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Sex checklists

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dat_dude_sammie
Posts: 42 - Karma: 10
yo anybody got a sex checklist they want to accomplesh in life? like 3somes and stuff?? i wanna make one help me think of some ideas
Feb 22 2007 2:43AM
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gab_mori7
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 55
look for the slut test on google, there is one in it
Sep 25 2007 2:10PM
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HappyTreez
Posts: 311 - Karma: 401
really gotta be careful on that one, it can get pretty sandy.
anyways sex while swimming would be nuts.
Sep 25 2007 2:25PM
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cmeriptahoe
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 12
Since im in college,

Sex in the middle of the football field
Sex in the library stacks
Anal
Gondola
In the middle of a forest
my friends really hot mom
Sep 25 2007 3:34PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
pretty sure i've done everything i've fantasized about.
sex in a gondola check.
threesome check.
although sex in a public washroom stall not yet.
Sep 25 2007 3:39PM
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cmeriptahoe
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 12
o man i forgot mile high club. haha. thats close to the top.
Sep 25 2007 3:42PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
havent done that one yet. shiat.
Sep 25 2007 3:56PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
You left out anal too, with all your poo talk I'm sure it has crossed your mind. Hell you've probably knocked it off the list already.
Sep 25 2007 4:01PM
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connoroh
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crack-hoe in an alley behind a hooters.
Sep 25 2007 4:02PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
oh its already checked off the list for sure. and i didnt like it. but i still love going poop!!!
Sep 25 2007 4:27PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Ya honestly anal isn't all that great..........who am I kidding, I thought it was great, she didn't like it so much. Alcohol fellas, lots and lots of alcohol makes everything a little more relaxed.
Sep 25 2007 4:30PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Oh and I would soooo get it on with a black chick but that will probably never happen as marriage seems to be approaching for me.
Sep 25 2007 4:31PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
and LUBE!!!!!!!!!
Sep 25 2007 4:33PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
ehhh lube/saliva, call it whatever you want it does help get the job done.
Sep 25 2007 4:37PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
oh no not ATM
Sep 25 2007 5:05PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
ok i didn't read the previous threads but this is funny to think about, pretty gross if you ever did it.

but like a list of all those hilarious nasty things you could do to a girl like...

cleveland steamer
dirty sanchez
etc.

Sep 25 2007 6:07PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
^gondola..i was planning to, but i decided that the ride was too short
Sep 25 2007 6:35PM
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Mex_LineJib^a
Posts: 3928 - Karma: 65
well now u know what you need to ask for on your batchelor party
Sep 25 2007 6:56PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
most have probably already been mentioned:
mile high club
gondola
anal (not on receiving end)
beach (on towel to prevent sand pain)
shower
canoe
bed of my pickup
69 mabes?

Sep 25 2007 6:59PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
I dont understand why it would be good to have sex on a plane, doesnt sound erotic or anything to me.
Sep 25 2007 7:05PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
i'm sure it's not, it's just for props.
Sep 25 2007 7:06PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
hm shower and swimming pool would be cool but how about in the ocean? that would be really fun
Sep 25 2007 9:04PM
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paulbunyan
Posts: 3110 - Karma: 90
he was lucky haha
Sep 25 2007 10:04PM
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cofreeskier
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 15
While skiing down the mountain. I bet moguls would feel pretty good with...that...going on...
Sep 25 2007 10:29PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
saliva good for vagina.
lube good for anus.
Sep 25 2007 10:52PM
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Daver_BC
Posts: 1256 - Karma: 307
^have a threesome in a hovercraft
Sep 25 2007 10:57PM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
seriously?!? you'd have to be pretty damn careful not to tip that shit! hahaha
Sep 25 2007 11:43PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
i did it in the life guard tower...i think that still counts as beach sex.


hum. well what i've done that would be mentionable for my list:

on a ferris wheel
in a public park
on the gondola (thanks keystone)
in the study room in my dorm last year
on the bar at one of my jobs
in the booth at the same place
in the managers office, with her
on the kitchen counter
in a hot tub
3some with her friend
video taped our session
eh i dunno what else
Sep 25 2007 11:55PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
It's just like shooting the rapids man........stay low. Trust me.
Sep 26 2007 8:11AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
On top of a quarry was pretty cool although any high cliff would work.

In the ocean was fun especially with all the beachgoers standing around without a clue.

Shower isn't a fantasy, that's a standard just like the bed.

Hot tub was awesome for sure.

I have never done it in the gondola, that's one I gotta take care of. Maybe killington, they got a pretty long gon, I wonder if people would even attempt to get in at the midstation if the windows were all foggy.
Sep 26 2007 8:15AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
I like the way you think sir.
Sep 26 2007 8:16AM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
hahaha how about handjob in backseat of a car while your dad is driving it?
and fingering the girl at the same time...
and having your dad hear this and turn on the radio so he doesnt have to listen to her...
and then blowing your load all over the carseat, her clothes, your shorts, etc...
and all of this while high as the night sky...

god i love exchange students!
Oct 28 2007 10:23AM
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Ender
Posts: 2348 - Karma: 112
threesome annddd
already had sex in public
Oct 28 2007 11:17AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
Haha, yes. It's like 7 or 9 minutes from the bottom to mid and 3 or 4 more from mid to top. It's not hard at all to get one by yourself on the first stage if it's not a super crowded day.
Oct 28 2007 11:47AM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
bathroom on a plane!
Oct 28 2007 12:51PM
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EL_FINRE
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 52
gondola
airplane
car
threesome
somewhere public
pool
milf
Oct 28 2007 1:28PM
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Crackaghan
Posts: 583 - Karma: 11
hahahah YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH

hahaa
Oct 28 2007 2:03PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
didn't read the whole thread, but road head is nice. Received my first last night.
Oct 28 2007 2:08PM
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AndrewZ
Posts: 759 - Karma: 36
Tried that once... then there were mosquitoes, lots of mosquitoes... that ended our fun pretty quick.
Oct 28 2007 2:47PM
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Journey
Posts: 421 - Karma: 16
while istening to Jounrey's "Belieive" on repeat
Oct 28 2007 2:58PM
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YourExcellency
Posts: 82 - Karma: 10

What the hell is wrong with you people? Has everyone forgot all about midget sex or what!

Oct 28 2007 3:10PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
chairlift, and the cincinati bowtie
Oct 28 2007 4:02PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
oh shit dude, so true. I don't know though, not really my thing.
Oct 28 2007 11:39PM
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Deex2
Posts: 663 - Karma: 10
In a tent, during an intense thunder storm.
Oct 28 2007 11:59PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,626
have you guys ever given face to a ginger?
its like eating gingersnaps
Oct 29 2007 12:06AM
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-Kieran-
Posts: 1009 - Karma: 12
thats rich
Oct 29 2007 1:08AM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
peee in her butt, hahahah
Oct 29 2007 3:31AM
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staffpro
Posts: 443 - Karma: 23
lol omfg
Oct 29 2007 7:55PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
this seems as stupid to me as the "what are you wearing" thread.   but i don't know, maybe i'm just fed up with studying and in a bad mood.
Oct 29 2007 8:36PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
Posts: 1407 - Karma: 1,277
haha i laughed for so long when i saw this
Oct 29 2007 8:46PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
black girl
anal
threesome
gondola
beach
plane


thats really it, checklists are gay.
Oct 29 2007 9:27PM
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