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NewO
Posts: 133 - Karma: 14
so this girl is coming over tomorrow and i got nothing to do at my place, the thing is i can't nail her or do anything like that with her yet, i need some really good smooth answers that will make her happy and she will want to come back. thanx PEace
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Proud Canadian

It Ain't Easy Being Shlezy
Jun 23 2003 9:17PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
dude, just be a man and talk to her, dont ask for love advice on a skiing website, even if it is under non-ski gabber
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

Jun 23 2003 9:18PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
say 'you want me to stick it in or not?' or if shes too classy for that, hang out for a couple hours, then try to make out with her, if she resists say 'i think ive put in the hours, dont you?'
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 23 2003 9:19PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
hahahaha ^ dan thats classic.. um, why dont you just act natural and not try to play off of what people on NS tell you.. Cause, eventually you are going to have to do it on your own anyways.. maybe go somewhere other than your place if there is nothing to do there.
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Jun 23 2003 9:21PM
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NewO
Posts: 133 - Karma: 14
nope gotta stay at home for it, what could i do around the house with her, tell me that
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Proud Canadian

It Ain't Easy Being Shlezy
Jun 23 2003 9:22PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
play a nice relaxing board game

CoC session E
Jun 23 2003 9:25PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
wet tee-shirt contest
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

Jun 23 2003 9:25PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 138
rent a good movie that SHE would like, that's one thing she will like, cuddle, don't try anything quickly but show interest in her....if u want things to go somewheres, whisper things into her ear that you think make her hot etc..the night is what u want it to be man,

2 Inchers Club

Tical: so this one dude says to the other
Martock_Freestylist: he said Tical shush ur mouth
FilmingBitch: yup
Jun 23 2003 9:25PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
tony hawks pro skater 4, the game of life, eating and sex
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 23 2003 9:26PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
Twister.. ey? hahaha, why dont you rent a movie or something
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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
Jun 23 2003 9:27PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
officially 7 replies til a serious one
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 23 2003 9:27PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Just be talkative and make her laugh, I went to a guy friends house yesterday with no intentions of anything at all... he got some action though which was because he was being cool. Use things to your advantage, pool, hot tub, tramp ect. If she says anything like 'Oo my back hurts' offer a massage. Come on trooper, you know the drill!


And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
Jun 23 2003 9:28PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
hot girls have it so much easier than guys when it comes to this kinda thing

CoC session E
Jun 23 2003 9:28PM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
Are you her boyfriend or are you just trying to sleep with her? Coz just play it cool and have a talk about it. If you instigate it and she's been thinking about it but been too afraid to say anything she might think this is good. If you're fairly upfront and let her know what you want then thats probably a good thing too.

sarah@newschoolers.com
Jun 23 2003 9:31PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
yeah man, hot girls hold all the power... its just not fair...
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Jun 23 2003 9:31PM
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NewO
Posts: 133 - Karma: 14
i he movie idea my good man, thatnks alot that is my number 1 choice for now, some1 try to beat him
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Proud Canadian

It Ain't Easy Being Shlezy
Jun 23 2003 9:32PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
wow, that the best advice ever from the angelic chick
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 23 2003 9:34PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
start trying to get to know her, pop in a horror movie, shell cuddle with you, after about 30 minutes of cuddling put your hand on her knee, make sure she enjoys it, shell prolly kiss you and then start making out with her and then later you can drill her!

Proud Canadian and PE owner!
Jun 23 2003 9:53PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
SCCORE!!
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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
Jun 23 2003 9:58PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
dude, pe's a player
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 23 2003 10:02PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
here's what you do, get gay porn, lots of it.

I think i'm going crazy...
According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
Jun 23 2003 10:03PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
go out and buy yahtzee, fun for hours
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
Jun 23 2003 10:03PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
dude, yahtzee fuckin rules
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 23 2003 10:04PM
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SomeSkiGirl
Posts: 214 - Karma: 10
make her some food, or make lunch/dinner together... that'll impress her prolly
Jun 23 2003 10:08PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Yahtzee is ace.


And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
Jun 23 2003 10:11PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
go to a park man, think about it, u can get ice cream and hot dogs, and watch little cute kids (girls like them but i still think little kids are the spawn of satan) and u can make fun of weird lookin people, then u can go into the woods and have some rustic sex
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
Jun 23 2003 10:12PM
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ReggaeConcept
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 15
get Jerry Maguire. its a chick flick but really funny. its the best of both worlds. if not, go for a walk. hold hands and talk. girls go wild for that shit


Remember you were born a human being
Not a part of their machine
Jun 23 2003 10:15PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
yea rent girls gone wild. That would be sweet!

CoC session E
Jun 23 2003 10:17PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
oooo, remember this, when in doubt, whip it out
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
Jun 23 2003 10:19PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
so many good ideas
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 23 2003 10:21PM
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sidekick_rep
Posts: 337 - Karma: 10
yea, movies are killer, and make sure you have a good couch...thats important...


'isnt it hard to ski backwards? dont you hit stuff?'


Till nextweek Boomshot sayin stick around and be no clown just keep on rockin'to the A-l sound as I would tell ye.
Jun 24 2003 12:04AM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
pull-out couches are where it's at. and good luck with your date, hope all turns out well.


Joel
Jun 24 2003 12:13AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
horse shoes or frisbee or frisbee with a horse shoe
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Jun 24 2003 1:04AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
ask her if shes ever seen a trouser snake


hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'
*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree
it was put there for you to see
and was meant to be smoked by you
or me
if i had my little way
id smoke chronic everday
gettin high before i work
or play
Jun 24 2003 1:19AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Hahaha I love that trouser snake comment. If I were a guy I would use that so much.


And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
Jun 24 2003 2:20AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
DATE RAPE DRUG then you can do whatever you want to do...hehehehehehehehe

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To the bar Batman
Jun 24 2003 2:31AM
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