Replying to Funny story

someone in our school got a foriegn exchange student named boris from panama..and i was talking to him about things in panama and then our conversation led to this:

me:whats the drinking age in panama?
boris:18
me:do you drink?
boris:yes
me:sweet do you have big fiestas
boris:yes
me:that kid right there is a two beer queer
boris:(laughs really hard) just two beers!? in panama we drink five or ten
me:haha i know hes gay..gay means homosexual
boris:hahaha yeah..do you drink?
me:yes
boris:do you know jose cuervo?
me:yes
boris:that is my favorite
me:that kid sniffs it and throws up
boris:(laughs really hard again)
the end