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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
God damn I wanna fuckin strangle this kid sometimes, its 3:30 in the mornin and i have class in 5 hours and hes blarin music as loud as he can. I asked him to turn it down and he did then closed and locked his doors and turned it up as loud as it would go. Fuck he thinks hes the shit but everyone hates him. Now hes talkin shit about me through the walls and i can hear him clear as day. Hmm I need to figure out some way to get back at him..
Feb 23 2007 3:44AM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
one random day knock on his door and when he opens hit him with a shovel
Feb 23 2007 3:46AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
    Feb 23 2007 11:54AM
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    T-Wash
    Posts: 1656 - Karma: 37
    hahahahaha yes do and record that shit
    Feb 23 2007 11:59AM
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    T-Wash
    Posts: 1656 - Karma: 37
    ^ Wait i know you had honey. So put honey on the shovel then hit him in the face and then be like oh revenge is SO SWEET like honey bitch
    Feb 23 2007 12:02PM
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    da-bling
    Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
    hahaha
    Feb 23 2007 12:08PM
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    user098123
    Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
    Haha I wish I could...but I have no shovel, I should beat him withs ki poles, but all his fat would probably just absorb the blow
    Feb 23 2007 12:21PM
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    Ericpbp
    Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
    all you need to do is embarrass him.  do it in front of a lot of people or a girl he likes.  then he will feel dumb, small, and stuff
    Feb 23 2007 12:22PM
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    user098123
    Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
    I dont think he has that problem...all the friends (myself he included) he had last semester hate him now cause he turned into a total dick so everyone is a dick to him and makes fun of him, its pretty funny. He was already like the most self-concious person I have ever seen in my life so it wasnt hard...need something better tho.
    Feb 23 2007 12:23PM
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    Rez4frederick
    Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
    Tell him to buy some fucking headphones.  You just got to confront him about it and figure out a solution.
    Feb 23 2007 12:25PM
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    user098123
    Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
    I did man, him and my roomie were drunk, and he is already a huge douche. I talked to him like twice about it, and then after that he just locked up the doors so you couldn't get into his room and turned it wayyy loud, nothin i can do at that point.
    Feb 23 2007 12:26PM
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    rockymountainmilitia
    Posts: 2706 - Karma: 12
    spend $40.00 buy him some headphones ask him to just plug these in when your trying to get some sleep. If hes an asshole about that, Get an RA involved and get him booted from rez. im assuming your on rez.
    Feb 23 2007 1:11PM
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    suji.fnacks
    Posts: 1174 - Karma: 10
    his music must be so loud that it makes it easier for you to hear him talking shit about you
    Feb 23 2007 1:14PM
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    bigwhite.steeze
    Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,032
    dig a hole in the floor and cover it with leaves,once he falls in bury him so his head his head is sticking out. cover his head in honey and cover him in fire ants!
    Feb 23 2007 1:14PM
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    Mezmerize19
    Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
    Im telling you, shovel
    Feb 23 2007 1:25PM
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    Gonzoskier
    Posts: 303 - Karma: 40
    take a tray or book or something and prop it up at the bottom of his door so that it is slopping to the crack under his door. next take a 5 gal. bucket of water and pour it down the book or whatever so that it runs under his door and into his room. I did this to one of my friends as a prank and it took him 2 weeks with a box fan to dry it. plus the best part is he wore socks to bed so everytime he went to take a piss at night he would get his socks wet and he was soooooo pissed about that.
    Feb 23 2007 1:26PM
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    user098123
    Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
    its weird cause the bass like echos through the walls, but you can still hear voices really well if they are talking even remotely loudly...and the headphones thing wouldnt really work cause they were drinking and listening to music so it wasnt like he was just chillin to music...but if hes a huge dick about it again at 4 in the mornin ill just tell the RA even if it is a bitch move, he deserves it.
    Feb 23 2007 1:52PM
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    ilikeplants
    Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
    Take a huge shit in his pillow case when he isn't there.

    Hide dog poo in his dresser.
    Feb 23 2007 1:54PM
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    user098123
    Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
    I should hide a dead fish in his shit somewhere haha or an egg or something
    Feb 23 2007 1:56PM
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    ilikeplants
    Posts: 1868 - Karma: 17
    Do it in like his pillow case of something cause if you do something where it really costs him/you a lot of money, then your screwed.
    Feb 23 2007 2:01PM
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    philipc
    Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
    if his door opens out sometime when he goes in his room and shuts the door you put a shitload of ducktape over the door and maybe even nail some wood over it and put abunch of shit infrront of his door so he cant get out
    Feb 23 2007 2:07PM
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    Ski_Unit_19
    Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
    def just go to the RA. if that dosent work just kick his ass. pretty simple
    Feb 23 2007 2:17PM
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    squeakywaffle
    Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
    while he is sleeping fuck him in the ass with a cactus.

    this is the worst roommate/best roommate story ever, btw:

    http://www.leshy.net/stuff/001_fecesking.php
    Feb 23 2007 2:26PM
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    user098123
    Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
    unfortunately I weigh about 140 and he was an offensive linemen on his football team in high school, hes mostly just fat not really that strong but ya, I'd kick his ass if I could
    Feb 23 2007 4:07PM
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    hoodratz47
    Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,497
    just shit infornt of his door..
    Feb 23 2007 4:08PM
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    clrumivier4life
    Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
    The guy in the room next to us plays his rap really loudly at random times and he has huge ass speakers that shake the walls.  It sounds like rrrkchhhhrchkrrrrkcrkjhc from our room.  Fortunately, he only does it during daylight hours.
    Feb 23 2007 4:33PM
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    -justice-
    Posts: 1808 - Karma: 37
    catch a bunch of squirrels then let them loose in his room. hopefully they will fuck it up
    Feb 23 2007 4:52PM
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    salamander
    Posts: 815 - Karma: 16
    beat his ass
    Feb 23 2007 5:59PM
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    XXL_Steeze
    Posts: 1746 - Karma: 15
    open the cd case and poop in it and see if he can play music then. or just knock him down.
    Feb 24 2007 11:38AM
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    leckett1
    Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
    no hit him in the nuts with a soupcan
    Feb 24 2007 11:46AM
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    user098123
    Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
    its on his comp...hmm that gives me an idea, I think I may fuck with his computer and uninstall the soundcard drivers
    Feb 24 2007 2:25PM
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    Von
    Posts: 4869 - Karma: 21
    holy fucking shit
    everyone should read that
    Feb 24 2007 2:42PM
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    KrazyistKarl
    Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
    holy fuck i just read that whole thing. that quy is fucking crazy!
    Feb 24 2007 3:15PM
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