Replying to Goggle tans

I cam back from a week in colorado and every one in my school was like, wtf happened to ur face?

this kid in my class said to me, "what the fuck happened to you"?, and im like, what?, and he says "you're face, did you paint your face with tribal war paint, or is that you're beard?
and i was like haha its a goggle tan.

People wre saying you got a bad goggle tan i was like no, i have a good goggle tan. probably because i live not far away from nyc