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Getting blacks through the airport?

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jeeesus
Posts: 253 - Karma: 6
hey yo, so jesus wants to sneak some blacks and maybe some primetimes through the airport...how can jesus do dis? jesus is underage and stuff
Feb 27 2007 10:11PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Tape it to your balls in a zip lock baggy.
For your sake, don't use duck tape...
Feb 27 2007 10:13PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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i dont know man... smuggling humans is pretty risky.
Feb 27 2007 10:14PM
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[~_~]
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haha jesus is smuggling paraphenelia through the airport
Feb 27 2007 10:14PM
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jeeesus
Posts: 253 - Karma: 6
bump
Feb 27 2007 10:23PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
not really, just have them carry your luggage and say that they are your porter
Feb 27 2007 10:56PM
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jeeesus
Posts: 253 - Karma: 6
cmon mo fuckers I need this
Feb 27 2007 10:58PM
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ogou0287
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why dont you buy it at destination? rectum?
Feb 27 2007 11:07PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
blacks?

livestock?


Feb 27 2007 11:10PM
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SilkyJohnson
Posts: 673 - Karma: 43
why the fuck is Jesus taking african americans through an airport
Feb 27 2007 11:11PM
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lunchmeat
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yah i totally didnt understand when i first read this
Feb 27 2007 11:13PM
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garrett.
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(jesus is tanakaskier)
Feb 27 2007 11:24PM
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DaysToCome
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cigarillo's arent paraphenalia
Feb 27 2007 11:30PM
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SwitchMahFuckah
Posts: 783 - Karma: 15
Theres nothing wrong with taking tobacco through the airport.. shit just put it in your pocket
Feb 27 2007 11:47PM
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sophieskis
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hahahahahhaa
Feb 27 2007 11:49PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
nevermind its show-tune
Feb 28 2007 12:48AM
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jeeesus
Posts: 253 - Karma: 6
except for the fact that I would get an MIP
Feb 28 2007 12:54AM
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Paul-o-Rama
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seriously
Feb 28 2007 1:00AM
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[~_~]
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yes it is. the word paraphenalia doesn't just apply to weed. it can apply to anything, like "PB&J paraphenalia" for example.


and can't you just put it in your pocket or something? Couldn't you just empty out your pockets except for the blacks?
Feb 28 2007 1:06AM
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ryanwar6
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 114
don't worry about it mang. I have taken such things through the airport when I was underage no problem. Just put them in your pockets, or if you want your luggage. You will not get busted for tobacco.
Feb 28 2007 1:11AM
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mavric1298
Posts: 561 - Karma: 55
do you really think they are going to see cigs, then check who the baggage belongs to, then their age....they would have to pull that shit up.....it just gets checked for bombs and other illegal stuff, and im pretty sure cigs are legal last time i checked
Feb 28 2007 5:42AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
you would probably be fine if they were just in your pocket but put them in your check bags if you're paranoid. I don't think the airport people give a shit though.
Feb 28 2007 6:10AM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
they dont look how old you are, they have much better things to do
Feb 28 2007 9:18AM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
are u talking about people or cigarettes?
Feb 28 2007 9:36AM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
there is no law against how old you have to be to have tobacco, just how old you have to be to buy it, so you're straight
Feb 28 2007 10:45AM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
Right. You can have a stog if you're 12, you just cant buy them.
Feb 28 2007 11:48AM
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SwitchMahFuckah
Posts: 783 - Karma: 15
Yeah dude, the biggest thing you should be worried about is your parents. Just put them in your pockets, if your not wearing baggy clothing they wont frisk you.
Feb 28 2007 11:53AM
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Darc686
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
Bullshit dude! My firend got an MIP for having a pack of cigs on him and a $50 ticket for each cig in the pack. there were 18.
Feb 28 2007 12:45PM
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moonofendor
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 14
thats probable because the cop was a douche. like most they just talk and dont let you say anything. what u have to do is be like. i'm underage, if you want to talk to me u'll have to get permission from my parents.
Feb 28 2007 1:21PM
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hoodratz47
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blacks as in herion.. your a fucked kid dog!
Feb 28 2007 1:59PM
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bailer
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 14
not a chance buddy, im sorry but thats such a lie.

just put em in your bags with your clothes. there is no way you could ever get in any trouble then. they dont id people for things in bags
Feb 28 2007 2:50PM
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suji.fnacks
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 10
na i got a friend who moved to virgina and the law states that anyone under 18 cant purchase or smoke tobacco. But thats the only state i know off. Arent blacks those cloves that sizzle when you smoke them?

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Feb 28 2007 3:06PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
your fucking retarded stick them in your pocket they arent illegal
Feb 28 2007 3:11PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
dude your jesus.. .you can do anything you want and if they give you shit just be like yo bitch, im jesus.
Feb 28 2007 3:25PM
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LostValleyPowMan
Posts: 820 - Karma: 17
mail them to where you're going- very easy.... or buy some when you get there or put them rolled up in a towel in a plastic bag and put that bag in another bag- or just tape them to your ass cheeks- or smoke before you leave
Feb 28 2007 4:06PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
put them in a condom then swallow the condom
Feb 28 2007 4:13PM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
i hope you wernt looking for a response like putting it in peanut butter or something
Feb 28 2007 4:33PM
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suji.fnacks
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 10
he still never answered what he meant by blacks, people have been wondering this whole time giving different opinions, and he wants a straight answer
Feb 28 2007 4:38PM
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jeeesus
Posts: 253 - Karma: 6
I meant Black and Milds, as in the mini-cigars. And my parents arent travelling with me, plus I doubt they'd care.

I know tobacco isnt illegal but I thought I could get an mip for just having them?
Feb 28 2007 7:03PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
dude they always get take into custody
Feb 28 2007 7:04PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
if they were 18, then they arn't a minor in terms of tobacco
Feb 28 2007 7:28PM
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SilkyJohnson
Posts: 673 - Karma: 43
there were 18 cigs you retard, 18 cigs X $50/cig= $900
Feb 28 2007 7:40PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
still unless their friend was apparently from va, it's not illigal to have them at 18 -- just to buy, thats how the state laws have ben worded; not illigal to buy
Feb 28 2007 8:26PM
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Nihiriju
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 27
I was flying from vancouver to toronoto, and i made the flight fine, and then i am flying back from toronto to vancouver, and i'm rooting through my backpack and i found 4 bottle rockets from super long ago while i am in the air port. Having explosive firecrackers as part of your carryon on a plane is not the best idea. I went to the washrom and shoved them in the trash, soo happy i didn't get caught with them......porbally won't be a llowed on planes for a awhile if i did. 
Feb 28 2007 8:30PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
if i wanted to hear from an ass i would fart!
Feb 28 2007 8:30PM
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Ghst
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ohh shit no you didn't!
Mar 1 2007 5:13PM
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