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things to do on a ski lift

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never_summer
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here in SD we have a little mountain called terry peak....it blows but its all we have...there is a tree under one of the lifts that has a bunch of bras and things of that sort on it...wut other things do u guys do on the lifts?


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Jun 28 2003 12:24AM
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j.bird
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hahah that wuld be great/\



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Jul 2 2003 12:18AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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come on now, u cant do a half-assed job. u gotta use REAL shit.

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Jul 2 2003 12:32AM
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five0
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alright..these kids also made a fort in the woods at this mtn...so we're buying those professional paint ball war lan mines...these things shoot paint like 30 feet...we're gonna set it up right in the midle of their fort...once they go in and step on it...KABLEWY!
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Jul 2 2003 10:47AM
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mattster
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haha kablewy !

one time i fell asleep on the lift and just kept goin around and around until the liftys woke me up

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Jul 2 2003 12:34PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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One time I fell asleep but instead of going around my tips went under a little bar thing so people won't go around and I face planted in the snow--- it happened when I was like 6.


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Jul 2 2003 3:42PM
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doghoy
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lol, that happened to a little kid at my lift cept he was so small the lift kept going and he didnt hit the little stop bar so he had to ride down the lift he was crying and his mom was flipping shit on us cuz we were making fun of her she was like bithing at the attendant at the lift and shit and like kicking the door and stuff

'All I have in this world is my balls,and my word,and I don't break em' for no one,jou understand?' -Scarface
Jul 2 2003 5:41PM
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CTD
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me and derek were talkin to this fat little ski boarder kid on the lift. he wanted to know how to do rails, so we gave him really bad advice, and asked if he wanted to trade skis (line 1260s and salomon 1080s to a pair of shitty K2s) and he wouldnt cause our skis arnt made for doin tricks. of course we agreed, and laughed our asses off when he nutted himself on this rail.






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Jul 2 2003 8:54PM
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NomenClature
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get hihe.
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Jul 2 2003 9:10PM
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aggro_sk8
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i listen to music or sleep. someone attempted to make a bra tree at our mt. all it had was 2 pr. of panties and 4-5 ski poles hanging out of it


'Regarding a skateboarder's likely response to our visit: insofar as skateboarders have complained, whined, and reacted like Nazis about the rollerblading movement, they have dug their own grave by willingly falling victim to the desires of corporate business men, and becoming the virtual New Kids on the Block of the 21st century. Their self-willed popularity has inevitably marked the end of the grass roots-skateboarding culture, and the beginning of a mass marketed tool for money. Skateboarders have invited everyone into their world, including rollerbladers, by allowing worldwide fame to envelope their culture. Although skateboarders may disaprove of our visit to their secret spot, they may rest assured that this event was initiated/welcomed by their own narcissim.'
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Jul 2 2003 10:23PM
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ILoveShinitzel!!!
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make spit bubbles
Jul 2 2003 10:32PM
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lagwagon
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dream the one you love is sitting next to you even if she did break your heart twice.
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Jul 3 2003 2:20AM
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doghoy
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ouch, sounds harsh..... ^

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Jul 3 2003 2:15PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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HAHAHAHAHA, i remember that chris. he was so fat, like completely round. he had like 70 cm skiblades on. he wanted to try a step up rail and i told him to stare at his feet and lean a little back. it was so funny.

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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jul 3 2003 2:45PM
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doghoy
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post 1111 sweet

'All I have in this world is my balls,and my word,and I don't break em' for no one,jou understand?' -Scarface
Jul 3 2003 4:19PM
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ReggaeConcept
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haha, look at your feet and lean back. thats good


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Jul 3 2003 7:49PM
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never_summer
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anybody who wips it out on a lift has to be fuckin gay...nobody wants to see that shit


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Jul 7 2003 1:58AM
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Danger.
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whos stupid enough not to trade for lines?
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Jul 7 2003 4:02AM
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doghoy
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alot of people

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Jul 7 2003 3:27PM
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Caden
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well, if you're with people you don't know, you can talk about the last time you were on the lift and you started shaking it and it broke off but luckily you were only 5 feet up and close to the end. say this over the highest part, then start shaking it again. orrrr talk like a crazy person about stuff such as 'you can't spell manslaughter without laughter'. when i first heard that on the lift, i laughed and laughed, but it kinda freaked me out. if you're sitting with a family, talk about how much drugs you do and how popular it got you. or just fart on random others. orrrr tech deck.
Jul 7 2003 3:31PM
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Am.Aaron
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oh ya, someone i know pulled this, when yer near the top, if the liftee is standing at the top, yell ' can I jump?' and if they are sarcastic and say ya, sure of something, jump. best on a powder day. they can't kick you off the hill kuz they didnt say you couldent
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Jul 9 2003 8:15PM
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Skifree737
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i pissed off a lift before, but got some drippage on my skis and some on my pants.
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Jul 9 2003 10:25PM
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hucksterjibber15
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i like to turn around and get off switch, and then when the lift operator tells you not to do that, you casually say ok, but then do it again of course. And ya gotta bounce the chair and make people scared and they start crying
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Jul 10 2003 12:13AM
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123ski
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There is atleast 1 underwear/bra tree at each of my resorts...some have like 3 though
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Jul 10 2003 2:08AM
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123ski
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these little kids i was with brought firecrackers....then one of them threw one at this girl snowboarder who was sitting down...and it rolled under her but and she didnt notice...then it exploded....then they got chased by ski patrol the rest of the day...funny stuff
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Jul 10 2003 2:09AM
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five0
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hhahahahahhahahahahhahaha
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Jul 10 2003 6:58AM
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doghoy
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hahhaha

