Replying to Making random, delicious food-items when you are high.

So i smoked a fat bowl about an hour ago, and then jammed out on my bass until my fingers were too sore to play. All this jamming made me hungry, so I ventured into the kitchen to see what I could find. Unfortunately, no one had gone grocery shopping in a while. But I managed to find the following ingredients.
-Tortillas
-Pepperoni
-Corn
-leftover chicken from dinner
-Salad
-Shredded cheese
-Ranch Dressing
-Seasonings

I put all of this stuff on a tortilla and microwaved it for 1:30, pulled it out, and rolled it up like a joint.

Needless to say, it was the most delicious thing I have ever had in my life. Try it!