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Dumbest thing ever said to you on a ski mtn
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ok so this seemed like a good idea now that im laughing at what some guy said to me a few weeks ago ok....
so im in the gondola by myself cuz we take singles to get to the top faster and this is what some old guy says to me
old guy:
" so whats up with your skis they have two rounded tips"
me: "yea they are twin tips i ride in the park"
oldguy: "huh then why are they so damn long, those are the longest skiblades i have ever seen"
ok so i didnt really know what to say i tried to explain to him and not be pissed at the same time but i couldnt get any real words out of my mouth exept "wow you're a fucking retard" so if anyone asks why your skiblades are super long just tell them they are retarded and to die in a fire i guess
oh by the way they are full size twin tips not snowblades if anyone gets confused
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Yeah I've got the question why the end of my skis are curved up, but never the snowblade part. hahaa
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whenever i ride my 1260s (the red ones) people always ask what brand they are, and what it says on it. it says line, but its in like graffiti writing kinda. so people are always like "is that chinese" and then one guy started talking about japanese cars in america.
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i always hate it when ur on the lift and before you get off ppl are like "OMGZ WHAT WAY ARE YOU GUYZ GOING OFF THE LIFT?!" who the fuck cares, go straight when u get off the chair, go to the right its not like someone would bump into someone and everyone would just fall down and die
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a guy at okemo called a butterbox a "flat tile"
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A guy was on the knol of the jump and he just stand there. My brother went to see what he was doing. When my brother ased him to move, the guy answered: The snow is for everyone. My brother told him that I was going to jump. He responded by, you cant tell me what to do.
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At Cranmore we were sessioning the staircase and a ski instructor had like 6 kids with him, and they were going through the park, and stop right about the staircase. A few of the kids ask if they can "hit it" (probably meant ride down the stairs), and then the ski instructor goes, "No way, maybe in a few weeks when they have enough snow to cover up the wooden area."
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well almost everyday i go skiing some one asks me why i burnt my skis cus i got scratch fs's
some people are just plain retarded
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haha that happens to me everytime i ride up with someone I don't know.
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Those your ski's, both of'm?
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^lol, i was with mark and there were a shitload of asian kids about to get their pics taken by the shaperone or w.e and i decide to jump in the picture with 100% mirrored lenses and a ninja face mask, so the pic is taken with me in the front hugging some random ass asian and then are like who is that, ect. and one asain kid yells HEY YOUR NOT ASIAN! haha
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haha, but since when does cranmore have a stair set up? house cranmore looking?
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once this snowboarder invited himself to ride with me, and he started talking and wouldn't stop. Stuff about jibbing (even though I had said I don't like snowboard jibbing) and jumping off the lift. "Looks like someone jumped off the lift right there, I would totally do that." he said that like 5 times.
It was kind of annoying and I couldn't get rid of him.
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not so much funny as in embarrasing, but rather im just stupid
some buds and I were building a jump.
we were using skiis to pack it down.
my skiis just werent working for some reason and I said, "I cant pack SHIT with these skiis"
one of my bdus said "why woudl you pack shit with skiis?"
yeah im just reatrted or something
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People dont really ask me stupid questions, i had a conversation with a guy about my fugiatives, the clear ones, on what type of wood it was, and he makes skis so he was able to tell right away, and then we talked about making skis it was pretty cool
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one time i got asked why i cut a snowboard in half and put bindings on it, dumb old guys
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People ask me why my snowboards are so thin. I respond with the asshole remark, don't worry about it.
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i was in the gondola at stratton with my friend and these 3 snowboarders who were like 12 started talking shit and one "diss" was "your a fucking flonder fish" and it was pretty funny laughing at them. they thought they could like fight us. then this fat snowboarder told my friend he was like a loser skier and he said go eat more donuts and he started like hitting him with his snowboard. twas funny
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one time a few years back i was cruisin down a groomer switch and some lady goes, uhhh do you know you're skiing backwards?? OH SHIT no way! thank you so much, i didn't know i was skiing backwards. Also, i live in downtown seattle for school. and i had to take my skis to the shop, and if i had a car here it would be like a 15 minute drive, well i have to take the bus. sweet. so i hoof over to ski shop, takes me like 45 minutes by bus. so on the way back i was walking down the street to my rez hall and this old lady stops me and is like, uhhh you know you can't do that here, there isnt enough snow. i was like oh damn, thanks, cuz i was totally thinking of riding down the street. its interesting and funny to see what people outside of skiing think of us "double tippers."
