Replying to Don't ever go to Shawnee Peak

Probably one of the gayest places ever.

Me and Evan were there 2 Sundays ago, just because he has a house like 30 minutes from Shawnee. So we get there and the park is so gay, not that we expected much, but the rainbow rail was impossible to hit because it had a lip that was like a quarterpipe, and then the C box was impossible to hit because your tips would hit the snow, and both flat boxes were so sticky.

But here is the real point of my story. Me and Evan were riding singles line the whole day on this triple, that had a mid-station, so we would always get off halfway and just lap the park. Well one time Evan told me at the bottom to take the chair up to the top, but I didn't hear him because I had music playing so I'm like yeah whatever. So I was on the chair in front of him and I got off at the mid-station and he doesn't realize untill I got off 'till the last second and he hops off probably 3 feet late, nothing bad happened, nobody died. So these 2 gay ass snowboarders that were working inside the hut at the mid-station come running out and they're like "YOU CAN'T JUMP OFF AT THE MID-STATION LIKE THAT!", so Evans like alright whatever, and we ski down.

We kept riding that lift for like 2 more hours, and these fags keep making faces at us and we're like oh shit you guys are badass. So we got off at the mid-station for like the 1000th time and we were just chilling up at the top thinking about what run to take. So out come these 2 fags from the hut again and they're like "You guys got a problem?" and were like "What the fuck are you talking about?" and just stare and him, and he's pretty dumbstruck. So after like 20 seconds I just yell out "GO BACK IN THE HUT" and they flip out and go like "ALRIGHT THAT'S IT I'M TAKING YOUR PASS" and we're like uhhh no, fuck you. And then just skied down.

So the next time we go back up and as we're getting off at the mid-station we give the guys a nice friendly wave, and right as we get off comes one snowboarder fully dressed. And then he asks us to show him our passes, so we're like "No fuck you we showed it to the guy to get on the lift" and then he just stares at us and says that we better not see ski patrol because he radioed to them to take our pass, so we're like yeahhh alright. So like halfway down I stop and talk with Evan real quick, and then out of nowhere comes the same snowboarder hauling ass at me, and he sprays me, and then catches an edge and FUCKING EATS SHIT, like 4 flips with snow ALL OVER him, so were like "HAHAHAHAHA OH SHIT GAPER OWNAGE" and laughing our asses off and then he's like alright let's fight and then he fucking jets away and I bombed all the way down to kick this guys ass but I never found him.

And that's my story, way funnier in person, but the bottom line is all lifties at Shawnee Peak are pussies.