'All I have in this world is my balls,and my word,and I don't break em' for no one,jou understand?' -Scarface
Jul 10 2003 7:25PM
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park_master
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I yell at snowboarders and tell them that they sucked and stuff like that. My mountain has two mardi gra bra and underwear trees. I also laugh at snowboarders that fall.
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Jul 10 2003 8:05PM
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BeckaSki
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hold your arms like you're holding a gun, 'shoot' people right when they're about to fall. It's more fun if you're riding with strangers and haven't said anything to them the whole time.

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Jul 10 2003 8:53PM
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ILoveShinitzel!!!
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^thats kinda funny
Jul 27 2003 3:59PM
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SNOWMAN17
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haha

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Sep 4 2003 11:43PM
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Rogge
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my friend eddie fingered this girl he met on the chairlift...or just lie to people and tell them your jonny mosely, i signed an autograph once....it was pretty funny

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Sep 5 2003 12:13AM
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***Frost***
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Listen to Dropkick Murpheys on my Walkman...
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Sep 5 2003 12:18AM
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Vtsnowski
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moon people




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Sep 5 2003 12:23AM
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GrippinGs
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lie down and close ur eyes and talk loudly to urself...freaks people out behind u, i'v only dun that once tho
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Sep 5 2003 12:26AM
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lineskier10
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if your on the lift with people talk like smeagle, and say we when your talking about yourself
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Sep 5 2003 1:20AM
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Schmitz
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EAT food






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Sep 5 2003 1:26AM
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Matty.
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one time i was on the lift and this kid wouldnt shut up so i threw his pole off and hit this patroller by accident

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Sep 5 2003 1:54AM
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mikee
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We play this game where you clsoe your eyes and try to guess when you are near the end of the lift ride and its so funny cuz you are always soooooooooo off.

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Sep 5 2003 2:35AM
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Freeskifro
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Throw snowballs, spark a bowl, or jank it. Oh.. my friends play a game where we pick out the hottest chick when we get in the line and the first to get her digits wins.


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Sep 5 2003 3:21AM
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PhaedeD
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smoke a fat ass blunt get stonned and ride off lol or at a low point jump off if u guys live in washington go up top chair to international at alpental and jump off











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Sep 5 2003 7:15AM
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Norred
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The first half of the ride drink as much Jagermeister as you possibly can, the rest of the way up just do what comes natural! (This is more fun if you ride up with strangers).
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Sep 5 2003 9:02PM
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GrippinGs
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shit out lifts are so short trying to get away with shit on the lift is usually impossible, so if we're in a group and theres a wait for the lift we usually just take the singles line cuz its so much shorter
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Sep 5 2003 10:07PM
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4real
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i usually just watch the people in the park, cuz our lift goes right over it, and the big air is RIGHT next to it
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Sep 5 2003 10:19PM
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rasser
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We have these little bumps in the in 'road' where you uphill. I usually jump from a bump to another, it's fun. Or slowdown to lift, and get a boost to another bump and jump.
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Sep 5 2003 11:30PM
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fidottio
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I yell 'you dropped yur pockets!' and people and they stop then realize that its impossible and I also throw snowballs at oncoming chairlifts
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Sep 5 2003 11:56PM
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hilikuus
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theres this one lift @ smuggs and when you get to the middle of it theres a huge rock and we jump off of the lift onto the nice powdery snow (its only like 3 ft away from the chair) and we ski off it...amazing and no one can see you so you dont get caught
Sep 6 2003 12:34AM
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Skibum420
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throw snowballs at chairs behind you my friend throws one and all i hear is smack i turn around, hit the girl right off the forehead

its all about arguing with yourself


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Sep 6 2003 1:04AM
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KootenayGuy
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i sometimes hear someone with a flute or somethin on the lifts as im goin up. it sounds really cool
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Sep 6 2003 1:28AM
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faah
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we have a guy at our place that plays the accordian when he skis. he just goes down the mountain playin the accordian.
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Sep 6 2003 2:23AM
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freeze_pooter
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look for good spots to hit
Sep 6 2003 7:27AM
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