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Drinkin of tha piss in tha beer
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sup local homiez aight so dis be ya boi tha professa reppin straight outta benicia/oakland california comin at ya wit tha real shit.
so here tha story
house party dis weekend i had to take dis piss so bad but i was thizzin and didnt feel like goin outside (it be rainin) and tha toilet been ocupied by some bitchez that never come out. aight so i find my beer can in my hand and decide to go to tha corner and piss in tha can.
next thing i know some local chino mo'fucka grab tha can off tha floor and start chuggin dis shit. i be laughin so hard and dis fool realize he be drinkin tha piss. so he be real mad but he a skinny stupid ass chino mo'fucka so he aint do shit. but what he does do he try to jack some my thizz pills so me and some local west side havoc combine with the south benicia diablos (norteno gang) and we take dis bitch ass chino get back my thizz pillz (stole like 100 bunks worth) den we go thru tha wallet jack his money (45 bunks).
den we grab dis chinese mo'fukcaz atm card and den tie dis nigga up wit duck tape and tie him to a tree outside in tha rain in tha park. den we proceed and fill all tha homiez cars wid premium gas off dis chinos card. just goes to show you dont fuck wid tha professa
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So to take out one chinese dude, you bring like a whole gang? haha......
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you lost me at "sup local homiez"
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i know your a fake account cuz it didnt rain in oaktown this weekend
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Shut up when tha professa be speakin' niggaaaa! do you not know who this nigga be?? this is lil g! you gotta give respekt to get it foo.
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hes got a good point homey
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all i read was i love riding imaginary creature's dicks
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uhhhh, i live in oakland, and it poured like crazy this weekend
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Best storyteller, period.
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haha, its funny how many people think Lil G is an alias still
fuck da haterz boi! we alls know that yous da troof and dats all dat matters homie
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dis dude knows but thats beside tha point. i was in benicia
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man i fucked more bitchez than you know. the last pussy you saw was when you were born muthafucka
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ah fuck my bad homie i was tryin to quote the one who posted above you. i didnt realize you were givin respekt to tha professa. my apologies homie
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Thats fukin epic, way to torch his car. Nothing says fuck you like a bonfire on wheels!! Teach that chino whos tha fukin boss
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this is coming from the kid that smokes "blunts" with peices of paper you got at school
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you lucky you ain't in south cali or else some real sureno vatos would fuck yo black ass up, west side havoc a joke compared to 18th street bitch, cuz i'm a true blue ese reppin da 619, ya fuckin hype.
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haha this made me laugh for like 5 mins
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o shit looks like we might have a gang war comin. NS is becoming so ghetto. im scared i might get clapped. in bof da legs
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your my new best friend hahahahasdhadfshhahahahhahahaha
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how come you dont type black all the time?
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bud you need to shut tha fuck up.
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LOL owned. lil g you got the best stories haha respect
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Haha thats funny shit. Taking the phrase "piss beer" to a whole new level!
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word lil g. i did the same thign once but it was in to a crona bottel and we gasve it to my dumb friend on porpous. he chuged it and then fell over and was liek oo man i got piss all over my self. good times
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im pretty sure you just gizoogled it
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i think u need to learn real english muthafucker, u kinda lost me at like sup homiez! and "chino" so yeh idk what you said but i offically hate u and so does charmander!!!!!!
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THIS THREAD IS STILL PURE GOLD
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THUG LIFE WOOF WOOF NIGGA WOOF WOOF WEST SIDE HAVOC WE DONT PLAY DAT SHIT NYUKKKAH!
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Tha catz gunna piss in ur beerz if ya don't check yoself.
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haha dat shit is off da hook
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dis nigga be crazy foo
it always rains in oaktown you dumbass
u juz jealous cause u so ugly the last time u gots a piece of ass was when us hand slipped through the toilet paper homes
dont be given my nigggga lil g shit
i fuck yo couch
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i think so
And good story but u really need to learn how to type in fucking english that was a pain in the ass to read
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thanks for all tha respekt and tha suport
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