but funny
Mar 29 2007 9:57PM
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kozy
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u r the man

Mar 29 2007 10:18PM
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kepler.
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3 posts up from you
Mar 31 2007 12:48PM
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Kevski
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That paper was brilliant. Actually, just hilarious. wow
Mar 31 2007 1:05PM
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jibmaster_josh
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lmfao. "i would check to see if it had a vagina" ahahahah
Mar 31 2007 1:44PM
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Steezysmurf
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I FOUND THE ESSAY

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/essay/1
Mar 31 2007 2:53PM
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jibmaster_josh
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so did i, about 10 posts up. :)
Mar 31 2007 3:05PM
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grams.
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he got a 61.. in NY thats failing.. 64 or below is failing
Mar 31 2007 7:25PM
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Quinn
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No dude...60 and up you're good.
Mar 31 2007 7:52PM
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grams.
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your lucky
Mar 31 2007 8:04PM
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lushlaxstr
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HAHA
Jun 18 2007 10:10PM
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Sno.
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im glad this is back
Jun 18 2007 10:10PM
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errrka
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haha, that made my night
Jun 18 2007 10:18PM
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TheButterHashira
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haha im doing that in math next year
Jun 18 2007 10:19PM
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garrett.
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i think this thread deserves a bump
Jun 18 2007 10:29PM
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Silence
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gold.
Mar 23 2008 2:35AM
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blunts
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funny-essay-test-answer1
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funny-science-test-answer6

funny-science-test-answer7
Mar 23 2008 12:11PM
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scientist
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That essay was hilarious and everything, but Did anyone catch how the "teachers" handwriting at the end looked like a 7 year old wrote it?
Mar 23 2008 12:26PM
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JC_Nolan
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hahahahhaha wow

Mar 23 2008 12:26PM
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Mooose...
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ahh great thread
Mar 23 2008 12:36PM
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freestyler540
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he actually passed????


Mar 23 2008 12:41PM
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Nicholas.
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a lot of my teachers write like that.
Mar 23 2008 12:52PM
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Alex_G
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d- isn't passing?? c is
Mar 23 2008 4:45PM
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freestyler540
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I was expecting less than 10%


Mar 23 2008 5:57PM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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hahahhahahahahhahaha this made my day thank you!!! thats some funny shit if i didn't care much i would so do that, the expand one hahahaha genious.
Mar 23 2008 6:05PM
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carbon.pulse
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haha that dude is a legend
Mar 23 2008 6:17PM
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zesty_buddy
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haha i love this thread, Batman and the elephant were the best
Mar 23 2008 8:06PM
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richards
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good shit
Mar 23 2008 9:10PM
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melskiis
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hahahhahaha the elephant one and the guy sleeping with his bosses wife are so funny
Mar 23 2008 9:22PM
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mellifluous
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hahahahahah the elephant one was quite funny and the aliens
Mar 23 2008 9:38PM
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Skierguy1234
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hahahahahahaha
Elephant is great. definitly going on one of trig tests.
and i couldn't stop laughing at that paper about Oedipus. definitly the funniest thing ever handed in.
Mar 23 2008 11:10PM
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skierdudeguy
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hahaha the batman one never made sense, but we learned derivatives and integrals this year, now its the best one.
Mar 23 2008 11:14PM
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GGreene
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wow that was the funniest thing i have ever read i almost pissed my pants after reading that
Mar 23 2008 11:31PM
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Reptar.
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thank god someone bumped this, i totally forgot about it.
Mar 23 2008 11:38PM
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