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Its not gay if...

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iskilibertys
Posts: 996 - Karma: 23
In case you were wondering about that borderline moment;

its not gay if:

1. you think it is a guy, but it is really a girl
2. you think it is a girl, but it is really a guy
3. you wear a condom, because your not touching bare skin.
4. you give (anal)
5. you receive (oral)
6. you wear girls Boy shorts, because their Boyshorts
7. you were on meth/payote
8. you are playing slip and slide in the shower and you end up on top of another man with your thing in his...because you are just playing a game.
9. you are unable to participate in gay activities due to chap lips. Even though you might want to participate, your lips are chapped so you did not. Therefore you did nothing gay.
10. you are brothers. Then it is just FUCKED UP!

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Feb 22 2007 5:21PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
if the lights are out!
Feb 22 2007 5:23PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
if youre raped in the bum whilst passed out
Feb 22 2007 6:14PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
if ur a victim of BRO RAPE!
Feb 22 2007 6:30PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
ok numero uno
why would u play slip and slide in the shower gay or not
numero dos
why are guys in the shower with you i like my privacy
Feb 22 2007 6:32PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
nobody else finds out?
Feb 22 2007 6:32PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
its only gay if you make it gay, remember that.

also until sex its not even gay,

handjobs...not gay

blowjobs...not gay


buttsex...meh a little gay
Feb 22 2007 6:40PM
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suji.fnacks
Posts: 1174 - Karma: 10
if you got with a guy and wondering if your story makes you not gay, you're wrong. You're a raging homo who cant come back to our side :(
Feb 22 2007 6:43PM
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ErikT
Posts: 2750 - Karma: 14
not sides again...

but, it's not gay if you
are in prison,
are high
are drunk
are sober
have your eyes are closed
dont really like it that much
like it, but don't say that you do
call the other dude gay
Feb 22 2007 6:47PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
hahahahaha
Feb 22 2007 6:50PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
if you drop the soap
Feb 22 2007 6:54PM
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TomK1
Posts: 144 - Karma: 13
HAHAHA That was such a funny video
Feb 22 2007 7:07PM
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tSki
Posts: 956 - Karma: 171
if your wearing a blindfold
Feb 22 2007 7:25PM
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iskilibertys
Posts: 996 - Karma: 23
haha, i like
Feb 22 2007 8:50PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
you get 10 free ones before your gay
Feb 22 2007 8:57PM
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c+ald
Posts: 830 - Karma: 46
haha OOO
Feb 22 2007 9:55PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
its not gay if it was in a bathroom of a gas station in Bizzaro World
Feb 22 2007 10:06PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
you are trying to get some money for coke
Feb 22 2007 10:11PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
if your balls don't touch
Feb 22 2007 10:37PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
one or both of you are tucking it between the legs
Feb 22 2007 10:41PM
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eyes.a.fire
Posts: 1238 - Karma: 13
if you race..... oh wait, thats pretty gay
Feb 23 2007 1:01AM
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iskilibertys
Posts: 996 - Karma: 23
if its a joke?
Feb 23 2007 9:19AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
If this man rapes you:

Click for larger image

Then its just survival
Feb 23 2007 9:24AM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
this is a weird thread
Feb 23 2007 9:54AM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
hahaha
Feb 23 2007 10:08AM
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iskilibertys
Posts: 996 - Karma: 23
touche
Feb 23 2007 1:45PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
a threesome with another guy is not gay as long as your swords don't cross
Feb 23 2007 10:37PM
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jibsworth
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 12
its not gay as long as you don't push back!!!!!!!!!
Feb 23 2007 11:03PM
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TheWiseCracker
Posts: 129 - Karma: 10
its not gay if you dont respond to this thread...
Feb 23 2007 11:39PM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
its not gay if its with a woman.
Feb 24 2007 2:04AM
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zeus
Posts: 38 - Karma: 10
haha
Feb 24 2007 2:21AM
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jmath
Posts: 112 - Karma: 11
y, so you listen to jack johnson? you wanna play some gamecube some time, lol!
Feb 24 2007 8:40PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
dude i was looking for my car keys
Feb 24 2007 10:15PM
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slaydave
Posts: 1697 - Karma: 62
this threads pretty gay...
Feb 24 2007 10:19PM
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Sholte
Posts: 2929 - Karma: 12
haha
Feb 24 2007 10:20PM
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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225
its not rape if its your first time
Feb 24 2007 10:36PM
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iskilibertys
Posts: 996 - Karma: 23
if roofies were involved...?
Feb 25 2007 9:07PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
-if you don't see his face.
Feb 25 2007 9:08PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
if he has feminine features
if she has masculine features
Feb 25 2007 9:13PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
if you had to think of whether what you just did was gay or not, its probably most likely gay...

stupidest thread ever
Feb 25 2007 9:22PM
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PeteP
Posts: 482 - Karma: 110
if your thinkin bout ur girl while it happens
Feb 25 2007 9:32PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
you are lead into a bed with 2 other guys while in a drunken state
Feb 25 2007 9:54PM
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iskilibertys
Posts: 996 - Karma: 23
if you deliberately touch some guys junk just cuz you can

wait...thats pretty gay
Feb 26 2007 7:35AM
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