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one time a few years back i was cruisin down a groomer switch and some lady goes, uhhh do you know you're skiing backwards?? OH SHIT no way! thank you so much, i didn't know i was skiing backwards. Also, i live in downtown seattle for school. and i had to take my skis to the shop, and if i had a car here it would be like a 15 minute drive, well i have to take the bus. sweet. so i hoof over to ski shop, takes me like 45 minutes by bus. so on the way back i was walking down the street to my rez hall and this old lady stops me and is like, uhhh you know you can't do that here, there isnt enough snow. i was like oh damn, thanks, cuz i was totally thinking of riding down the street. its interesting and funny to see what people outside of skiing think of us "double tippers."
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your friend just let him hit him....thats stupid
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That or your friend is a pussy.
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"ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR SKIING BACKWARDS!?!?"- lady to chris
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Hey those are those skis you can ski backwards on!
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he wasnt like nailing him with the snowboard he was like trying to run and hit my friend...ofcourse if he was like really trying to hit him hard we would have fucked the kids up.
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i usually get asked if the turned up tail makes you turn better.
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one time my uncle called my skis "circus tips" i thought that was funny. and i also think its funny when my conversation with everyone about skiiing goes something like this
them:"do you ski"
me:"yeah
"do you do like tricks and stuff"
"yeah"
"CAN YOU BACKFLIP??!??!?!?!?"
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'why do your skis have the tails flipped up like the tips?'
'because then i can turn them around, put them on backwards and get more use out of them!'
'ohhhh, so they don't wear out as fast as regular skis?'
'nope..'
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hahaha! circus tips... that made me laugh so much
somehow when talking about snowboarding/skiing with non-riders, the conversation always turns to tricks. "Can you spin? haha"
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by any chance was his name anthony?
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my conversations somehow always lead to "so they let skiers in the snowboard park now?"
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I dunno, but his board was a Salomon. black and red. and we were riding at Mount Seymour... have you met similar guys?
in any case, his incessant blabbering was kind of amusing.
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HAHAHA YES, yesturday at Sunday River myself and Lukey went gaper, head to toe, you can't even imagine (ask nealgarnder). We rolled into Rocking Chair and started to talk to the best park skier that was there, and we'd be like, "Woah woah woah woah, skiers can go in the snowboard park!?" And then we would ask them if we should try one of the "metal poles", and they would all be like YEAH DUDE GO FOR IT, just 'cause they wanted to see us crash, so we dropped in doing pizzas and then last second threw it into steeze mode and hit the rail, and the skied away all gaper. It was fun.
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i was riding up the lift with some lady. there was a pole standing straight up on the ground and the lady sitting next to me goes "oh someone dropped their pole!"
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i love doing that whenever there are gaypers around i throw as many spread eagles and shit as i can manage
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well at my mtn the trail to the left is right off the lift so if one guy goes right and the other left they are probably going to hit eachother (assuming they are on opposite sides obviously)
people say a lot of dumb shit.
nomen was talking about the park rope up there^
One day we were waiting to drop at the top and this kid on a snowboard just fucking absolutely books into the rope going as fast as he can, sent him into a backflip and into the woods so he got stuck in the pow. dont knwo exactly what he was going for, but he was like "oh shit i hit something."
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hahaha yea, i also had to sit next to him on the plane to and from denver. i've never heard somebody say "OH YEA!!!", "IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!" and "AWESOME!!!" so much. i also had to wait for him for five minutes on every single run. friggin boarders. lol.
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i was dropping into the blowhole at whistler which is like a steep shot and theres a catwalk above it and this asian guy so me drop in and he thought I fell and starting screaming his brains out to my dad who was with me.
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ouch, a plane ride and you rode with him too! haha. I've seen him around other times but maybe he doesn't recognize me on skis.
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i work in the ski shop at my hill and i like the questions like "are these snowboard gloves?" or "are the goggles made for skiing or snowboarding?"
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I got busted at a rail, and the police officer told us to cut out our " skate boarding, or ice boarding or skate skiing" or else he would give us citations
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him: what school do you go to
me: eldorado
him: you go to eldo?, why dont you snowboard
i nearly punched him in the face
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At Nakiska I was messing around and buttering and skiing switch all over the place, this obese woman in a gaper screams LOOK HONEY! that girl is skiing backwards with funny looking skis! We should try that!
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obese hahaha
i prefer fat ass
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i have the salomon temptresses and one is pink and the other is black. This guy in the lift line asked if i bought two sets of skis and mixed up the colors on accident.
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i ride at cranmore, but thats pretty funny
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